Author: Dashley

Hey Gasmii! Last week was a premiere fueled with the douchebaggery of hot males, so we’re off to a rip roarin’ start of Desiree’s “journey!” Standouts were the knight in shining armor (dumped,) the British guy who didn’t have a British accent (dumped,) and the guy who wouldn’t take “ew” for an answer when he [...]

Hey Gasmii! We’ve got another wine-soaked season of the Bachelorette to enjoy together! In case you missed it, I already made my predictions about the guys ABC chose for Desiree to make out with for the next couple of months until the inevitable pre-Christmas breakup, and now we get to see if I have any [...]

Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released the names, pictures, and bios of the guys vying for Desiree’s affections here, so I thought I’d see if I could spread excitement for the new season like herpes in a hot tub before we [...]

Hey Gasmii! Here we are, after trudging through the “Teams” season. This selection of episodes will go down in Project Runway history as one of the worst experiments the producers ever tried. It stifled the designers’ creativity while simultaneously creating drama, unnecessary because said drama would have happened anyway. This was the season of saying [...]

Hey Gasmii! I have to be honest: I thought this week was the season finale. I wrote this long, beautiful paragraph summarizing all the things about this season that we loved and hated, but then realized soon enough that we have one more week of this to get through. Guess I’ll just save it and [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week, the designers got to work on their own; well, except that they had former-contestant “sewing assistants” that worked out well for some, not so well for others. No one was eliminated, and we were left on a cliffhanger as to whether or not Michelle would have the ability to save herself [...]

Hey Gasmii! We’ve made it so far in this hot mess of a bad idea of a group season. (BTW, thanks for putting “hot mess” into the lexicon, Christian Siriano. There’s now even a burger at Jack in the Box called the Hot Mess Burger. At least Project Runway can truthfully claim that it’s had [...]

Hey Gasmii! Sorry I had to take a week off, but I hope you enjoyed the Video Recap from Flipit. I, for one, love his Vcaps, and if you haven’t seen it, it’s worth checking out, if only to see his impression of Patricia. Sometimes I joke that I’ll pretend I can’t do a week, just [...]

Hey Gasmii! This week’s episode has male strippers in it! So let’s get down to it! (See what I did there?) Last week: The designtestants lived through a nightmare we all have, that we would have to go back to school. And get judged by the mean girls. They made prom dresses out of Duck [...]

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All Drunk Enough to Get Through This Historic Bachelor Finale. But she promises she’ll be back with the full recap later this week! Can’t write a finale minicap without some spoilers though, so for the major ones [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week was just awful, wasn’t it? If you follow this show, you just always know that when the designers have to make something for a real person, it isn’t going to be so great, but OH, THE HUMANITY! I mean… I’m not even going to bother briefly reviewing what happened, because I [...]

Hey Gasmii! It’s Season 11, and we have 11 designtestants still remaining, which seems like a good excuse to write this recap fueled by pinot grigio. (At least, it’s the best excuse I can come up with, because I am already fueled by pinot grigio, so.)  Last week: The teams were dissolved in favor of [...]

Hey Gasmii! Since we left off last week, I have to make one teeny tiny little concession: Joseph is not just a cat sweater guy. He tweeted me (So exciting, this newfangled technology!) to make sure I knew that he wasn’t just a cat sweater guy, and some of his stuff is actually really cute! [...]

Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be bringing you the Project Runway recaps this season. I was so honored when Flipit asked me to write them, and not a moment too soon, because we need to talk about this:  Who wouldn’t want to see what THIS guy would design? So let’s get [...]

Hey Gasmii! Can you believe it’s the season finale already? I feel like just yesterday I was ignorant to the practice of mudding and was unacquainted with the one-of-a-kind (thank goodness) Shain Gandee. Since last week, BUCKWILD has been renewed for a second season, so it won’t be long until I’m back with you recapping [...]

Hey Gasmii! My name is Dashley, and I am a recovering Idol-holic. I used to watch this show religiously, forsaking a personal life in order to be a part of the revolutionary idea of choosing who the next music superstar should be. And then I hit rock bottom: Adam Lambert didn’t win his season. And [...]

Hey Gasmii!  Last week: The boys outperformed the girls at the visiting rodeo when they stayed on the bulls longer, and the girls had to make them dinner in their lingerie. Shae and Joey had a painful (to watch) date. Tyler and Katie flirted. A lot. Shain got his new truck stuck in a mudhole. [...]

Hey Gasmii! On this week’s BUCKWILD, the hormones, they were a-raging: Anna finally got some. Tyler and Katie stopped circling around each other and just went for it. And Cara introduced us to her ex-girlfriend, which got Shain all hot and bothered.  Is it possible that MTV meant to air this week’s episodes a little [...]

Hey Gasmii! Back here with you for another exciting week of West Virginia misadventure! Last week Shae finally accepted the fact that her boyfriend Jesse J was a lying snake and rebounded with Joey and a jar of apple butter; Jesse Bleep generally creeped everyone out and got an ass kicking courtesy of Tyler; and [...]

Hey, fellow Rose-Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m covering this week for the fantastic PopePhilly, whose recaps I read religiously every week. And I’m thrilled about it, because many friends of mine will tell you that I am known to tell people that the best comedy on TV is the Bachelor. So buckle up: we’ve got [...]

Hey Gasmi!! So excited to be back for another crazy week of BUCKWILD Episodes! Last Week: The girls let Shae know that her boyfriend was creeping around on her, the gang went to a big, naked party and Shain got to experience life in the “big city” of Morgantown (and I couldn’t help but use [...]

Hey Gasmi! Hope you’ve got on your comfiest ball gown and stilettos/coziest three-piece suit, because we have so much ground to cover to celebrate Hollywood’s night out! The Golden Globes are, by far, the most fun awards show, because they keep the champagne flowing, and you better believe that everyone you see appear on camera [...]

Hey Gasmi! Another eventful night of activity in Sissonville, WV – can’t wait to break it down for you! Episode 3: Sexts, Lies, & Chicken Wings Last time: Shain performed a stupid stunt in a tractor tire. The girls had a stupid rager that resulted in homelessness. And Cara and Tyler hooked up, stupidly thinking [...]

Hey Gasmi! This week, on BUCKWILD: Shae has a boyfriend and is alienating her friends, which is something Anna tells us Shae does a lot. The girls accuse Shae’s boyfriend of hitting on them, and it causes some dramz. The girls build what looks like the MOTHER of Slip N’ Slides:  I now realize that all [...]

****Please welcome Auditiongasm winner, Dashley!!  Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be losing my Official-Recapper-on TVGasm virginity. Auditiongasm was a tough fight, but I love this site. I feel like it’s a community. Here’s my disclaimer going into Buckwild: besides the obvious reasons to disdain the people on this show, I may [...]