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Holy shit! Everyone take cover! “Traumatized”, that’s just how I feel when I see the promos for NBC’s new medical show Trauma, which premieres tonight at 9pm. When I think of San Francisco, I think of communities of hippies, neighborhoods with gay couples, Mrs. Doubtfire… not explosions & mass destruction! I never knew it was [...]


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No more “time to kill”. Yes, Showtime’s Dexter has returned for it’s 4th season. He was once again over-looked for an Emmy, but that hasn’t stopped him from what he does best. It’s a HUGE Sunday night, so let’s get busy………


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“I did not have sexual relations with Carrie Bradshaw!” Tonight is filler night. Most networks are repeating their premiere shows, just in case you missed them, which is a good idea this time of year. There are just too many to watch. Here’s a quick run-down……


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It’s BAAACK!!! Finally, we have some great TV on Friday night! Lots to choose from. Check it out…..


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“What the hell just happened?” One one new show premiering tonight, Flash Forward on ABC at 8pm. Let’s talk about it…..


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“One Big Straight Gay Multi-Cultural Traditional Happy Family Comedy” It’s ABC’s turn to showcase it’s comedy line-up tonight……


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“I’m a Yo-Yo!” It’s time to see what we were all watching last week……..


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I didn’t know there was a book! The Good Wife, on CBS, is one of three new shows premiering tonight. Two are up against The Jay Leno Show at 10pm. What choice will you make?


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?Are we ready for this? Tonight is an overload of shows returning for a new season, but only one new show, Accidentally on Purpose, on CBS at 8:30pm is premiering tonight., It’s sandwiched between Emmy-nominated, How I Met Your Mother at 8pm & ratings bonanza, Two & a Half Men at 9pm. Is this so [...]


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A Class Act! The 61st Annual Emmy Awards are LIVE on CBS tomorrow night at 8pm.(est). That is unless the NFL football game runs over….


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Eric Roberts is once again employed. CRASH, the STARZ Network’s edgy new series, returns for a 2nd season tonight at 10pm. Check it out…..


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“JOEL McHALE!” This is the biggest night of prime-time premieres so far this season. It’s going to be hard to decide just what to watch. Here’s what our choices are…..


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Mischa Barton… a “has-been”? The CW new show, The Beautiful Life, premieres tonight at 9pm. Co-produced by Tyra Banks & Ashton Kutcher, it cashs in on it’s lead-in, America’s Next Top Model at 8pm. Need to know more? Follow me….


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‘Tis the Season! NBC’s Sunday Night Football begons it’s reign in the #1 spot. The “Top Twenty” coming up next……


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“Season of Second Chances” The 8th season of The Biggest Loser premieres tonight on NBC at 8pm. See what it’s up against after the jump…..


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Put your hand down Jay. We know you’re here. Tonight’s the first night of the rest of the 10pm time slot at NBC. Jay’s taking over & guess who he’s go on tonight? Kanye West! More after the jump…..


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The Winning Video! This SHOULD be the winner of this year’s 2009 MTV VMA Awards, but it’s not even nominated. The nominees after the jump….


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She’s ready for her close-up! Are you wondering who this is or do you already know? Check out if you’re right after the jump….


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And NeNe’s been glammed! …. or she’s got a little gas. While NeNe recovers from her stroke, let’s talk about what’s going on tonight ……


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…….for this! We need to talk after the jump…..


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I’m in the pilot’s seat & ready to guide you through the vast wasteland of TV premieres after the jump…..


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There has been a huge development in the Big Brother house this past 24 hours. *SPOILER ALERT!!!* Dirt after the jump…..


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Watch the money fly …… ABC is celebrating the 10th Anniversary of Who Wants to be a Millionaire starting tonight. details after the jump……


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Look what you’re missing! Find out where I am after the jump…….


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Who are these people & why are they here? No, they are not the fans outside Neverland. See who they are after the jump…….


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Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan from Pitchmen For those of you that haven’t heard yet, famed pitchman Billy Mays died in his sleep this morning. He was known world-wide for his bellowing voice in the “Oxi-Clean” commercials. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an [...]


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I, (insert name here), promise to quit watching endless repeats of NCIS. Just what is this Manana Para Siempre everyone one is watching? Am I out of the loop again? Find out after the jump……..


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“We Did it! We made the Nielson’s List!” The ratings are in and millions of hockey fans all over the country, tuned in to watch the Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings. More after the jump……


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Proud as a Peacock. They did it. NBC has made the list, not once but four times! Check it out after the jump…….


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The new Tonight Show set. Gone is the little ‘stand-up’ stage from the Jay days. Wondering how Conan O’Brien did on his first night as the new host of The Tonight Show on NBC? I have all the info & the ratings for the week after the jump……


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Was it his marketable image that put Kris in the ‘winner’s circle’? It’s been a week since our new American Idol has been crowned & the controversy continues. At the top of the news, there are claims that tutorials in power-texting at two American Idol viewing parties in Arkansas helped hometown boy Kris Allen defeat [...]


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Season Finales The “Midseason” is winding down. Only a few shows left to finish their runs. Can you guess who was on top this week? Let’s jump to it……


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“I would never leave you Flipit dear.” As I said yesterday, CBS did indeed pick up Medium & put it on Friday nights following Ghost Whisperer. Check out the other changes CBS has made after the jump……….


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“What? Fridays? No,no… I can’t do Fridays. That’s where shows go to die!” The Fall Schedule for ABC has only a few surprises, one of them being moving Ugly Betty to Friday nights to compete with NBC’s Southland & FOX’s Dollhouse. More after the jump……


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I’m sorry Flipit… I was wrong! It’s official, the idiots at NBC decided to discontinue Medium but there is a light at the end of the tunnel for the show. It’s owned by CBS & they have plans to pick it up & place it on Friday nights along side their successful series Ghost Whisperer. [...]


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It’s offical! It’s time for Dollhouse fans to celebrate! Fox’s has released it’s new fall schedule & not much has changed. They are sticking with their true winners, although somehow ‘Til Death is still on the air. I swear, Brad Garrett must be a major stockholder. There can be no other explaination, unless he’s really [...]


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Ahhh! The joys of summer. But what’s on TV?


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The Final Four, Stephen, JT, Taj & Erinn…. Who will be the “Sole Survivor”? More after the jump…..


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He’s still on top! Check it out after the jump….