Author: ChickBomb

This week on High Society things are pretty dull. But this fellow gets the pleasure of officially not taking her crap and kicking Vile Jules Kirby out of his hotel. Ummm…I don’t think it’s the guy with the coke.

This week on High Society, Tinsley has a lot to take. There’s James Micheal Joseph Methcrack who’s trying to dress her in monkey hair for the opera, and Devorah Rose Trachtenberg who’s trying to stalk her, be her, ruin her and take credit for her hairdo all at the same time. I made you.

We have come to the season finale of Kell on Earth. What’s on tap for today? Well, Kelly shoots an internet movie on the NYC streets and her staff plans a surprise party for her. I fell asleep each of the three times I tried watching this. How can someone with such an interesting life [...]

This week on High Society, it’s enough to drive Tinsley to drink. And you know what that means – we’re just a stone’s throw away from pill popping. How badly do you want Season 2?

Welcome to Fly Girls! Unlike every other reality show out there that’s here to tell you that things aren’t as fabulous as they seem, these honeys are out to prove that fetching beers for people in shorts and flip flops when they ring the little bell is the height of glamour. Yeah, we’re glamorous. Wanna [...]

This week on Kell on Earth, it’s hard times. Kelly travels to LA to get some new business and while she’s away, Skinner and Goth fall in work love. LA Kelly – Just add sunglasses.

This week on Kell on Earth, Robyn from the closet dates a hobbit, Kelly tries on hats and we lose Tandrew. Someone, get the Ativan.

So far, High Society has clutched the title of least watched premiere in CW history from Mischa Barton’s death grip. It has also been described by the one other person I know watching it as “the absolute worst TV show ever filmed”. In other words…success!

Welcome to High Society, where a Park Avenue princess gives it all up for every Z-lister’s dream, a reality show on the CW. And who doesn’t love a good downward spiral? Doing this reality show is the equivalent of hurling yourself off that bridge behind you, but hey, live and let live.

This week’s Kell on Earth gives us more empowerment in the form of being alternatively bitchy, overworked and overwhelmed. And under-appreciated. Also, Kelly markets her book a lot and somebody actually cries outside! I don’t care what country you’re in. This shirt is no ok.

This week on Kell on Earth, everyone’s still stressed out and overwhelmed but all they’re very empowered about it. This was actually the best episode yet. We have a lot to cover! It’s called Vicodin.

Well, it’s that time of year…American Idol! Like everyone else around here, I’m super excited. As is my routine, I tune in during first round auditions when I can, but don’t start getting serious until Hollywood week. And this was a great Hollywood week. There was a lot of polished talent. So here we are, [...]

This week on Kell on Earth, fashion is once again in crisis. Everything is too overwhelming and stressful for everyone else except our hero, Kelly Cuttrone, who spends the whole night saving the day. Stamp Hero

Ready for more Kell on Earth? I’m becoming such a Kelly-phile. She was on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show last week, and some dumb girl called in to tell her she wanted to break into fashion – but she had no experience, and couldn’t do an internship because she simply couldn’t work for no money. What [...]

Welcome to Kell On Earth, starring everyone’s favorite unapologetic bitch with a heart of gold, Kelly Cutrone. Kelly is the owner of People’s Revolution, otherwise known as where Lauren and Whitney worked after Teen Vogue. But if you want to be really specific about it, they do PR for fashion.

It’s the Grammys! We can’t really take the fashion too seriously because, well, a lot of musicians dress like idiots. But that doesn’t mean it’s not still fun to watch. As usual, I’m with Ryan and Giuliana. Giuliana looks great, a million times better than she looked in that baked potato thing at the Golden [...]

It’s award season! I could take or leave the self congratulatory show, but I lovelovelovelove the clothes. That’s why I’m on the case for the pre-show action. Tonight’s victim is the Golden Globes. I’m tuning in to E!’s live from the red carpet coverage, because that’s where Ryan Seacrest is. Whenever you complain to yourself [...]

All I have to say about the Real World is it’s like the Mafia. Once you’re in, you can never get out. And at the end of the day, why would you want to?

And now, for Part Two of our fascinating character study of the Lamaii. This pretty much sums it up. A grown woman with fake everything on an eight year old’s bike.

Hello gorgeous dolls, I am here to catch you up on the Lamaii! I blame E! for not doing this sooner – they’re sort of turned their channel into a Kardash fest, and I for one could not find that family more dull (except Kim, everyone loves Kim). E!’s backing the wrong show, and there’s [...]

This week on Leave It To Lamas, Lorenzo’s still hot and Shayne’s still amusing. We could be doing much worse.

I have a confession to make – I find Lorenzo Lamas to be hot as hell. When I see him in his leather vest with nothing underneath, long flowing hair and porno mustache, I know it’s tragic, but I can’t look away. So I see Leave It Lamas an opportunity to watch Lorenzo. This means [...]

Welcome to The Beautiful Life. I still don’t know what the TBL is for, besides annoying me which Ashton Kutcher is exceptionally good at. I also still don’t think this trick’s making it past four episodes, but I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts! The story of Cruella DeVille’s youth has been in the [...]

Dearest, gorgeous dolls…just wanted to give you a little something about the new show in my life, The Beautiful Life: TBL. Brownie points for anyone who can tell me what the hell the TBL is for. Wait, this is modeling – scratch that. Make it puked up champagne points.

Hola! Bienvenido! Eh, that’s all I got. Here’s the Real World, last day in Cancun! Could you be more specific?

Welcome back to The Real World Cancun! May-juh (I know, that wasn’t Mexican, but I have to practice my Victoria Beckham too, you know) props to MIchy PR for translating Rihanna’s email to Scrawny Pat from last week! The best part was when she bragged about Scrawny being in it for the cameras with Jassy, [...]

This week, on the Real World, the first half of the show is the threesome and the second half is everyone talking about it. Probably the best episode of the Real World in a while! Well, it had the inter-roomie threesome, so it kind of wins by default, but – and I can’t believe I’m [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! Tonight, it’s all about class.

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! Ding, dong the herpes is dead! Tonight, the star of the show is Jasmine!, her four feet of drama, …and a bottle of Two Buck Chuck.

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! I am delighted to report that the public herpes outbreak in Cancun is no longer a threat! Read on for details… Bad hair, however, is still a menace.

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! I don’t mind telling you, I’ve spent the week hating Mexico. I’ve had a horrible sore throat / achy / coughing / fever / vomiting thing that a quick check on the internet had me convinced was Swine Flu. I’m all about the self diagnosis, by the way. [...]

Welcome back to another installment of the Real World Cancun! And it’s time for this season’s relevant social issue affecting young people today. So now, without further adieu, I give you Cutting! The Musical, starring Ayiiia and a pair of cuticle scissors. Mary had a little … cat. Little cat. Little cat. NO NO NO [...]

Welcome back to another tequila dipped episode of the Real World Cancun! When we last saw the roomies, we had gone from zero to lesbian lovers to mortal enemies in two short episodes. Someone’s evil twin will show up any minute now. You hang tight, John. I’m gonna go bang a hostess and dump a [...]

Welcome back to what I’m calling the Perfect Real World Storm in Cancun! We’ve had fighting, flirting, sex, drinking, herpes, destruction of property, tears…the list goes on, and that’s even before tonight’s lesbian roommate lovers who become arch enemies before episode’s end. And we’re only in the third week! We still have swine flu to [...]

Bienvenidos my cheesy enchiladas, ready to go back to Cancun for a long weekend? I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat!

Buenos dias chiquitas, you’re never going to believe what happened to me! I went to Brooklyn for some sex, drinks and fighting…and I fell asleep. I think a whole season of the Real World might have happened, but I napped through it. All I know is, I woke up in Mexico! First day here, and [...]

Welcome to the Rock of Love Bus Reunion Show! It’s a leopard printed hello from 80′s hair metal’s favorite almost-been, Rikki Rachtman! He gives us a brief history Rock of Love, consisting mostly of Soccer Mom Ambre, and then it’s time to catch up with the hos! Long live Fred Flinstone!

Welcome to the last stop on the Rock of Love Bus! I miss my hos already, but I’m not gonna get in a funk over it. I’m gonna wear smokey eyes and stripper shoes and report the shocking, shocking, news that Bret Michaels chose a Penthouse Pet over an insecure farmgirl! Drunk, naked and ready? [...]

Another morning in Orlando on the Rock of Love Bus! Do I miss Boring Butch Beverly? I can’t decide. Then I have to listen to Deluded Ho Janie’s daily deluded rant about how it’s really for real and she’s “getting ready to fall for Bret” and remember that even Boring Butch had a better shot [...]