Author: ChickBomb

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

Benvenuto, amici! Everyone ready to to see what’s up with the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  It’s literally last summer’s news, but I guess we just have to trust that it’s all somehow part of Andy’s cross eyed plan to entertain us. The big news here is that THE COOKBOOK is the new THE CHRISTENING, [...]

Where Did All The Pretty Movie Stars Go?

Time for the Grammys!  I had an awesome nap during the show, but managed to stay awake for who & wear… The hair? Oh, my boyfriend and I were just playing around and he stuck my finger in an electric socket.  Relationship’s going great, thanks for asking! Fell over the edge of glory and currently in [...]

Who and wear!

And everyone still hates Teresa.

Bankruptcies & blood feuds!

The finale!!

Bridge & tunnel time!

Jersey hits a different shore.

5k for family.

Family business goes public.

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it through the week wondering if Jacqee and Ashley would make up?  Would Ashley move to California?    Will she ever finish the Lauren Manzo Makeup Empire t-shirts?  Beauty school or art school? Fate or free will? So [...]

I feel so on display. On display. On display.

New Years comes to New Jersey

No really, we’re done.

Polo and paparazzi.

Audrina juggles having a boyfriend and an occasional modeling gig.

More Patridge infighting and a trip to Vegas.

ChickBomb and friends make fun of an event they would kill several people to be invited to.

Time for live the life with Audrina. But this week, there’s trouble on the horizon.

This week, Audrina realizes her lifelong dream of walking in a fashion show.

Something seemed confusing to me when I tuned into this week’s action packed Audrina episode. The “last week, on Audrina….” section was full of shit I swear I have not seen before. An anniversary party? A surprise visit from her boyfriend? Did I fall asleep from boredom and miss an entire episode? What happened? Hold [...]

Ole Dead Eyes is back with her very own show!

Hollywood Week continues…

Season finale time!

Putting on air

It’s an upset!

Gay weddings!

Crossover!

Time capsule

Femme fatales

Reuniting with the skanks of love

I’m too smug for this s*#t.

Oh, here go hell come.

It’s the new (and improved?) Fashion Show!

She asks the escort if he’s inherited “that gay fashion gene”.

Welcome aboard another double-cap of Fly Girls! What does Bret Michaels have do do with this? Nothing, but as some of you know, I popped my ‘gasm cherry with Bret on Rock of Love and I am genuinely concerned for him right now. I didn’t even pick the cheesy eighties pic for this. And that [...]

We meet again for this week’s High Society with some unexpectedly fabulous news – there will be a season two! And it gets even better – they’re recasting! Consensus is that Tinsley needs some more “likable” friends. Meanwhile, Sexy Deborah Denise Trachtenberg is bucking for her own show, and feeling undoubtedly hurt and betrayed that [...]