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I think it’s time you all came over to the TVGASM Facebook Page and check out what you’ve been missing. So much has happened over the weekend that I can’t even begin to tell you all about it. Just this morning, Disney Icon, Annette Funicello passed away after battling multiple sclerosis for years. She was [...]

If you haven’t been visiting our TVGASM Facebook Page then you don’t know what you’ve been missing. We keep you updated on things that don’t make it to the TVGASM front page. Well, did you know…. Ryan Murphy announced Friday at the Paleyfest 2013, that American Horror Story: Coven was the title for season #3. He [...]

 “A designer is only as good as the star who wears their clothes.” – Edith Head For me, The 85th Annual Academy Awards is all about the pre-show, the arrival of the movie stars and the walk down the RED CARPET! I don’t care who wins. I didn’t see a single one of the movies [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. NICKI MINAJ To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” – CBS Program Practices “My God Portia, she has BACON in there!” The 55th Annual Grammy Awards were relatively conservative this year. Most of the attendees DID comply with CBS’s wardrobe rules and dressed appropriately for prime-time television. Some of the ladies found ways [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. KIM KARDASHIAN To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

We Ninjas thought that this child would be the great white Ninja of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong! – Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) The 2nd season of Supah Ninjas premieres this Saturday, Feb. 9th at 8:30 pm ET on Nick. Why is this SO important? I will tell you why. Because [...]

“Chef Josie Smith-Malave is ‘The People’s Chef’. Her food is ambrosia for the masses and the classes!” – boxing promoter Don King. I will fight for “The People’s Chicken” Don King went public with his passion for fried chicken and particularly Top Chef’s Josie Smith-Malave’s fried chicken! It seems Chef Josie was eliminated last week [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. Jennifer Lawrence To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. MAD MEN To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Internet Forum: A Website that provides an on-line exchange of information between people about a large variety of topics and can be entirely anonymous, requiring registration with a username and password. Yes, the TVgasm Forums have returned! We owe our thanks to TPTB, our Headmaster Flipit and of course, the Spaminator herself, Cherie for making [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. Beyonce To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, [...]

Here are our first winners for Caption This! on TVgasm Facebook Page. Thanks for all the hilarious comments, but there can only be one winner each. Apparently being pummeled in the head with dick for years causes the same amount of brain damage as Muhammad Ali got after years in the ring. – Faryl Saliman [...]

“Marijuana really IS the gateway drug to “crack”!” – Cheryl Tepe Who’s crack is this? BIG controversy going on at our TVgasm Facebook Page over this Justin Bieber picture. What could possibly be wrong with this? One of these things is not like the others…. The Kardashians are the latest victims of “swatting”. Have you heard [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here. Winners will be posted here later in the week. Bad Girls Club   To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right [...]

We here at TVgasm are shamelessly begging you, our faithful readers, to please go to our TVgasm Facebook Page and “LIKE” it for us. We are trying to reach our goal of 2000 “likes” by the end of the week. We currently have 1836, but we need your help! It doesn’t cost a thing and [...]

“But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.” – George Orwell, 1984 Where do I begin, so much to talk about… I could just explode! Okay, I’ll start with CBS announcing the NEW schedule for Big Brother 15. They have added [...]

Leftover: adj. Remaining as an unused portion or amount. I hate when that happens….. There is so much happening in a day and sometimes TVgasm can’t get to it all. So we’d like to encourage you to check out our TVgasm Facebook Page, to catch up on stories and TV shows that didn’t make it [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here. Winners will be posted here later in the week. Today is David Beckham: To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here. Winners will be posted here later in the week. Today we honor J-MO To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right [...]

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton” – Ricky Gervais – 2012 Golden Globes Host The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards will air this Sunday on NBC, at 8pm ET. It’s always considered the “fun” awards ceremony, because it mixes the movie stars in with the TV stars [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here. Winners will be posted here later in the week. Today is Pamela Anderson: To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right [...]

“Hi, I’m Heidi, nice to meet you. Hi, I’m Heidi, nice to meet you. Hi, I’m Heidi, nice to meet you. Hi, I’m Heidi, nice to meet you. Hi, I’m Heidi, nice to meet you….” – Heidi Montag Yes, it’s Big Brother season across the pond with 12 ZZZZ-List celebrities, who entered the BB house [...]

A while back, the networks decided we needed more reality shows each year, so they started to double up on our “favorites”. Now we have two seasons, a Fall and a Mid-season show.  We no sooner get done celebrating the winner of Survivor: Philippines and it’s time for Survivor: Caramoan (Feb.13). Can you remember who won Survivor: [...]

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” – Antoine de Saint-Expupery Perfection? On TV? No, it’s never going to happen, but CBS likes to think it comes close every season. Not so this time guys. NBC has the bragging rights for 2012, [...]

Lisa Whelchel: “I love Survivor and I love Jeff Probst!” They are a match made in heaven. Jeff Probst and Lisa Whelchel have been secretly aligned for months. Now that Survivor: Philippines is finally over, the truth can be told. They are the new “Regis and Kathie Lee”! Probst was whining on Larry King’s Hulu [...]

We all know there is nothing better than a good “showmance” on Big Brother. That’s one of the reasons we watch. There has been quite a few over the years. None have been more publicized than Brenchel. For those of you living under a rock, that’s Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly, who fell in love [...]

The season finale of Survivor: Philippines airs this Sunday at 8:30pm on CBS. Once again Jeff Probst will tease us about the next adventure and its location. Season 26 is Survivor: Caramoan and its “twist will be “fans and favorites”. The emphasis will be on the AND  because both will be together on each tribe, [...]

Last night’s Emmy’s were not all that great when it comes to fashion. No one was stunningly beautiful! I was shocked today when I heard who were being called “best dressed”. Maybe I’m just getting too old, or “old fashioned”, to see what they’re seeing, but I DO watch Project Runway! The one BIG hit [...]

Ian: “You know that sign at the end of a show that no animals were harmed making this production? They can’t do that – the fish died.” Oh Danielle, I understand! It’s almost over, only one more day and then what will we do? WHAT WILL WE DO? I have spent just as many days [...]

“I’m at the top controlling everything. I’m the most powerful player in this game!” Survivor: Philippines premieres this Wednesday night at 8pm on CBS. It’s going to be “old school “Survivor according to Jeff Probst, with three tribes to start the season. He also says the water challenges are back in full force, something that’s [...]

Shane: “I don’t want my fate in someone else’s hands.” Finally, over an hour after the Big Brother show ended on the East Coast, the live feeds came on and the 1st of the final HOH competition had already started. For the first time in 13 seasons, it did NOT start at the end of [...]

Danielle: “I’m just making sure I don’t look like a hootch.” Sometimes things get overlooked when you are in a hurry! When Big Brother tells you that you have one hour to get ready and you are Danielle … well she has to get her make-up on!!! She asks Jenn to remind her to put [...]

Chef Joe about Dan: “HE’S  GOT ME THINKING HE’S EVIL. HE HIDES BEHIND THE BIBLE – I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT!” Dan the Man is working the crowd again this week in the Big Brother house. The only bad thing that could possibly happen to him is if the VETO was used by someone [...]

BB: “I realize English may be a difficult language to understand, but STOP still means STOP!” Old Mother Hubbard, or in this case, our Big Brother houseguests, went to the storeroom and all of their favorite foods and snacks were gone, even the BEER! It seems Big Brother thought they were getting a little FAT [...]

Frank about Ian: “I don’t trust that little fucker as far as I could throw him…. and I could probably throw him pretty far!” I feel exactly the same way Danielle! WTF is going on in the Big Brother House? Just when you think the dust has settled, something or someone stirs that pot, BUT [...]

Ian: “This house is turning me into an asshole.” What the hell has happened to Frank? Did Big Brother have their prom and play a cruel “Carrie” joke on him? You have no idea what has happened since Mike Boogie walked out that door on Thursday. It’s been crazy. That “Fast Forward” has continued. Ian [...]

Boogie (a threat to Dan): “I’ll make you lose your cool when I tell you I’m going to fly to Michigan to fuck your wife!” Mike Boogie can not believe that anyone would dare put him on the block! It’s just ridiculous! He and Frank have decided that the peons in the Big Brother house [...]

Shane about Pandora: “Do they do that every week form now on? Something weird is happening again in the Big Brother house. The question is this…. ” ? ” …. Want to know more? So would the houseguest, but that’s all Big Brother has hinted to them so far and it’s driving them CRAZY! Want [...]