Author: ChickBomb

This week on the Real World Sydney, we get ready for a little action! Shauvon’s gone back to her boyfriend and the fab life in Sacramento, and no one was too sorry to see that whiny bitch go. We’ve got a new roommate to meet, new Parisa issues to address, plus Isaac’s gotten himself a [...]

Well, this was a pretty mellow week in the Real World Sydney. But, I suppose after the past few weeks of bitchfights and the highly anticipated sweeps worthy visit of Dunbar’s Girlfriend Julie, everyone just wanted to take a break. So, they took us on a little vacation. Watch out for cow tippers.

This week on the Real World Sydney, Dunbar’s Girlfriend Julie’s coming! Dunbar’s Girlfriend Julie’s coming! For those of you just tuning in, I call her that cause…well, that’s how she introduced herself to us. He might have beaten her identity away. Let’s stow away in her suitcase and see…

This week on the Real World Sydney, I wanted to like Parisa. I really, really did. I’ve had so much venom for her for the past two weeks, I felt like she HAD to redeem herself tonight. Well, not only did that not happen, but I think I’m borderline loathing her now. Foiled again. Here’s [...]

Can you believe the soap opera that is the Real World Sydney? Last week, Parisa made a fool of herself chasing after Alex, a slightly cute, Aussie camera whore who wears a lot of t-shirts and blazers. Alex is Trasha’s friend who she met out at, where else, Cargo Bar, and who she brought home [...]

Alright dolls, this is our last recap together for a while, so I hope it totally rocks! In preparation for writing this, Flippy and I tried really hard to get to the taping of this thing. Well, not really hard, but efforts were made. So if I promise we sort of did our best, will [...]

This week, the Real World Sydney was all about man stealing drama! It also showed us different sides to the roomies, and multi-dimensional is always an ambitious way to go on a reality show. It worked though, I just wrote the longest recap ever agreeing with Cow and Trasha, and trashing Parisa. Grab a drink, [...]

Hello fab dolls, this is it – the final Rock of Love! What a rad and excellent trip in a dirty old tour bus! But it’s the last stop. If you haven’t read our Awards Show recap yet, then you don’t know that we met Flasher the other night, she was very cool and she [...]

I’ve got to start off this recap of the Real World Sydney with a big, heartfelt thank you to Dumby. Last week, he had me seriously concerned with his open-mindedness to gay people and admissions of a rough childhood. I can’t say anything mean about that. But this week, he’s back to being a hostile [...]

So dolls, are the programmers at VH1 the biggest teases ever or what? No Rock of Love finale, no reunion show….no, this week all we got was a damn clip show. Way to stretch out the franchise. And what a gyp! Ouch. This flashback hurts.

Alright dolls, confession time – I found this Real World recap really difficult to write. There was a lot of anti-gay hate flying around, courtesy of Trasha and Cow. Considering about twenty-five percent of my entourage is gay guys, I was troubled. I called Flipit to try and weasel out of it. They’re ignorant, I [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, we’re back for the second to last episode of Rock Of Love! I’ve been very busy this week patting myself on the back for picking such a trashtastic show to recap, and getting ready to mourn next week when it’s all over. We’re down to Flasher, Lacey and One S Jes. One [...]

by ChickBomb, Dreamgirl, Capri, Lushy and Belladonna Three hours and two more bottles of champagne later, and rest of the crew arrives. While I scrape Lushy off the patio furniture, say hello to Dreamgirl, Capri and Belladonna. Air kisses abound, we toast and then we gossip. Then we miss the beginning of the Emmys. So [...]

by ChickBomb and Lushy So dolls, who loves award shows? Well, me neither! Long and boring are the two words that come to mind. So for this year’s Emmys, I went on a mission to make watching the show a tres fab experience. I corralled a group of my girls to cocktail, watch the show [...]

So dolls, who loves award shows? Well, me neither! Long and boring are the two words that come to mind. So for this year’s Emmys, I went on a mission to make watching the show a tres fab experience. I corralled a group of my girls to cocktail, watch the show and say witty and [...]

How ya goin’, mates? Welcome to our very utilitarian episode of the Real World. Not a whole lot happens. Curiosity piqued? Well, away we go…. Still with me?

Hey dolls, welcome back to another week of Rock of Love! We’re down to the final four skanks, can you believe it? Seems like just yesterday when we were watching Grandma Rodeo (sob) rubbing herself while she performed on the pole with Annoying Brandi C. So let’s step into our six inch high stripper heels [...]

G’day loves, welcome to a new day in the Real World Sydney! Last week Dumby gave us solid confirmation that we have at least one dickhead in the house. This week, Isaac does all he can to prove that there’re two. What went down in the land down under? Hey, get your mind out of [...]

Well, this week was a little traumatic for me and Rock of Love. If you read last week’s comments, you know that we’ve got a Badass Brandi crisis on our hands. She’s done some very sleazy porn pictures that are floating around cyberspace. There are two sets, equally dirty. One set looks OK. Nasty, but [...]

Sorry dolls, I know this Rock of Love is way overdue, but ChickBomb became Aunt ChickBomb this week and it’s hard to find time for recap writing with this full schedule of staring at the most adorable baby in the world. Everyone puking? Great, then let’s get started.

Welcome back to the Real World Sydney, where the sisters are flipping the switch! It’s been three long weeks of Dumby strutting around the Tony Manero of Darling Harbour, but it looks like today’s the day that the tide starts to turn. The hats couldn’t help themselves. It was love at first sight.

So, two episodes into Real World Sydney and we’ve already got controversy! Apparently, Trasha’s dramatic interpretation of an accented McDonald’s worker who couldn’t accommodate a taste test (at McDonald’s…a taste test) was not particularly well received. Her agent released a statement saying that basically, she was misinterpreted. That’s right, I said agent. Apparently Trasha has [...]

Welcome back to Rock of Love! Last week saw the departure of Hooters Erin and her shiny circus boobs. We also saw what appeared to be the departure of Bret’s mojo. Last week’s ho toast didn’t look like it would be followed with a wild party, but tomorrow is a new day so let’s start [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Sydney! It’s a sunshiny day in the land down under, and we’re treated to the fabulous sights and wonders of the city – the opera house, the ocean…and Trasha, on the phone with her boyfriend back in Fresno. I have a feeling this is not the first phone call [...]

Alright chicklets, I’m back. Maybe someday we’ll find Brokedown Rodeo – The Lost Recap, but for now all we need to know is that Grandma Rodeo is gone and I don’t want to talk about it. I’m trying to be strong, so I’ll shed one final tear onto my cowboy hat shaped pasties and move [...]

Alright Real World Sydney people, here’s the deal. You got to spend the summer in Sydney, and in exchange for that I want drama. I want drunken hookups, fights, ignorance, drunken fights, ignorant hookups and someone who’s ignorant and should definitely go home. So, let’s pop a Xanax for that looonnnng flight out to Australia, [...]

G’day mates! Seems like MTV was barely done torturing us with the televised lobotomy disguised as The Real World Denver (Colorado!) when it’s time to head off to Sydney for a new season. In honor of the Real World‘s return, I got drunk. Then I had sex with my neighbor in 321. Then I passed [...]

Welcome back to Rock Of Love! I was a little worried for this week’s installment, given the vacuum of trash left by Clown Whore, but the other skanks did their best to pitch in and fill the void. Annoying Brandi started us off early last week, with the revelation (and when I say revelation, I [...]

So far, Rock of Love has been every bit as trashtastic as I had hoped it would be. It’s like The Bachelor‘s unemployed, druggie little brother. You know, the one with the ’84 Trans Am who hangs out behind the 7-11 that you shamelessly want to date. If you want to call drinking beer in [...]

Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve been dying to see this trashfest from the word go. I know I took forever to do this recap, so I’m not wasting any time on the fancy intros. I’m just gonna take a shot and dive right into the dumpster we call Rock [...]

**Note from the Editor: We promised you we’d search high and low to find some of the funniest, most original writers around to fill your Summer with ‘gasms, and we weren’t BSing you. Please give a nice, warm welcome to our newest staff writer, the featherheaded, jelly shoe wearing GirlBomb!! Need I say more?