Author: ChickBomb

Welcome to the last stop on the Rock of Love Bus! I miss my hos already, but I’m not gonna get in a funk over it. I’m gonna wear smokey eyes and stripper shoes and report the shocking, shocking, news that Bret Michaels chose a Penthouse Pet over an insecure farmgirl! Drunk, naked and ready? [...]

Another morning in Orlando on the Rock of Love Bus! Do I miss Boring Butch Beverly? I can’t decide. Then I have to listen to Deluded Ho Janie’s daily deluded rant about how it’s really for real and she’s “getting ready to fall for Bret” and remember that even Boring Butch had a better shot [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Reunion! Maria Menounous is our host, because she’s a huge fan she tells us. Oh, nice that someone is. Or was at least paid enough to say it convincingly. She intros the roomies. Nothing new to report, except Sarah has a really cute new haircut with bangs, and Baya’s [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. It’s over. There’s boxes, packing tape and mopey music. It’s really over. I’m still not sure what happened. I’m pretty sure nothing, and that’s why I can’t remember any of it. The roomies talk about how sad they are to leave. Groundbreaking leaving the Real World stuff, and [...]

Welcome back onboard the Rock of Love Bus! Let me Clorox the bus for you sweeties, and then we’re back on the road! Fix those shorts. Wouldn’t wanna look like a slut or anything.

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. This week, Ryan’s going to war. There’s nothing funny about it, but on the bright side, he wears his big blue cowboy hat a lot. The sexy blue flannel, too. Oh my. I just realized. The best things about this episode were a jumbo blue cowboy hat and [...]

I’ve been away. Get naked and let me make it up to you with the tale of last week’s Rock of Love Bus… This show used to be so classy!

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. Today begins with a bummer. Katelynn’s bank account is overdrawn again. Volunteer work is great and all, she tells us, but she’s post-op. She needs cash. Sarah’s advice is to “hug it out”. “Hug it out?” Katelynn asks her, confused. What, no Entourage in cow country? The ears [...]

Welcome back to the only way to traverse every state fair ground east of the Mississippi, the Rock Of Love Bus! This week, we have a challenge, a drunken night out, a spicy bitchfight, a solo date and more! We have a lot to get to. No time for panties. You don’t need them where [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn, where everyone dreams big, and the camera crews following them around make that seem like a good plan. No! You don’t look like a epileptic at all! Keep dancing!

Welcome back onboard the Rock of Love Bus! Got your pasties and tube socks? Sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s the perfect ensemble for tonight’s installment. This was one of the best Rock of Loves ever. Top Heif

This week on the Real World Brooklyn, the boys act like bitches, and not just the gay one. This is what we’ve come to.

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! It’s time for Bret’s favorite challenge, Mudbowl. Unfortunately, I’m not much of a fan or football or mud, so I’m focusing on Bret’s private jet concert date, which just might go down in dating show history as the best date ever. Flash me something for a backstage [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! I could write a nice, opening paragraph about my thoughts on the week’s episode…or I could just copy mine and Flippy’s emails about it: ChickBomb: you know I actually liked the rw this week! It was still dumb as hell but I kinda liked it! Flippy: good! it’s [...]

Welcome back to another drama filled episode of the Real World Brooklyn! This week, Baya and Ryan finally make out, Chet and JD have a heart to heart and Chet might be gay, Katelynn and Baya fight over a guy, Sarah has bulimia and Scotty’s on roids. Well, either all that stuff happened, or the [...]

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! There’s no doubt about the life lessons learned from Rock of Love, and this week we learn a big one about dressing trashy that I was happily able to apply to my own life. Man I wish I brought a book. Me too.

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! This week, war is bad, Chet wants to be famous, Scotty becomes a player and Devyn doesn’t like it. Sound exciting? Well, keep reading anyway. Tall enough to ride. YAY!

Hello dolls and welcome back aboard the Rock of Love Bus. Packed your crotchless panties? Great, let’s go! That’s the prize for winning the entire show. Pick something else.

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! I am delighted to report that we finally get some drama today! Three love triangles! Well, they’re not all triangles but that’s what I’m calling them cause it flows. Also, someone finally gets drunk and slutty. Not really slutty enough for my taste, but I’ll take what I [...]

Hey dolls, welcome aboard! The first thing I have to say today is that the Rock of Love Bus theme song is really growing on me. “Please, let me in-tro-duce myself, get my back stage pass, ride my li-mou-sine…” Well, that’s the only line I know but I’ve been kind of humming it all day. [...]

DeShawn’s out. The other four are still in. Here’s the interview with DeShawn Snow of the DeShawn Snow Foundation For Future Gold-Digging Athletes’ Wives, courtesy of Essence magazine – I know, when did I start reading Essence? But it’s my source for Housewives gossip. DeShawn says she was dropped cause she was too boring. I [...]

Hello dolls and welcome back onboard my new favorite mode of transport, the Rock of Love Bus! Cry Porn

This week on the Real World Brooklyn, everyone learns something. Still with me?

It’s the Real World Brooklyn, yo! This year’s theme is After School Special. But do have quite a bit of ignorance, annoying people and a transgender roommate to spice things up. Don’t bother trying to get in a cab, they really don’t go there, but keep reading for the update on the latest true story [...]

Dolls, it’s back and we have a lot of skank to cover so I’m not wasting time on the intro. As a very wise man on acid once said, “Either you’re on the bus, or you’re off the bus.” So slather yourself with some body glitter and hop on – this is the Rock of [...]

I’m just a chock full of news today! That’s what happens when you’re held captive by your job with nothing better to do…but I just heard that major drama went down at the Charm School Reunion taping the other night.

I was having a bad day. I’m stuck in New York when I want to be in LA. The sandwich shop next door ran out of bread. I might be coming down with a cold. And then magically, my day turns to gold….The Real Housewives of Atlanta have been renewed for Season Two! Was there [...]

Yo dolls, how ya doin’? Consider that my lame attempt at Brooklyn-ese, as we start our journey to the latest season of the Real World, set in Brooklyn. Of course it’s not set in that part of Brooklyn, it’s in the pseudo-downtown hipster area of Red Hook, cause this is MTV of course. Join me [...]

It’s the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunited! I’ll tell you right now, cause it’s over a week later and I’m sure you’re dying of curiosity, we did not see Lisa slap Kimmie. I am terribly disappointed in Bravo. They’re losing Project Runway, don’t they know they have to do whatever they can to suck in [...]

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta! It’s the finale, which would normally make me sad, but considering we have the real drama coming in the reunion, I’m able to put off being sentimental about these hos for a week. Orange County just isn’t going to do it for me. I’m sorry. So let’s [...]

So, last night I’m enjoying a pleasant meal out with the family, when the talk turns to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. “There’s drama,” my Mom mentions casually. “There’s drama? There’s drama? What do you mean? With who? What happened? Why don’t I know about this?” I demand. What can I say, I’m excitable. And [...]

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. This week, we focus on Sheree, which is not nearly as interesting as NeNe’s rants, Kimmie’s singing, DeShawn’s money laundering, or anything the adorable Hartwells do, but Sheree does come off kind of looking like a chump, so stay with me. You made the [...]

This week, there was big news about our Real Housewives of Atlanta, or specifically, our NeNe. NeNe got the big plug from Anderson Cooper on the Ellen show! I never watch the Ellen show, but for some reason, I happened to be watching on election day, and when Anderson started in on that, “Honey, I [...]

Hello darlings, and welcome back to The Real Housewives of Atlanta! Well, we all know what tonight is – DeShawn’s big diamond gala that’s going to raise a million dollars for DeShawn to go shopping with and raise her self-esteem. I mean, the underprivileged girls’ self-esteem. Nothing says inspiration like a stupid, spoiled, classless ho [...]

Welcome back to the ATL for another installment of the Real Housewives! I’m not gonna lie, this week was a buzzkill. NeNe’s sad, and when NeNe’s sad, whoooooo Lord, I am too. Luckily, we have Kimmie’s cigarette fueled music ambitions and DeShawn’s gala that’s sure to end up netting her three to five for fraud [...]

Hello dolls, I am loving The Real Housewives of Atlanta more and more with every passing moment. I am both horrified and adoring at the same time, and what better combo could you ask for in a reality show? So let’s see what our gaudy gals are up to this week. I want a weave! [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome to Atlanta for the latest installment of the Real Housewives! This Housewife franchise isn’t really my bag of tricks, quite frankly, new money bores me. But a few weeks ago, during one of my bonding days with my sofa, I happened to catch the preview special on Bravo, and next [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and happy end of summer! I’m sorry I had to leave you temporarily, I promise you it wasn’t by choice, but if there’s one thing that could get my ass back to you it’s the new Beverly Hills 90210!

Hello dolls and welcome back to another crud filled episode of I Love Money! But let’s do housekeeping before we begin. First of all, I think I was way off on the cast list for Rock of Love Charm School. I have failed you with my faulty Googling. So if anyone has the correct list, [...]