Author: Chooch

Danielle: “The people that watch the live feeds know the truth.” My thanks to Chicken Lips for that caption! Now let’s talk about this week’s VETO competition, shall we. So far, every week the Power of VETO has been “up for grabs”. The current HOH has either used it to change their very own nomination [...]

Shane: “I miss my dog sooo much, I can’t even image having a wife and kids!” Who are these guys and what are they doing in the Big Brother house? Wouldn’t you like to know. I do know this much, I’d rather look at these guys all day than the ones I’m subjected to this [...]

Shane to Danielle: “Do you know what a dork is? A whale’s penis…. just call me ‘Whale Penis’. “ The awkwardness of  Shanielle is reaching it’s breaking point. He confessed an intimate secret to her and she blew it off, demanding more “me” time or they could just forget the whole “showmance” thing. He told [...]

Frank: “I’m like the blocked kyrptonite. I don’t know what it is! I’m just lucky, I guess!” “Shanielle” are certain that America has fallen in love with them, They are the NEW Brenchel! They were considering the possibility of being the next Jeff & Jordan because of Danielle’s southern background, but it’s their competitive spirit [...]

Danielle to Janelle: “I never thought you were so funny in my entire life! Well, in the whole month I’ve known you.” How can you not look at that outfit and think of Shane! I had to take a second look to make sure he wasn’t the model. The guy does have quite a package [...]

Britney: Why is Jenn mad? We haven’t even talked to her at all!” Oh wow, what did Britney and Boogie find in that crane machine and could it affect the game this Thursday? It’s a proven fact that every Big Brother twist comes to a conclusion on the 4th week. This Thursday is that day! [...]

Britney: “Just don’t touch his penis, just don’t…. it’s not going to be good.”  Danielle: “Britney, I have these strong urges to see what size it is!”  Britney: “Ok… then we can figure something out.” Yeah Baby! I don’t think you’re gonna see this on Big Brother this week. My pictures were even censored when [...]

Janelle: “Ian knows more about my season than I do!” Ian and Ashley have become quite close in the Big Brother house. They could be considered the new “showmance” of the season. It’s more believable than the one CBS is trying to make viewers think is going on between our new HOH Shane and Nurse [...]

  STOP THE PRESSES! STOP THE PRESSES! Willie Hantz, recently expelled houseguest of Big Brother 14, by producers, for “uncivilized conduct”, has just been arrested for OWI — operating a vehicle while intoxicated. As reported by TMZ.com, Hantz  was arrested in Lafayette Parish, Louisiana at 2:07 AM. The cops were called about a fight in [...]

Britney to Ian: “If you were at home right now, you would hate half of this cast.” The casualties of war…. Now that Allison Grodner has escorted another Big Brother houseguest out to the parking lot at the CBS Studios, it’s back to “business as usual” in the house. It’s like Willie Hantz was never [...]

Shane: “My Mom told me vaginas have teeth in them. I couldn’t make that up! I didn’t lose my virginity til I was 21.” There was something going on in the Big Brother house last night… something that hasn’t happened in the 14 days I’ve been watching the live feeds. It’s a first for these [...]

Frank about Willie: “When I see somebody’s becoming a social pariah, I feel kinda bad for him – doesn’t mean I’m not gonna put him up.” “I said I came here to cook for the others and that’s just what I’m doing. I’m stirring the pot and creating havoc every chance I get. Then I [...]

The Big Brother 14 houseguests and their mentors were let loose into the house last night and the game has officially begun. I’m sure they have already played the first Head of Household (HOH) competition. We may even find out who won that before the show on Thursday, but I will not spoil that one [...]

Could it be? Has Itchy’s dream come true…… The rumor mill is buzzing! Everyone seems to think that little Britney Haynes, the adorable pixie from Big Brother 12, is the mysterious 4th mentor joining Dan Gheesling, Mike “Boogie” Malin and Janelle Pierzina. Janelle, by the way, didn’t show up for her scheduled Rumor Control appearance [...]

Alright kids, here’s a first look at this season’s cast for Big Brother 14. Some of these pictures are kind of sketchy, but others are drop-dead gorgeous! Let’s take a look….. Just for you Itchy! This is Kara Monaco, Kelly Monaco’s sister (Samantha from General Hospital). She’s also 2006 Playmate of the Year. Willie Hantz…yes [...]

Here is Carrie “Spicy” Milburn, (she played on Media Day) giving us a COMPLETE tour of the new Big Brother 14 House via SuperPass. She does what we would do, she opens drawers and checks out the toilet! She also dispelled one rumor… there IS a chess board upstairs, outside the HOH room and it’s [...]

These new Big Brother 14 pictures come to us from TVgasm’s friend, Matt Whitfield of Yahoo! TV. He was one of the eight journalists who played Big Brother on Media Day. Since he won HOH, he got the exclusive rights to give us a peek inside the house a day early. This week the names [...]

Well, they’re not Evel Dick, but the four veterans returning for Big Brother 14 as mentors are supposed to be Janelle Pierzina (BB6 & BB7) and Dan Gheesling (BB10), who are considered the ones “We Love”. The other two are Mike “Boogie” Malin (BB2 & BB7) and Rachel Reilly (BB12 & BB13), who are the [...]

I was just checking Twitter and Big Brother Canada were leaked pictures of “Media Day” from “WeLoveBigBrother.com”. I was able to get these pictures of the new house.  I checked all the other sites and no one else had noticed YET. Sit back and enjoy! There ya have it kids.  They looked like they were [...]

In just a little over two weeks, Big Brother 14 will officially kick off our summer TV vacation! After experiencing “that other show”, on ABC this past week, I’m more than ready for the REAL thing! Let’s catch up on a little gossip and some rumors before it all starts. Julie Chen has kept a [...]

I feel like I’ve been locked into that awful room in that movie, A Clockwork Orange. It was torture, pure torture! I watched the The Glass House on ABC, at 10pm on the east coast. I have to say this, none of what they aired was what we viewed on-line last week. We were asked [...]

It’s finally over. The lawsuit filed by CBS so long ago against ABC and their new show, The Glass House, has finally been decided in court. The Honorable Judge Gary Jees DENIED CBS request for a Temporary Restraining Order, which would basically halt production of ABC’s new show and it’s premiere on Monday, June 18th. [...]

I took it upon myself to spend an hour of my life the past two afternoons to watch the live-streaming of The Glass House contestants. Remember these are the people that ABC has locked away in hopes of premiering this show on July 18th, if CBS will let them. The Honorable Judge Gary Jees will [...]

ABC finally released pictures of what the inside of The Glass House looks like. It’s a good thing too, because CBS is about to “huff and puff and blow that house down!” More on that later, let’s get a look at this house. Remember, no stone throwing! One double bed and lots of pillows? Would [...]

ABC is finally giving us a chance to get to know the 14 contestants who will be spending the next ten weeks in The Glass House. Their journey begins this Saturday, June 9th and viewers will be able to start voting for all sorts of things, including who they think deserves to stay in the [...]

The 61st Annual Miss USA Pageant airs this Sunday at 9pm on NBC. The 2012 Miss USA will be chosen from 51 contestants this year. It’s being telecast from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. The girls were recently gathered together at the Gardens of Goddess, located at Caesar’s Palace Hotel & [...]

ABC has let us take a peek at it’s new reality show Glass House. Maybe it’s just to prove that it’s nothing like Big Brother on CBS. To tell you the truth, from what I’m seeing, I don’t think so either. First thing’s first, it will premiere on Monday, June 18th at 10pm EST. After [...]

 What is summer without Reality TV? There is always a flood of real TV for us to choose from and this year is no different. It’s a regular smorgasbord for us to feast on. The controversy continues over ABC’s new The Glass House, it’s version of CBS’ Big Brother, who by the way, have taken [...]

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My new “favorite” show in the whole wide world is Once Upon A Time. It airs on Sunday nights at 8pm on ABC. Anything I can find out about this show is a plus. I DID find out a few interesting tidbits. The March 25th episode will take us away from Storybrooke to Wonderland, as [...]

Here’s what I’ve found out. Rob Corddry will return to NBC’s Community for it’s season #3 finale. NBC is bringing our favorite college show back to Thursday nights, beginning March 15th at 8pm, once again pitting it against The Big Bang Theory. The finale will pit Jeff (Joel McHale) against his arch-enemy Alan Connor (Rob [...]

Hi, I’ve got a couple of little tidbits for you and then one HUGE SPOILER at the end. So if you are NOT into that kind of thing, then don’t read any further. You have been warned! Okay Cougar Town  fans,  the ratings for the show are low, BUT executive producer Bill Lawrence isn’t worried, [...]

If you are the type of person who likes to know what is going to happen before it happens when you watch your favorite TV shows, then you’ve come to the right place. If not, then stop right here…. That’s right, I’m going to give you little tidbits of news about things to look forward [...]

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