Author: copygodd

The long dark DMo Popo arc has finally ended. Along with our three-week Idol-imposed hiatus. But not without a few lingering questions. Is DMo Popo really gone? Will a patient try to trick the good doctor House into sticking a finger up his bum? Will Wilson continue to whine like a bitch? The answers: Yes, [...]

So, how’s your new year going? Apart from THE Ohio State University getting THEIR collective ass beat on national TV, mine’s been okay. Much better than House’s, I’m sure. After all, I’m not the one going mana-a-mano with the man, the myth, the legend: DMo Popo. That’s right, folks, wake the kids and phone the [...]

After a brief one-week hiatus, House is back, ready to battle his arch-nemesis: Cuddy’s chastity belt. Actually, he’s once again locked horns with DMo Popo, he of the jowly grimace and droopy eyes. If they ever make a live-action version of Deputy Dawg, David Morse could totally play the lead. Providing they surgically remove his [...]

I didn’t watch last week’s episode, as I was back home visiting the fam. But I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that DMo Popo did something underhanded (while overchewing his nicotine gum, natch) and House was an ass. Then, at about the 51:00 minute mark he had an epiphany from an [...]

After weeks of plotting, scheming and Whorica-filler, it all comes down to this: the blond one versus the other blond one. Which ho-peful will win the leaky eyes and sloppy tongue of The Bachelor? And which will go home with a very sad cooter? Sadie, The Virgin who’s saving herself for marriage (so I hear) [...]

I apologize for the lateness of this week’s House recap, but I’m still a little verklempt over EdHIll’s resignation. Fortunately, we’re picking up some new meat, but still, his is a mighty big cooter to fill. To make matters worse, it just wasn’t that enjoyable an episode. You’d think that with the uber-smarmy John Larroquette [...]

So this week is the all-important Overnight Date episode of The Bachelor. And that of course means one thing: someone is going to release the sexay. Will it be Jennifer? Of course. Will it be Comrade Lisa? Well, according to her five-year plan, she’s already about three years behind on performing her princessly duties, so [...]

So how ’bout those election returns? I’d have finished my recap sooner, but I spent all Tuesday night glued to the set, waiting to see if any of the candidates I’d voted for won. Alas, it was another rout for the Libertarian party. We can’t even win a seat on the local school board any [...]

The World Series is finally over, and you know what that means: time for us few remaining Indians fans to start dreaming of the year after the year after next year. Even better, it means we finally get a new episode of House. And what an episode it was, filled with sassy doctors, incestuous patients, [...]

This week on The Bachelor it’s time for the hometown visits, where Cousin Larry gets to meet the remaining B’ettes’ families. But since I already used Meet The Parents as the title for last season’s hometown visit episode, I couldn’t do it again. Even I’m not that lazy. My finger is still in a huge [...]

Things have been quite chaotic at the copygodd household over the past few days. Primarily because I severely dislocated the ring finger on my right hand Friday night, and may have torn the tendon. It was bent in three different directions and I thought I’d broken it, so the missus took me to the emergency [...]

Well, well, well. Another week, another multiple ejection episode of The Bachelor. And these weren’t just your run-of-the-mill garden-variety multiple ejections. No, these were multiple ejections of the highest magnitude. Indeed, tonight’s episode had it all: crying, mental breakdowns, hysterics and rampant flatulance. And that was just Prince Lorenzo! (rimshot)

Two weeks in to this season of The Bachelor and it’s already time for few observations. First, Gina has yet to meet a face she can’t make. Kim can’t hold her liquor. Whorica is batshit crazy. And the commenters are pretty good at coming up with nicknames for Prince Lorenzo Borghese. So far we’ve got [...]

Last season was the first time I’d ever actually watched The Bachelor. Filmed in France, it was billed as “The Most Romantic Bachelor EVER.” And with a doctor whose ovaries were rotting and a self-delusional freak who wrote fortune cookie quality poetry, (I’m talking to you, MOANICA!), it set the bar pretty freakin’ high. So [...]

After last week’s Debbie Downer of an episode, I was seriously looking forward to revisiting the lighter side of House. Sure, he’s still been flirting fighting with Cuddy, belittling the Housemates and aggravating Wilson, but he just hasn’t seemed to be having any fun doing it. I’m sure regaining – and subsequently relosing – the [...]

In just two episodes this season, House has already cured a quad-diver, a girl with scurvy and a bloody-butted boy who had a piece of his twin stuck in his brain. Plus, he found out Cuddy and Wilson are big fat liars, and his leg started hurting again, prompting him to go back on the [...]

Wow, where has the time gone? It seems like it was just ten months ago that Rock Star: Supernova introduced us to the world’s top 15 rock vocalists, from such strange and faraway places as Iceland, Australia and Texas. And now… what’s that? The show just started in July? That’s just ten weeks ago. Holy [...]

Here at TVgasm’s Rocky Mountain offices, it’s been a while since we’ve called plagiarism on a network television show. (I call it all the time on basic cable offerings. Especially The Colbert Report.) But TiVo’s summary for this week’s episode of House rings too close to my own upbringing to be a mere coincidence: House [...]

With just two weeks left, the pressure on the five remaining rockers of Rock Star: Supernova has never been greater; the stakes, never higher. I would say it’s time for the contestants to go balls-to-the-wall, but mrs. copygodd hates that phrase, so instead I’ll go with the one I made up for her to use [...]

Before we get started on tonight’s House recap, a small disclaimer: This is my first attempt at recapping a scripted show. To make matters worse, it’s a scripted show I haven’t even watched all that much. Sure, I caught a few eps from Season One, and about half of Season Two, but that’s it. Still, [...]

I don’t know what it’s like in the rest of the country, but even though it’s still August, here at the foot of Pikes Peak you’d think it were autumn. I know this for two reasons. One, the wife and I went camping over the weekend and woke up to snow on the Peak. (And [...]

This was our first night of Rock Star: Supernova without Zayra. Our first night without the possibility of vaginal pyrotechnics. Without histrionical shrieking. Or camel toe. How would the world respond? More importantly, how would the other rockers respond? Who would step forward to carry Zayra’s torch? If not firing up a cooter laser, would [...]

This is gonna be the American Idol Rock Star: Supernova episode that everyone talks about. For anyone who hasn’t seen or heard the results, steer clear of all media. People will be talking. People will be arguing. People will be pontificating. Take your spot at the water cooler early because it’ll be the hottest spot [...]

Tonight it’s a special stripped down acoustic episode of Rock Star: Supernova, complete with a string quartet. It sounds interesting, until Brooke asks if we’re ready for eight rock performances like we’ve never seen before. Yeah, because no band on MTV: Unplugged ever used strings in their performance. I’m starting to think that maybe Brooke [...]

Previously, on Last Comic Standing… Aw, who gives a shit. Really. Over in the forums, there’s been a total lack of outcry over the lateness of my LCS recap. And it’s the friggin’ season finale! Zoobabe even went so far as to offer to let me use her recap to save myself the trouble of [...]

After six weeks, Rock Star: Supernova is finally starting to pick up some steam. The performances are getting better, the infighting’s getting meaner, and Leon’s getting larger. Still, it hasn’t quite reached “water cooler” levels yet. So what’s an unemployed Nebraska Cornhusker drummer to do if wants to drum up a little controversy for his [...]

Am I just crazy, or at end of last week’s episode of Rock Star: Supernova didn’t the band say that this week the rockers would each be given a new Supernova tune to write lyrics for? Hold on, let me check: no, I’m not crazy. They said it. But for some strange reason, they seem [...]

First off, let me apologize to the handful of TVgasm regulars still watching Last Comic Standing for missing my recap last week. As I’m sure I’ve complained about, I’m also recapping Rock Star: Supernova, which airs at the same time, so I don’t get to watch LCS until Thursday nights. Normally, that’s not a problem, [...]

Here in TVgasm’s Colorado offices, things operate a little differently than what you’ll find in either of our coastal offices. For one, wearing blue oxfords and khaki pants here will get you hurt. Bad. And the closest we get to a celebrity sighting is seeing Dr. James Dobson shopping for condoms (ribbed, for someone’s pleasure) [...]

Another week of Rock Star: Supernova, another round of unanswered questions. Will Lukas of the Shire finally master the intricacies of the English language? Or will he deliver another patented Oompa Loompa/Don Corleone mashup? Will Tommy drop his microphone? And where exactly will Zayra shoot lasers from: Her hands? Her eyes? Her cooter? All this [...]

Wednesday means two things at the copygodd household: bath night and the elimination episode of Rock Star: Supernova. Forty-two minutes of broken dreams, shattered eardrums and swinging hatchets, courtesy of silicone knockers, some wannabe rockers and the one and only Hatchet Man. And that’s just the bath! Wanna learn how Zayra took the news of [...]

Quick question: after three weeks of Rock Star: Supernova how many of you thought a chick from South Africa would be the frontrunner for Tommy Lee’s new band? Yeah, me neither. Even more surprising, though, is getting to meet a Puerto Rican chica who shoots lasers from her hands. And, evidently, her vagina. I can [...]

Up until now, Last Comic Standing has been hard to recap, but not impossible. At least I had the challenges to make fun of. But now that we’re down to the final five comics, the entire hour is nothing but mediocre stand-up. And I don’t know about you, but few things are less funny than [...]

As boring as this week’s audition episode of Rock Star: Supernova was, I think the results night was even worse. But that’s the problem with results shows like this: nothing really matters until the last five minutes. Instead, we have to sit though a bunch of limp dick innuendos and poseur posing. The least they [...]

To say last night’s episode of Rock Star: Supernova was a bit of a letdown is a bit of an understatement. TheDave only considered a couple contestants worthy of awesomeness, Gilby didn’t tell anyone they sucked and T-Lee only dropped his mic on the table one time. At least his string of tastelessly hitting on [...]

Alright, let’s be honest: how many of you even remembered Last Comic Standing was still on? I know, me neither! So you can imagine my surprise when I turned on the TiVo Thursday night and found a new episode waiting for me to recap. (And yes I know it’s actually a Tuesday show, but since [...]

On this, the second results episode of Rock Star: Supernova, we learn the band actually watches footage shot in the mansion; no matter how spicy they may appear, Puerto Ricans simply cannot rock; and that all the criticism the band gives is simply meant to help the contestants become better singers, and, hopefully, better people. [...]

Two weeks into Rock Star: Supernova and a few things are already becoming apparent: Dilana is clearly the frontrunner. Zayra puts the hor in horrid. And TheDave and Tommy Lee have an aversion to fashion almost as strong as Chris’ aversion to melody. After a quick recap of Matt’s axing, Tommy Lee says that last [...]

Just two episodes into Rock Star: Supernova and we’ve already learned a valuable lesson: do not ignore Dave Navarro. If he tells you to ugly it up, you best get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and gag down a nice tall glass of ugly juice. Or you will never stand next to Brooke’s breastesses [...]