Author: Dr. McSteeny

This week on The Island Ev proves she’s not really a lesbian, Paula gets screwed (and not in the way she likes) and Johnny Bananas takes home some cash. Turns out karma doesn’t give a shit…

This week on The Island, Ryan gets a key, Johanna gets a new name, and Johnny continues to make me feel… I don’t know, kinda “icky.”

Oh Gasmii, this recap is unfairly late; and I fear it gets worse: it’s going to be a little bit bad. Sadly, in the world of the outer-gasm, I have a very unrewarding job that takes up entirely too much of my time, stresses me out a great deal, and get this: doesn’t even permit [...]

Hi Gasmii! I had the pleasure of attending a pre-screening of Comedy Central’s new sketch comedy show “Chocolate News,” starring David Alan Grier. From the chocolate martinis to the outrageous skits, I had a blast. Find out more about it, after the jump…

This week on The Island, Robin gets to taste some pizza, Johnny Bananas gets a taste of his own medicine, and oh look, I think Evelyn wants to play baseball with Johnny’s head… Fun!

This week on The Island, Johnny has a birthday party, Ashli makes me hate her; and Johanna does her best Slutty Drunk Shotgirl impression. “Good one! Now do Stupid Spoiled Whore!”

This week on The Island, KellyAnne shows us she’s stronger than we thought, Robin shows us that she’s very emotional, and Rachel…. Well, Rachel shows us her “Oh-Face”

This week on The Island, Dave suggests ranch is something more than just a flavor, Bananas shows us his rotten side, and I develop a small crush on Abram. I know! I’m as shocked as you are!! Really?

Picture it: Somewhere off the coast of Panama. Actually, that’s not true. It’s not just anywhere. It’s in Bocas del Toro, or “the mouths of the bull”. Because apparently bulls have two mouths now. But that’s not all that’s different. This time times are tough. People are washing up on shore. Rachel has no friends. [...]

This week, on the Finale of The Gauntlet 3, Easy almost dies, and part of me wishes Evleyn would. Sound like fun? Then join me after the jump… I won’t tell you who wins

This week on The Gauntlet 3, we learn some very valuable lessons: Only try to fuck your own team over if you’re 100% sure you’ll do so successfully, Dear God, know when your boyfriend’s got some issues to work out, and don’t let your balls be the first thing to hit the ice water. The [...]

This week on The Gauntlet 3 we learn of the heinous violence that is undertaken in Puerto Vallarta restaurants. Three of Dylan McKay’s bajas were killed in the making of this fajita

This week on the Gauntlet 3, Danny learns that nobody likes him, MJ learns bigger doesn’t always mean stronger, and I get drunk. Very very drunk. Somebody come hold my hair back. It’s what’s for dinner

Well, it’s been a long week, but the wait is finally over. It’s time to reveal once and for all who is replacing Tyrie on the rookie team… Justin Guarini?

Last week on The Gauntlet 3, I theorized that all the challenges were inspired by childhood games, and joked about them playing pin the tail on the donkey this week. The second challenge had them walking around in blindfolds. I’m seriously starting to wonder if I might have prophetic tendencies. So come along as we [...]

Last week on The Gauntlet III, we reunited with some old friends, were thrilled to discover that every show is going to be a full hour long, and got into recapping straight away. This week we had to watch the Rookies lose again, discover that Johnny Bananas has ruined my love for him, and wait [...]

True story: a few weeks ago I got an email from my friend who knew that I was recapping the Gauntlet 3. The subject of the email was “holy shit” and the content of the email read simply as follows: “I just saw the preview for the Gauntlet 3 and my nipples got hard.” It’s [...]

Last time we saw Frank on the Real World: Las Vegas Reunited, he was going on multiple blind dates, breaking dishware, and teaching us the difference between gleeking and spitting (it’s all about the tongue positioning). I spoke to Frank about the Gauntlet 3 today, which airs Wednesday, January 23 at 10 pm. Find out [...]

Last time we saw Frank on the Real World Las Vegas Reunited, he was going on multiple blind dates, breaking dishware, and teaching us the difference between gleeking and spitting (it’s all about the tongue positioning). I was lucky enough to talk to Frank about the Gauntlet 3, which airs Wednesday, January 23 at 10 [...]

This week on Grey’s Anatomy, we finally get a new episode. It’s mostly about McSteamy chasing after average looking women. And faith. And Mrs. O’Malley getting preachy. and faith. And Lexie and Meredith working towards a relationship. Oh and did I mention faith? Okay, okay, we get it.

Oh Gasmii, can you believe the Kid Nation finale is here!? It seems like just yesterday I was calling Greg the Bonanza City stud, underestimating my affection for Laurel, and predicting that little Jimmy would be a key player. Twelve weeks later, here we are. Showdowns are a distant memory, the dry goods store is [...]

Sorry for the delay gasmii, I’ve been recovering from my ten year high school reunion. It’s true what they say about those things: they’re a drunkfest. And if they don’t say that about them, then they should start. Eric, America’s player from Big Brother 8 graduated HS with me and I was all ready to [...]

This week Kid Nation was all about education and learning. Anjay learned that aliens do exist, Taylor finally learned her lesson, we learned what a terrific dancer Jared is. If this doesn’t inspire a Jared doll, I don’t know what does

This week in Kid Nation, we learn all about communication. For example, at one point Greg talks to DK and Blaine about how Laurel and Michael and Sophia were talking about Greg and Blaine and DK but really it sounded to me like Laurel and Michael and Sophia were really just talking about Greg, but [...]

This week we’re faced with a very lopsided Bonanza city. The teams aren’t fairly divided, and almost all the gold star winners have been from the Green District. Actually, that’s beyond lopsided. That makes Tori Spelling’s first set of fake titties look even. No easy task

This week in Kid Nation, Greg cross dresses, Laurel proves she’s the most fantastic child in America, and Guylan triggers my gag reflex. Everybody buckled up? Okay, let’s go…

This week on Kid Nation, we finally get the Jared footage we’ve all been waiting for. Now if I can just figure out how to get him wrapped up and shipped to my house with my very own Bonanza City necklace we’ll be all set…

This week Kid Nation was all about trash. That’s when it occurred to me that Kid Nation and the life of Britney Spears share so many common elements. And it goes far beyond pure trashiness. Unsupervised children: check. Over indulgence in soda: check. Gum chewing: check. Rebellion and occasional disrespect of authority: check, check. Damn. [...]

This week in Kid Nation, Mike and Taylor cried a little, Greg finally got his gold star, and it was confirmed that the show’s just not the same without a whole lotta Jared. An hour long show and only two shots of our Kid Nation hero and no speaking lines whatsoever? Are they serious? How’s [...]

This week on Kid Nation, the Pioneers teach us that you don’t have to convert in order to understand other religions, you don’t have to be an adult to be in love, and that Taylor’s never gonna get off her ass and do any work. Oh yeah, and the verdict against her on last week’s [...]

This week in Kid Nation, Greg acts like an asshole, little Mallory gets a ninth birthday present her parents will never be able to top, and all the kids get a nice caffeine high. Unfortunately, none of the girls develop enough rootbeer goggles to give Jared a little action behind the barn. Oh well, there’s [...]

Last week I was a little down about Kid Nation. Then again, last week the lunatic upstairs from my apartment sprung a leak and refused to let the Landlord in to fix it, so I typed my recap with newspapers on my head and buckets all over my apartment. One can’t help but be a [...]

Welcome to Kid Nation: Population 41. Plus camera men. Kid Nation is the land of the free and the home of the pubescent. The children’s task: rebuild Bonanza New Mexico without the help of adults. And try not to cry about it. (Good luck). Sounds like a good TV idea right? Wrong. So far the [...]

CBS has announced their newest series, Kid Nation. 40 children of various ages will be left parentless in a vacant town in New Mexico. Asked to create their own society, the children will be free from any parental supervision whatsoever, and will be left to care for themselves. In a related story, Sean and Jayden [...]

Like all good things must, the trainwreck that is Scott Baio is 45…and Single has come to an end. And it was a predictable one. Scott grew up, learned his lessons, and is ready to finally settle down. A tremendous transition…all in 8 weeks time, courtesy of Doc Ali and a couple three year olds. [...]

When I was ten, the first boyfriend I ever had dumped me at a roller skating rink. Without warning or reason, he sent a stranger over to me to tell me that he didn’t want to be my boyfriend anymore and that I look like I have a zit between my shoulders. Stunned and confused [...]