Author: Chooch

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Well, I must say that this year’s fashions are quite remarkable. There is hardly anything really atrocious. The color palette of the gowns are much like others this past year. Most are muted, pale, gold or beige. There is also quite a bit of navy & black. Splashes of color popped up here & there. [...]


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August? NBC has announced their summer programming with some familiar shows & a few new ones mixed in to “test the waters”. Check it out…..


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America Watched! The ratings are in and the Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver was the best thing to ever happen to NBC. Check out the ratings….


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The “Stars” have been announced! During & right after the season finale of The Bachelor, ABC announced it’s line-up for season 10 of Dancing with the Stars. Check it out….


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…. instead of the pile of sh** we got last year! NBC has alot of catching up to do. Now that their nightmare attempts to “change the face of television” are over, they are scrambling to make things right again. They have hired the likes of David E. Kelly, J.J. Abrams & Jerry Bruckheimer, in [...]


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Can’t keep a good man down! The networks are hard at work trying to find the best possible shows to air this fall. They have recently announced a list of dramas & comedies that just might make it to our TV screens. Some don’t even have titles yet. Here’s a run-down of some I found [...]


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???Questions??? The sixth & final season of LOST premieres tonight on ABC. The producers are assuring us that all our questions will be answered. Oh really? I’ve been going over some of the events that have gotten us to this point & I DO need some answers. How about you?


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I’m gonna miss you most of all…. Hi everyone. This is just a quick look at what’s on tonight. I just want to remind the few people who watched Dollhouse, on FOX, that tonight is the final episode at 8pm. It will take place in the year 2020 & the actives are trying to prevent [...]


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I live for moments like this! Jeff Probst’s Live For the Moment tearjerker TV show airs tonight on CBS at 8pm. It’s being called a “pilot” right now because CBS is testing the waters on how it will be received. Jeff is going out of his way to assure us all that it is NOT [...]


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We’re #1 !!! Not since Seinfeld‘s finale in 1998, have so many tuned in to watch the same TV show. (*except a Super Bowl*) Over 57 million tuned in to see if Brett Favre & his new team, the Minnesota Vikings would beat the underdogs, the New Orleans Saints & Brett would head to the [...]


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“I wasn’t prepared for how much we had to work together,” admitted Schroeder. “He wanted to ring my neck,” added Lloyd, “and other times I wanted to kill him.” Sightings of Big Brother 11 sweethearts Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd at LAX, with backpacks, caused rumors to spread that they were on the Amazing Race. [...]


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…..all but forgotten? Vampire Diaries, the biggest hit for the CW since Gossip Girl, returns tonight at 8pm. The sexy vampire soap opera hasn’t aired a new episode since the end of November. The CW has been stuck in repeat hell for almost two months. Supernatural will follow with a new episode at 9pm. Will [...]


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“No worries Jay, I’m here to save the network!” I have a funny feeling that NBC has been working on this “new” schedule long before the Leno scandal & subsequent cancellation. They saw it coming & pretty much had this 10pm time-slot nailed down. So after the 2010 Winter Olympics ends on Feb. 28th, this [...]


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First of three…. The final season of ABC’s LOST begins Tuesday, Feb. 2nd. The teasers have been mulitiplying as the day approaches. Recently there have been photos of our favorites at their “last supper”. Three different ones so far. What does it all mean, if anything? Is there a hidden message in these photos? Check [...]


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I swear she has a tape worm. Seems like only yesterday, doesn’t it…. that we saw the newest winner of Project Runway. Who was that now? I truly don’t remember who won! Well, anyways, another season is upon us. It’s season #7 (or #2 in Lifetime years) of Project Runway on tonight at 10pm. Lifetime [...]


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This just looks wrong to me…… There are more of our favorite shows returning. Here is just a quick look at what’s up tonight. Little Miss Perfect is back on WeTV, at 10pm, for it’s second season. I’m not a fan of dressing little girls up & parading them on stage like tiny adult hookers, [...]


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Cash Cow of the Family Sometimes winning American Idol isn’t a good thing. Season #3 winner, Fantasia Barrino, found that out the hard way. After her second album bombed, she still had bills to pay & almost lost her home. Enter VH1… exploiter of the has-beens. Now she’s up & running again, working on a [...]


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Will Bill add another ring to that finger this season? WHY? Why? Why must I choose….. This is the most difficult decision I’ve ever had to make. What do I do? There are so many shows to watch & record tonight…. & they’re all on at 9pm. Let’s take a look at my predicament…..


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Michelle & Mario co-ordinated their outfits. Iron Chef America on Food Network, had it’s highest ratings in it’s history. It came in at #23 in the cable ratings, which was dominated by football. Over 7 million viewers tuned in for the Super Chef Battle on Sunday night. Mario Batali teamed up with Emeril Lagasse to [...]


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I’m happy & clapping! The Winter Season of television is upon us. Here is a list of New & Returning Shows for the week of Jan. 3-9. I am so ready to watch something new & worth watching. This past month has been pure torture!


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Well kids, the year’s almost over. I hope everyone is enjoying a great holiday season with family & friends. I’m getting ready to go to my brother’s house to eat, drink & be merry! Remember ‘Gasmii, don’t drink & drive. there are lots of families on the road tonight. Just a few notable shows on [...]


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Put a spell on us, Harry! It’s a Harry Potter celebration at ABC Family. They officially announced it a Harry Potter Weekend! This is all in connection to the release of The Ultimate Harry Potter Edition, which will be available on DVD & Blu-ray on Dec. 8th. During the course of the weekend, they will [...]


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Eight seasons of OCD at it’s finest. We say goodbye to MONK at 8pm tonight, on USA. After 8 seasons, Tony Shalhoub is calling it quits. The show has been at the top of the cable ratings list all season. He has won 3 Emmys as the germicidal detective with a unique talent for solving [...]


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It was George vs George on Thanksgiving night. Nick at Nite aired reruns of The George Lopez Show directly opposite his new late nite talk show, Lopez Tonight on TBS and won! Lopez’s old sitcom garnered 2.5 million viewers, while his late-night party, as he calls it, only had 1.5 million tuning in. Clearly one [...]


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I wasted my tears on this ending! Scrubs is back from the cancellation barrel & going another round on ABC. Will we regret it? Are you missing a favorite show? Check out the new & returning shows coming up in the next few months…..


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AMA ratings didn’t blow! The American Music Awards aired Sunday on ABC & 14.2 million tuned in to see American Idol loser, Adam Lambert, pretend to have sex on TV & it was gay sex too! I am appalled & scandalized & I may never recover….


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Primetime is once again dominated by CBS with 12 shows on the “Top Twenty” list for the week of Nov. 9-15. Doesn’t anyone ever change the channel? Check it out & I also have the most popular shows on our DVR’s…….


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That’s not a bird or a plane or even Underdog…. The premiere of ABC’s V, their sci-fi endeavor, did extremely well last week with 14.3 million tuning in to see the lizards arrive. In fact, among that all-important 18-49 age group, it was the highest premiere since LOST in 2004. Although it dropped 23% of [...]


Huge sunglass budget for this one! It’s November sweeps & CBS has pulled out all the stops. Tonight begins “CSI: Crossover”, a trilogy storyline which connects all three forensic shows. It begins tonight on CSI: Miami at 10pm. Lt. Horatio Caine (David Caruso) finds a severed leg postmarked Las Vegas & calls up Det. Ray [...]


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The heads are piling up. Showtime has finally announced that The Tudors will return for it’s 4th & final season on April 11th at 9pm. King Henry Vlll is running out of wives, with only two left (Catherine Howard & Catherine Par), historically the show must come to an end. Creator Michael Heist will be [...]


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Dexter finally finds a good “marriage counselor”. Showtime’s Dexter, at 9pm, has our favorite serial killer finally finding someone “Just like me!” as he proclaimed at the end of last week’s episode. When the friction between him & wife Rita comes to a head, Dexter seeks relationship advice from a most unlikely source. He’s trying [...]


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Dr. Drew & his new cast of sex addicted crazies. Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew premieres tonight at 10pm on VH1. America’s favorite addiction therapist, Dr. Drew Pinsky, is tackling the unexamined world of sex addiction. (Remember Sam Malone from “Cheers”.) He has eight so-called celebrities who all are addicted to sex & there’s not [...]


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Mario shows his true colors on Nip/Tuck. Can there be anything better than watching Mario Lopez all strussed up in latex & leather! I don’t think so. Tonight at 10pm on FX’s Nip/Tuck, Mario learns just how to satisfy his woman Kimber. The last time I watched Mario on this show, he was butt-naked in [...]


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“I DO think a “high-five” is called for here!” Surprise Surprise!! CBS’s NCIS is #1 for the 5th week in a row. Check things out……


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Will they all talk over each other? Comedy Central has decided to give ventriloquist Jeff Dunham his own show, aptly called The Jeff Dunham Show & it premieres tonight at 9pm. Wanna know more…..


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Yes, we’re #1 again! NCIS has tackled NBC’s Sunday Night Football this week. See what else has made the list……..


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A sticky situation! The new shows have all premiered & there are some good & some bad. The Middle airing Wednesday nights on ABC is my favorite. Patricia Heaton has mixed a little Roseanne with a little Raymond & I think she’s got a hit. What do I think of all the others……….


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21.8 Million tuned in to watch. Even though this game won’t be officially on the list till next week, Monday Night Football on ESPN broke all the cable network ratings. The Minnesota Vikings, with their new QB, Brett Farve, took on his old team, the Green Bay Packers & he led his team to a [...]


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“I was only in the store for a minute!” Parking Wars on A&E is back for it’s 3rd season with 2 new episodes at 10 & 10:30pm tonight. They’ve moved to Detroit & we get to meet an all-girl boot crew! I hope we still see Garfield from Philly. He’s my favorite booter.