Author: Chooch

Those bitches from Orange County are back, but not before those she-devils from Atlanta ‘throw-down’ at their reunion show. Reality TV has done it again. All that & “Dancing with the Stars”. What are we waiting for, JUMP!………….

“When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars…..” This is what I think of when I see the previews for “Heroes” tonight on NBC at 9pm. Maybe it should be “….ashes, ashes, we all fall down!” instead. Our [...]

There’s alot going on tonight & I want to bring some of the good stuff directly to your attention. We have some season finales, a huge season premiere, an Awards show & a Christmas special. Oh and how could I forget, “The Girls Next Door” go to the Kentucky Derby! Let’s get moving. Jump……. Please [...]

Tonight, the battle’s on! It’s ‘Dangerous Danny’ vs ‘Skreech’ on CMT at 10pm. “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling” has got me all worked up. Tonight Danny Bonaduce turns on Dustin Diamond & it’s reality gold. How can it not be with these two guys? If you are a wrestling fan, this is the show for [...]

The recent rash of cancelled shows has made me take stock of just what TV shows will not be back for another season. The list after the jump…… That finger squashed him dead. DAMN!

CMT’s airing “Larry the Cable Guy’s Star-Studded Christmas Extravaganza” at 9pm. Larry has his buddies Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engval helping him celebrate a homestyle trailer trash holiday. He’s also got Ross the Intern, Tony Orlando & Fred Willard. That Fred is on TV all the time!!! There will probably be nuts roasting on an [...]

He’s been speaking at Creative Screenwriting magazine’s 2008 Screenwriting Expo this past weekend. Here’s why he thinks “Heroes” sucks ass in the ratings this season…

I watched “50 Cent: The Power & The Money”, on MTV (10pm tonight), and I was pleasantly surprised. I expected 50 to be acting all mogul-like. Hell no, he’s way better than “The Donald”. He made Puff Diddy’s (or Pee Daddy’s) show look childish. He had his wannabes “turn shit into sugar” for money! How [...]

“Criminal Minds” on CBS, tonight at 9pm, is always in the “Top Ten” ratings. They make their guest stars into homicidal manics. It works. Tonight is no exception. Jason Alexander plays a really deranged serial killer, who may just have some victims still alive. Do you think he made them lick envelopes? See who else [...]

Those hags in Atlanta are on their last episode already. Their ‘finale’ is on BRAVO tonight at 10pm. I know you are all very sad. You seem to have gotten attached to these ‘southern belles’. Well, you ‘housewife lovers’ will not have to dispare for long, “The Real Housewives of Orange County” premieres next week [...]

The networks are already shoving the holidays down our throats! I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I can take two months of ‘holiday cheer’. It’s insane, I tell ya! Not only do we have to put up with it in the stores, but the political commercials have been replaced with department store [...]

With the “Farewell to TRL”, the loss of 60 lbs for “Ruby”, the return of “Orangutan Island”, & “Dexter” teaming up with his new BFF, to slice & dice, I just don’t know where to start. This is one diverse Sunday night & I can’t wait to jump right to it…….. With all that’s been [...]

Like I’ve said before, the only good thing about Saturday, is it leads to Sunday. This schedule is almost too painful to write about, but I’ll give it a try, just for you guys. My dedication & devotion to you, my readers, is so heartfelt & sincere, that I can’t possible let you go, not [...]

Tommy Chong is “The Man” tonight at 7:30pm, on ShowTime in “a/k/a Tommy Chong”. We get to see just what it’s like to be the biggest ‘pothead stoner dude’ in America & just why the government decided he needed to be in prison because of it. Cheech joins in as they walk down memory (or [...]

The PTC has come out with their annual “Suitability” list for kids watching prime time TV. See what they can & can not watch after the jump……. What? She’s a teacher!

Dr. Greene didn’t die. He’s been brought back to life for the final season of “ER” on NBC tonight at 10pm. All the talk is about George Clooney making an appearance for the show’s final season, but Anthony Edwards being resurrected is BIG news to me! I love George. He makes me swoon, but Dr, [...]

We have a very busy night tonight. There is so much happening. “America’s Next Top Model” on CW at 8pm, is down to the final 3 models who must make their cosmetic commercials for the judges. We will find out tonight which two models will walk the winding runway next week for the finale! (Samantha [...]

The People’s Choice Awards nominees have been announced. I just have one question: “What people are choosing these nominees?” Cable shows are seriously lacking in all categories. Why, when these are the networks turning out some of the best TV we’ve seen in years, are they so blatantly ignored? The basic TV list after the [...]

“MAKE-UP!” Do you remember that old-time phrase, when the director shouted it out and the actor was pummeled with a huge powder puff!!! (maybe I’m showing my age again). That is the image I got when I found out about “Blush: The Search for the Next Great Make-Up Artist” begining tonight on Lifetime at 10pm. [...]

Sheldon is the star of Monday nights. “The Big Bang Theory”, on CBS at 8pm, has brought us the most unique, and eccentric character since Frasier. How can you not love Sheldon’s precise & analogical view of the world around us. And he loves “Star Wars” too! Find out what else is on tonight in [...]

When did FAT become entertainment? Tonight, at 8pm, is the premiere of “RUBY” a new show on STYLE Network. We get to watch this southern belle who is addicted to Paula Deen’s cooking, go from doctors to the gym while she trims the fat from her 477lb frame, without surgery. TLC is also airing FAT [...]

“Taxicab Confessions” is on HBO tonight at 11pm. All new & coming to us from New York City. I wonder if these people wish they’d gotten in the “Cash Cab” instead. I would be way more excited & ready to spill my guts for cash!!! There isn’t much to jump for but let’s do it [...]

“Whale Wars” is NOT a spin-off of “The Biggest Loser”. It’s a new series from Animal Planet premiering tonight at 9pm. I’ll fill you in after the jump….. Whale Wars: Hosted by Sammi from Days of Our Lives

We’ve got 50 Cent throwing his hat into the ‘reality’ ring. His new show, “50 Cent: The Money & The Power”, premieres tonight on MTV at 10pm. In the first episode, “Choose Your Crew Wisely”, 14 contestants split into 2 teams. (Team Money & Team Power) It follows the usual competition rules, ending with one [...]

There are more important results we need to know about, than who the next president of the United States is. We have had to wait one whole extra day, just to see who gets the boot tonight on “Dancing with the Stars”. I need to know that plastic-faced, stiff-jointed, non-rythmic, brittle boned, scrawny, no-talent, two [...]

Well, it’s finally here, Election Day! Tomorrow, life begins anew. Our TV screens will no longer be assaulted with political ads, but instead, be replaced by oven-roasted turkeys & how many shopping days are left in the holiday season. Thank you DVRs & your ‘fast forward’. What would I ever do without you. I think [...]

Can you believe it? “Two & a Half Men” is the #1 sitcom this past week, according to our friend, Mr. Nielson. I thought one of those ‘award-winning’ sitcoms would surely be in first place. “The Office” or “How I Met Your Mother”, but not that trashy Charlie Sheen show. Proves one thing, I’m not [...]

I’m already having “Mad Men” withdrawals. Here it is Sunday and it’s hard for me to accept the fact that the season is over. I checked AMC to see if they were going to air repeats, but NO!, they have replaced that treasured time slot with “Terminator 2: Judgement Day.” So it’s “Hasta la vista, [...]

“Saturday Night Live” is having a surprise guest on their show tonight. It’s Sarah Palin’s ‘Maverick’ running mate, Sen. John McCain. This is not the Senator’s first appearance on “SNL”. He hosted the show back in 2002. Ben Affleck is the host tonight & David Cook, my friend Rach’s favorite “American Idol” winner, will sing [...]

And the WINNER is……. Barack Obama! He may or may not win the Presidential election next Tuesday, but he kicked ass in the ratings Wednesday night. 26.4 million viewers tuned in to watch his 30-minute infomercial. ( I was not one of those 26 mil.) Let’s make the jump & I’ll tell you more…….. You [...]

Best Moment in TV last night: Jeff Lewis to Eddie on “Top Design”: “I think it skews an older demographic….. and by older, I mean, walkers, bedpans and oxygen tanks.” No wonder I loved Eddie’s room…(plus, I’ve got news) More after the jump….. Martha Stewart for President!

Bye Bye Beautiful People!!! “The Ex-List”on CBS is a goner. Those ‘perfect’ bodies were rejected by us, the ‘normal’ folks. They should have put some of us in their show, at least as extras. Besides, a girl looking for Mr. Right from her past conquests has to be a real whore for the show to [...]

“Heroes” has become the new “My Three Sons”. We’ve got Robbie (Nathan), Chip (Sylar), & Ernie (Peter).These three boys are a handful, and now Dad Petrelli has to take care of them. Linderman must be the lovable Uncle Charlie! Let’s make the jump…….

We have new episodes of “Gossip Girl”, “The Hills”, “Heroes” and even my favorite chef, Alton Brown, is back with a brand new episode of “Good Eats” Is there anything better than that? Check it out after the jump….. How many times will her breasts be fondled tonight?

Sorry this is a bit late. I had to pick up my son, Matt. He had a flat tire on a deserted road. No one was around. He got smart-mouthed with me and I took the tire iron to the back of his head. The brains splattered all over the side of the car. Now [...]

Will Don be Dick again? Will Peter take Peggy’s baby? Will Roger give Jane a bigger diamond than Joan’s? Will Betty put Sally in the basement this time? Will Sal & Ken have an affair? Will Peggy & the priest have a sinful moment? Will Don come back and punch Duck? Will Mr. Cooper remember [...]

Saturday is the “Recycle Bin” for TV. I’ve definitely got my night planned. I’m falling asleep on the couch. More after the jump…….

“A Night for Vets: An MTV Concert for the Brave” airs tonight at 8pm. It’s Beyonce’s first appearance since changing her name to “Sasha Fierce”! My inner-self needs a new name too. From now on I want to be known as “Big Booty”! More info after the jump…… That was her second choice.

I have found another show to add to my “Favorites” list. “Private Practice” on Wednesday nights at 10pm on ABC. I don’t know why I never watched it. I thought it was just another lawyer show. It’s not EVEN a lawyer show. It’s a doctor show, like in doctor’s office type, not hospital type, but [...]