Author: ChickBomb

Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! This week, what goes around comes back around to our resident Goody Two Shoes, and I have to say, it’s probably the most enjoyable moment of Real World Hollywood yet. Well, with the exception of Meathead Joey’s soliloquies. Yeah, still missing the big lug. But let’s catch up [...]

This week on the Real World Hollywood, we get two new roommates, and we find out how important and famous the current roommates really are. We have many cameos from Real Worlders past, but you’ll have to keep reading to see who. I don’t want to ruin it for you. It’s that huge. It’s not [...]

Welcome to another drama filled episode of the Real World Hollywood. Will Joey self-destruct? Can Sarah save him? Will Brianna get her ass off the sofa and sing? Will Blondie learn that black people are people too? Will Dolt figure out with as many nappy weave hos as he’s been banging, he’s surely got an [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and you were right. Don’t you love conversations that start out that way? Actually, let me amend – some of you were right, I have had no love for the Real World Hollywood lately. It’s the petty fights that get me. They’re stupid, pointless and insulting to the viewer. Unlike drunken hookups, [...]

Hello and welcome back to more Real World Hollywood. I didn’t know if I could take any more, after last week, but I suffered through. Actually, this week wasn’t as bad. And there was almost an orgy. Bet that got your attention! Just in case you wanted to lose your appetite. It’s the ChickBomb diet. [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood. This is a hard recap to write. First of all, cause this was far and away, the dumbest episode of the Real World ever. And I mean ever. Also, I’m still getting over American Idol. I have three problems. One, sweet, angelic Archuletta lost. Two, that smug, poser [...]

Well hello and welcome back to the Real World Hollywood, now Meat-free. I still can’t believe it, Episode Four and Joey Meathead’s already gone! Talk about life in the fast lane. But, there’s some judging and drama and a fashion show that beats improv any day, so I’m still on board. You with me? Ambition [...]

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Word Hollywood! On tonight’s Pre-True Hollywood Story, a young man in search of fake reality show fame moves to Hollywood. He rides the heady wave Real World notoriety – VIP status at sparsely attended dive bars on Hollywood Blvd., women with weaves of synthetic yellow, drinking Brandy [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! This week, no one has sex, no one has a fight, Prety insults a Hollywood has been, and things get really deep for Meathead. I’m on a plane back to LA right now, so pretend I packed you in my suitcase, and come along [...]

Hello dolls, and welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! We open with sights of the city – big buildings, the valley, and, oh, then there’s the traffic. That’s our signal that we’re about to venture back in to the Real World compound. The house looks so crappy from the outside, and it’s surrounded by [...]

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Hello dolls, and welcome to the season finale of Rock of Love! We’re down to our final two hos – Cross Eyed Soccer Mom Ambre and Muppet Daisy. This season’s been a slow ride, but tonight looks like one big, messy, make-up smeared drama. Grab your spare bottle of Aqua Net and off we go! [...]

Welcome back to the second to last week of Rock of Love! This week is the meet the parents episode. I doubt anyone could beat trashy fabulousness of the Family Flash, or the level of psychotic achieved by the herpes ridden Family Psycho, but I’m game to find out. I’ve never seen anyone so creative [...]

Hello dolls, and welcome to the Real World Roast! I’ve spent the last week babysitting my landlord’s kids, and I am embarrassed to admit that both Miley Cyrus and those Jonas Brothers have managed to infect my iPod. I’m all Disney Channeled out, and in desperate need of some trashy, twenty-something behavior to snap me [...]

Hey dolls, welcome back to Rock of Love! Flasher’s back, so you know it’s a good week. Make your hair big and suck it in for some spandex, it’s time to rock and roll! Somewhere, a child’s birthday party is missing clowns.

Welcome back to Rock Of Love! You all know what’s happening this week – that’s right, it’s the return of everyone’s favorite reality ho, Flasher Heather! I will waste not one moment more on some lame intro when there’s fabulous, glittery stripper gowns in our future. Slap on some cheap makeup and let’s get reunited! [...]

Oh, American Idol. How I love you so. This show can turn even the most wretched of experiences positive. Yesterday, I worked a flight from Newark, New Jersey to Vail, Colorado. This is one of the most dreaded flights in the system, because it’s a plane full of coach passengers (and their nannies) who think [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome back to Rock of Love! Where the hell did it go last week? I have no idea. Must have been some kind of hangover. Anyway, this is the episode when things finally start to get good! In honor of that, I have had Talk Dirty To Me repeating on my [...]

Hello dolls from NYC! I am thrilled, thrilled, thrilled to be bringing you tonight’s American Idol recap! Tonight I am joined for viewing by the gorgeous fabulousness who we’ll call Bootylicious. And I’m dying to get into the action, so let’s go! Heh?

Welcome back to Rock of Love! This week, we get patriotic, there’s a big fight and I change horses. Wait, I never really had a horse here. I’m still waiting for the second coming of Flasher. But I do change my mind about one of the hos. Pour a shot (or nine) and come along… [...]

Welcome back to Rock of Love! This week, it’s the return of one of my all time favorite hos, Grandma Rodeo! And I’m sure some unfortunate choices in western wear. Slap on your airbrushed cowboy hats dolls, and get ready to rock and ride… Come on, Rode Hard, beauty sleep won’t help you this late [...]

Welcome back to another week of Rock of Love. I think we’re in a slump. All these hos do is whine and cry. No one’s puking in the hot tub, nobody’s fighting, and the stripper pole has three layers of dust on it. But tonight is the Mudbowl, when these hos have a real opportunity [...]

Hi dolls! Everyone keep rockin’ over our break? Well, Rock of Love is back and more infected than ever. Shall we? I am Cross-Eyed Soccer Mom, and I have come back from the fifties to warn you about herpes.

Hi dolls! Everyone keep rockin’ over our break? Well, Rock of Love is back

All right, dolls. This is it. First I’d like to thank Flippy and T.Vo for sharing writing duties on this one, cause I am obsessed with American Idol, and have been since the day this show first aired. For Sale

Hello dolls, and welcome back to Rock of Love! This week’s installment was a big improvement over last. We had ho drama and some roller derby action. Free skate, everybody! Where my hos at?

Well, ChickBomb was a naughty, naughty girl this week. That may work in Bret’s world, but in the ‘Gasm, it’s not cool. No excuses, let’s just strap into our assless, leopard print chaps and dive into this week’s – well, last week’s – installment of the classiest hour on TV, Rock Of Love! When did [...]

Well, ChickBomb was a naughty, naughty girl this week. That may work in Bret’s world, but in the ‘Gasm, it’s not cool. No excuses, let’s just strap into our assless, leopard print chaps and dive into this week’s – well, last week’s – installment of the classiest hour on TV, Rock Of Love!

Hey dolls, did you know there was a Real World Sydney Reunion Special? I didn’t. After the finale aired, they showed a preview of The Gauntlet, so I just figured it was Parisa walking off in the sunshine, and we were done. But, no. MTV wants to rehash, and they want to take a whole [...]

Alright dolls, this is it – Rock of Love 2! Does anyone else love the logo with the double swords through the heart? Clever! The big news at first is Bret’s got new hair! He’s traded in the straggly mess he borrowed from Ashlee Simpson, and now he’s got smooth, silky locks that he stole [...]

G’day dolls, and welcome to the last episode of the Real World Sydney! The finale is stretched out to an hour, so I’m looking for some good drama. I want to laugh. I want to cry. I want to see someone get hit, and I want to see some night vision drunken sex. Sneaky PA, [...]

Well, we’re down to the second to last episode of the Real World Sydney! Time sure flies when you’re sleeping all day, drinking all night and alternatively fighting / getting it on in the wee hours. This week, Isaac finally gets a story line, and Marge emerges from her cocoon a butterfly. A hot butterfly! [...]

This week on the Real World: Sydney, it’s time for the Contiki smack-down! That’s right, two teams in dueling tacky motorcoaches will compete for the title of Best Way To View A Foreign Country Through Someone Else’s Eyes! The colorful scribbly bus is about as adventurous as this gig gets, but they do get to [...]

Last Sunday, I got the most fabulous news! Some of you may already have gotten word as well, but for those of you who haven’t, I’ve been holding out over a week now to give you a very, very special Christmas surprise…

Well, it’s been five days now that I’ve been putting off writing this recap. Reason why? This episode was really dumb and boring. But now I’m on an airplane that’s been delayed for two hours, I’ve had a few glasses of wine, and I’m ready to do this thing. So for those of you interested, [...]

Well, here it is, dolls. The much anticipated Busted Condom episode of the Real World Sydney. I don’t know about you all, but I’m on pins and needles waiting for the outcome on this one. I’m sure it won’t be an overly hyped false alarm or anything. Also, Dumby turns on Ashli. Let the drama [...]

Welcome back to the Trasha-Free Real World Sydney! Last week was a whole lot of ugly as the evil was purged. But this week, Isaac’s back, and people are getting bored on the dark side. Let’s take a trip to the land down under and see what happens. Score!

So, we left the Real World Sydney with that cute, bubbly, outgoing Trasha literally knocking Parisa down. I forgot one comment last week – what’s the deal with Trasha and her “personal shopper” gig? That drapey orange tank top thing was straight out of Walmart in 1985, and I do not mean that in a [...]

Monday night in LA. Flipit and ChickBomb gorging on Brazilian food and red wine on Sunset. After dinner, we decide to take the party back to Flippy’s new fabulous penthouse apartment for a little post dinner herbal refreshment and TV, cause that’s how we roll. When we turn on the TV, I see Ashli and [...]