Author: EdHIll

It was with trepidation that I watched last night’s episode of Desperate Housewives. After last weeks big finale I was half expecting them to pull a Dallas and have George’s kinda but not really suicide be all a dream, or that he didn’t actually die, he just got sick, or what have you. But no, [...]

Well that was quite the episode of Desperate Housewives on Sunday I can tell you. I imagine it set water coolers around America all abuzz. It definitely surprised me. If you don’t know what I’m talking about it’s the shocker at the end of the episode involving Bree and her ultimate decision regarding her relationship [...]

So this is the big episode of Lost everyone’s been waiting for. After a two week tease we finally see the aftermath of Ana Lucia killing Shannon. Will Sayid revert back to the stereotypical Iraqi we saw last season when he tortured Sawyer (but in his defense, it was Sawyer, and who didn’t want to [...]

It looks like the streak of good writing has kept up with Desperate Housewives because we once again were treated to a good episode last week. Hopefully this means they finally hit their stride, and we can only expect bigger and better things all season. Also, this episode marks the first appearance of actor Nashawn [...]

When last we left the girls of Making the Band 3 we found out that they were going to be split into two groups and singing an opening act for the Backstreet Boys. And then we saw the girls act as if getting a chance to sing in front of tens of hundreds of people [...]

If it’s a wacky camera angle and weird characters you know you’ve entered the world of Good Eats, The flagship show of Food Network. I first became aware of Good Eats a few years ago when I was clicking through the channels and came upon his show. The only reason I paused to watch it [...]

Due to the overwhelming response to the recent Food Network posts, it has finally freed me to truly let my freak flag fly. Yes, my name is EdHill, and I am a Food Network junkie. I watch it all, from Michael “He’s not gay, he’s just from Napa Valley� Chiarello and his amazing lisp (I [...]

I know what you’re thinking. It’s time for another Desperate Housewives recap where EdHill is just going to bitch and moan about how bad it is and insert a lame sports reference (A-Rod MVP? What a joke). Plot hole this, stupid storyline that. Well you know what smart guy? I’m not. Yep, for the first [...]

Yes I know, this Making the Band recap is extremely late. The reason is because I had… ummm…jury duty. Yeah that’s it, jury duty. Ah who am I kidding, I can’t lie to my fan. I was just too busy. Things like “real life� sometimes get in the way of television (it made me sick [...]

For those of you don’t know, Lost is a show on ABC about a group of people who survived a plane crash on a tropical island that may or may not be what it seems. It has a Zen like former cripple, a gruff doctor with a heart of gold, even an Iraqi! I only [...]

It’s been two weeks since we last had a fresh episode of Desperate Housewives, and the question remains “Will it get any better?� Well, apparently I am in the minority on this because the last episode two weeks ago actually beat out the World Series. That’s right, a team that hadn’t won since 1917 sweeping [...]

Yes, I know that this Making the Band recap is late. I do apologize, but since it was my birthday over the weekend (57 years young!) I was knee deep in hookers and blow since Wednesday night. Let’s just say what happens in Hartford, stays in Hartford. While I was off having my fun, the [...]

When I was growing up the scariest movie to me was The Shining. I still don’t get the ending, but I am to this day creeped out by it. It is very nearly the perfect scary movie. Well, if The Shining was Schwarzenegger in Twins, then The Scorned is its Danny DeVito. That’s right, after [...]

You know I gotta to hand it to my boy Diddy. Whether or not this season of Making the Band 3 is successful, he’s already created some good TV. So who cares if this girl band ends up sucking (which it probably will), we were able to see Diddy chasing a bunch of girls in [...]

So I have a confession to make. I really wanted to like Desperate Housewives. I really did. Before I started recapping it this season I even went that extra mile and rented the entire first season on DVD to get up to speed. And the first season wasn’t really that bad. I mean, it wasn’t [...]

Well we’ve now gone through two episodes of Making The Band 3 and Diddy has started to cut some of the fat. And I personally can’t thank him enough. The show was full of fat. To put it in perspective, if this show was a meal, it would be a big greasy pork sandwich served [...]

How has the season stacked up so far for Desperate Housewives? Well if the critics are any judge it’s a bit of a letdown. “Edging toward vapidity� is the term being bandied about. Edging? It’s a nighttime soap starring Teri Hatcher, Nicollette Sheridan and half the cast of Melrose Place. People should stop expecting M*A*S*H [...]

We’re already one episode into the season on Making the Band 3 (or season two, or cycle two, or version 2.0 or something) and Diddy is fired up. This will not be a failure like last season, dammit. He WILL make a mediocre band that will have one lackluster album and then disappear. Now that [...]

For all those people out there that were constantly complaining that Lost wasn’t answering any questions, and spinning its wheels about the big mystery, after last week’s episode I think we can safely tell you all to talk to the hand, cuz the face ain’t listening. In just two episodes into the second season everything [...]

Here’s a tip. When a police detective who suspects you of murder asks if you want to see a lawyer, say YES. That’s right, Bree Van De Kamp, who we always thought was the smart one in the bunch (because prettiest and weirdest were already taken), makes the cardinal sin of virtually every perp Lenny [...]

Yes, that’s right, it’s time for another Season of Making The Band 3 with Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy. And TVgasm will be here covering it all, from recapping the show, to liveblogging from the wrap party at Diddy’s Hampton estate. Why recap Making the Band 3? Well, I had watched previous iterations of the show [...]

Last week’s Desperate Housewives left off with a decidedly bizarre and sad funeral for Bree’s beloved Rex/really fake looking dummy head, and Susan breaking up with Mike over his psychotic gun-toting son he never knew he had. And with Gabrielle’s Carlos still locked up in the hoosegow and the father of her baby still unknown, [...]

The first thought that went through my mind as I sat down to watch tonight’s episode of Lost was “How can they top the premiere?” Well actually the first thought was “Will I get to see Evangeline Lilly in her underwear again this season?”, but that’s because me and her have unresolved issues (is it [...]

That’s right. The Desperate Housewives are back and TVgasm is on them like white on rice, like flies on sh*t, like stink on a mule and/or Kevin Federline. After being given the task of tackling America’s favorite Housewives, I took it upon myself to watch all 23 episodes of the first season this weekend in [...]