Author: Chooch

Where do ya think you’re goin’ Tarzan? Tonight on ABC’s LOST at 9pm, we get the best of both worlds. Locke promises to stop the island from skipping by going down a well ( pssst… the smoke monster makes an appearance) & meanwhile, back in the future, Ben is dodging another bullet. But time’s running [...]

They did it again! American Idol kicked ass, coming in 1st & 2nd over two nights. They have dominated the ratings since their season debut. (SuperBowl doesn’t count). The 51st Annual Grammys & 60 Minutes came in 3rd & 4th respectively. CBS still dominates overall with 9 shows in the ‘Top Twenty’. FOX has 6 [...]

Good Grief!!!! Oh, poor old Charlie Brown. His love for the little red-haired girl overflows tonight at 8pm, on ABC. My heart breaks for him when he goes to the mailbox & it’s always empty while everyone around him is overwhelmed with valentines. Does this show have a happy ending? I don’t remember, but I’ll [...]

President Obama is monopolizing the first hour of primetime tonight between 8 & 9pm. The networks have rearranged their schedules to comply with this first official press conference. All except CBS that is. They have only set aside a half hour from 8 to 8:30pm. In the next few weeks there will be two more. [...]

What’d ya do with Big? Rob Dyrdek is launching a new reality series, Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory tonight at 9pm on MTV. He’s built this massive indoor skate park & funhouse in LA. Rob invites his friends over every week to hang out & join in his FUN! I just have one question. What happened [...]

Yes! It’s the 51st Annual Grammy Awards tonight on CBS at 8pm. The 3+ hour show is full of music’s biggest & most talented stars, old & new. This year it’s being held at the Staples Center in LA. An unprecedented 24 musical performances will be showcased tonight. Check out who’s gonna be there after [...]

Here they are! The 16 super-model wannabes for the 2nd season premiere of Make Me a Super Model on BRAVO tonight at 10pm. This is a casting special with the host, Tyson Beckford, introducing us to this year’s cast. Is there anything else on tonight? Of course there is. Check it out after the JUMP……….

WHIP IT! Whip it Good! Animal Planet is premiering it new series Jockeys tonight at 9pm. The show will follow the lives of these often unappreciated athletes, from Mike Smith, a veteran with the Kentucky Derby & Preakness under his belt to young & beautiful Chantel Sutherland who has won 124 races in one season. [...]

“I’ve heard you leave a trail of ‘mad men’……… Jon Hamm travels thru time to be with Tina Fey. NBC has a big night tonight. All new episodes of their ‘must see TV” comedy line-up. (I know that is an old line.) More after the jump………..

Honoring a Genius. George Carlin: The Mark Twain Prize airs tonight at 9pm on PBS. This is the 11th Mark Twain Prize for American Humor & the first given posthumously to the late George Carlin, who died last June 22, 08. He found out about the honor one week before his death & was quite [...]

“We’re #1…!!!!!” The Steelers weren’t the only winners this week. Check it out after the jump……..

American Idol, on FOX at 8pm, is starting it’s Hollywood eliminations tonight. This is where we get to see who the judges are moving forward. I’m wondering when the wild cards will come into play. Just a few more things after the jump……….

“Pray with me Claire. Dear Lord, please make this episode not suck!” Holy Crap! I forgot Heroes was still on! I was sure we wouldn’t see it for a long, long time, but here it is, starting a new chapter! YAY! I missed it. Did you? Let’s talk about it after the jump………..

It’s the biggest TV event of the year! The Phoenix Cardinals take on the 5-time Super Bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers. NBC has a full day planned for all you fans out there & it starts at 1pm with Super Bowl XLIII Pre-Game Show. Matt Lauer has an interview with President Obama from the White House. [...]

CBS is getting us ready for the second-best part of the Super Bowl. The commercials! Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials airs at 8pm. Ten of the best advertising gimmicks & eye-catchers. Companies pay millions to get a spot on the most watched TV event of the year. The #1 classic is still “Mean Joe Greene & [...]

Battlestar Galactica on SCIFI at 10pm, is counting down to it’s finale, with #7 of it’s ten remaining episodes. With the earth no longer the crews destiny, they are at a loss of what to do. Everyone & everything is falling apart, even the Cylons. How will it all end? That is the biggest question [...]

What the %#@&*$!! Let’s jump to it……. Gordon Ramsey’s back for f*cking season #5 of Hell’s Kitchen on f*cking FOX at 9pm tonight. This season, he has 16 f*cking would-be chefs to abuse for our f*cking amusement. This year’s winner gets to run a f*cking restaurant, at a f*cking casino, in Atlantic City. Of course, [...]

” I need you to come down to the basement Sam.” ……. and that was the last we heard. Life on Mars returns tonight at 10pm, following LOST on ABC. It’s been a long time baby! This is a new day & time for Mars, but I’m just happy it’s back! The music alone is [...]

No #1 …… but don’t get comfy……… Who made #2 after the jump…..

There is one ‘series premiere’ tonight on TLC. Toddlers & Tiaras, at 10pm, gives us a look at child beauty pageants & the things going on to prepare these little girls for that “big moment”. The series opener is at the Universal Royalty National Pageant. (Try not to think of Jon-Benet.)

Check out tonight’s goodies after the jump! Thank yeeeeeou!

Hollywood is gearing up for the Academy Awards with one more awards show for us to watch. The Screen Actors Guild Awards airs tonight on TNT at 8pm. Forrest Whitaker will present the Life Achievment Award to James Earl Jones. The networks are doing something a little bit different for Sunday night. Check it out [...]

The highpoints for tonight after the jump! But here’s a hint.

Friday means Ghost Whisperer on CBS at 8pm tonight. Our doe-eyed beauty has real problems. After a grave gets dug up, the whole town gets a mass haunting. It’s almost like the “Ghostly Trio” has come to town. With all this going on around her, she still has to deal with her dead hubby, in [...]

Let’s take a look at what’s on tonight!

The road to the Super Bowl is great for ratings. The AFC Championship game between the Baltimore Ravens & the Pittsburgh Steelers grabbed a whopping 40.6 million viewers & the #1 place in the ‘Top Twenty’ for the week of Jan.12-18. Can you imagine what the Super Bowl will bring in this year. Those commercial [...]

There isn’t anything else on tonight except LOST, starting at 8pm on ABC with a recap of the last 4 season, focusing on the “Oceanic 6″. THEN, at 9pm, we have the 2-hr season premiere!!! For those of you ‘Jin’ fans, the producers have assured us that, although he was blown up on the freighter, [...]

…… find something to watch other than balls. The Inauguration of Barack Obama as our 44th President of the United States will dominate the airwaves most of the day. Specials will be telecast tonight recapping all the things that aired during the day. Let’s get that list of network coverage out of the way first, [...]

Did anyone watch the new show, The United States of Tara on Showtime last night. I thought it was funny for a pilot episode, not LOL funny, but oddly amusing. Tara’s ‘altered’ personalities are interesting. Toni Collette’s portrayal of a the hip, young teenager, “T”, was a little over the top, but I loved her [...]

I have to say that last night’s ending to CSI’s farewell to Grissom, was the best EVER! I won’t spoil it for those who haven’t seen it yet, but I will say it was a very satisfying way for a main character to end his career. Bravo to the writers for making me feel all [...]

Let me just clear one thing up. There seems to be a bit of hoopla over American Idol’s Tuesday night ratings. They kicked ASS!!! Plain & simple. 30.1 million viewers is awesome. CBS didn’t really hurt from it though. NCIS had 18.5 mil. viewers & The Mentalist had 18.1 mil. Not shabby at all. The [...]

ABC is getting us all primed for next week. “What’s next week?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you. It’s the season premiere of LOST! Sorry, I get a little excited when I think about it. Tonight at 8pm, ABC is repeating the final episode of last season’s LOST. They are giving us 3-hours to refresh [...]

These are Mr. Nielson’s ratings for the week of Jan.5 – Jan.11….. Still hot!

Tonight’s the night!

Pinocchio has returned……… Where’s your belly button? And tell me the TRUTH this time!

We’ve got some real hot programs on tonight. Let’s JUMP to it………. The Tool Shed

Star-Studded can’t begin to describe tonight’s 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards! Let’s JUMP to it………

“LOST” in 11 days………..

Who’s watching you these days? Are you safe? Can we escape the ‘hidden camera’? Another show premieres tonight, just to spy on us. I don’t know about you, but I’m afraid to pick the wedgie out of my ass-crack these days………… The eagle is watching you.