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Hola Gasmii and welcome back to another recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I hope all you Tabbies are ready, because this was a good one.  We have family infighting, a clueless RHOM lookalike owner, and a cameo from one of our favorite Bravo Chefs!  Okay, so we’re in Sherman Oaks California at a restaurant called “Cafe [...]

Hola Gasmii!  I would love to start out this recap and apologize for its lateness and then I realized I have become a broken record.  I cannot get my act together, although this time it was because I was babysitting three children under the age of six for several days and holy hell, I am [...]

Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months in business and is already struggling to keep it’s head above water.  Apparently, the two owners are former coworkers who thought – Hey!  This can’t be too hard, let’s open up a salon! How all [...]

Hola Gasmii!  I would like to say thank you to everyone for all your feedback, it’s super helpful and really enlightening.  When I did the minicap, I watched the episode the whole way through and then just BOOM – published it here.  But your feedback made me all “hmmmmmm. . . ” and now since rewatching [...]

Hola Gasmii!  This is a quick minicap, I’ll get that full recap up quickly.  This week’s episode is a doozy.  We’re in Manhattan Beach at a bar called “Summer’s.”  Two years ago, the owner died and left the bar to his wife and two sons.  The wife has no idea how to run a business [...]

Hola Gasmii – and welcome to another fun filled recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  You know, I have to say that there haven’t been too many horrible owners. Sure, there’s been a few employees I’d like to fire (MELISSA SUCKS!) but for the most part, we just have ignorant owners who expect their business to [...]

Hola folks, and welcome back to another extremely late recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I could give you a dozen good excuses, but the fact is that I cannot seem to get caught up and I take full blame for it.  Also, I’ve had a hard time finishing this recap because just a stream of cursewords kept flowing from [...]

Hello Everyone!  Welcome to the recap of Episode 2 of the 5th Season of Tabatha Takes Over.  I love how she goes all over the country to different business and helps rehab them with her business sense.  At one time, it was bitchy salon owner after bitchy salon owner, but I much prefer this more [...]

I would like to just say I’m sorry for the lateness of this recap!  But I had some major family stuff go down, so I had to wait for the drama to subside before I could appropriately mock and ridicule the drama of other people’s lives.   As you do.  It’s good therapy, too. Also, you [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the full recap of this week’s The Taste!  First, I’d like to congratulate one commenter who guessed every item correctly in last week’s recap!  JustDucky, you get the prize!  Yay! Here’s the list of what I have eaten, according to Judge/item: Nigella:  Ham Hock, Sweet Breads, Pig Ears Malarkey:   Sweetbreads [...]

Hola Gasmii! Wow, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t last week’s recap JUST go up?  Yes, yes it did.  Because I was late.  Lo siento, mis amigos!  BUT, this will week I’ll have the full recap up for you shortly.  Promise! In the meantime, let’s amuse douche this bitch. This week’s challenge is “Seduction,” and they want [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to this week’s recap of The Taste wherein they attempt to freak out the contestants and the home audience with the concept of Nose to Tail eating.  Those of us who grew up around different cultures just call it “dinner.”  But whatever. White people, commence freaking out. This little guy is [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the fun filled recap of The Taste! Before we get started, I’d like to give a shout out to Jennaboa for identifying the “Pink Nightmare” reference!  Thanks girlie!  Also, feel free to catch up on last week’s recap here if you haven’t already done so.  So let’s do this thing! [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Let’s get to recapping this thing, are you ready?  Pour yourself a glass of vino (a glass of red for me, thanks!) and let’s do this thing! So we start off with two teams one man down Sorry Micah! Later Renatta!  (You should know, my husband is a HUGE fan of Apple Crumble – you was [...]

  Hola Gasmii and welcome to my favorite episode of The Taste so far.  Why is it my favorite? Because dear Gasmii, it is all about the vino, and I am a HUGE fan of vino.  Remember last week’s recap I wondered if people were gonna start getting catty with each other?  Well – BINGO!   Team Malarkey [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the recap of the first elimination episode of The Taste! I am kind of torn about my opinion of the show, but all in all I am really enjoying it.  In that, it seemed to me to go by really quickly and it was pretty fast paced and I enjoyed [...]

Hola Gasmii!  And welcome to Episode 3 of the Taste.  Finally, we are getting to the real competition where the concept of this cooking competition finally kicks in. I think someone said this thing is about the taste, but I’m not sure yet what the concept is . . . Perhaps they could be clearer.  [...]

Good morning Gasmii! Are you all enjoying this show as much as I am?  No?  Eh, it’s hard to really get involved when YOU KNOW they are just gonna be giving people the boot right and left.   And they’re NICE about it.  To their faces at least. The most amusing part of the whole endeavor [...]

Hello Gasmii!  I told you I’d get the minicap up lickity split, are you excited?  ARE YOU! Well you should be because tonight is about the Taste, and nothing but the taste.  Did you know that it’s all about the Taste?  Because it is! Um, did someone say this was about the taste?  I’m confused as to what [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry for the delay,it’s been a crazy week and the details are depressing and no where near as interesting as watching two hours of other people eat food- selfish bastards!!!!  But I trust the minicap was able to hold you over.  Hopefully you were satiated enough and are ready for the full meal.  [...]

Hey Gasmii!   Let me start this minicap off by saying that I just watched four people eat for two hours straight.  And they didn’t even share!  Those selfish bastards. In the interest of full disclosure I feel compelled to share with you that I have a strange crush on Anthony Bourdain, he of the numerous [...]

Hello there Gasmii!  Let me start off by saying that I’ve been reading these recaps of Millionaire Matchmaker on TVGasm for years, and I’m a huge fan of SexyPanda’s.   Also, I’d like to say that I am delighted to fill in on her behalf as she has a real life love story, because I’m a [...]

So, here we are Gasmii.  The Finale.  Now, I could give you a long list of reason swhy this recap is so late, but I don’t think that does anyone any good.  Okay, I was on vacation.  So let’s get started!  We’ve got a lot of crazy ass ground to cover! The show opens where it left off, [...]

You guys, this is awesome. The other night I went out to dinner with hubby and we ordered two desserts:  a flan and a port wine custard.  This episode was kind of like that – it was delicious and I couldn’t get enough of it, but I felt so GUILTY afterwards! Of course I’m talking [...]

Hello Gasmii and Happy Turkey Day!  I hope your tummies and full of nummy food and you’re hangover is waning, because this is a good one.  Okay, it’s sad.  This is a sad one, except for some brief levity provided by the deluded mind or our favorite mini-hooker. So we start off with our favorite couple of last [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry this is later than I would have liked, I wanted to have a full recap by Saturday but alas – my dogter had to have oral surgery.  Did you know they have doggie dentists?  Did you know my nieces and nephews won’t be getting Christmas presents this year?  All true.  The good [...]

Hola Gasmii! Did you totally LOVE this episode or what?! Now, we all knew Creepy Doug and Child Bride would come back, that was a given. This show cannot sustain itself on the normality of the other cast members (Simon’s clown shoes excluded).  However, the real reason I am so giddy is because I cannot tell you how much [...]

Hello there Gasmii!  I’m here filling in for VirginiaApple, hopefully I don’t destroy the good reputation and can contribute to the systematic tearing down of this ridiculous show.  Apparently there’s been 23 of these ridiculous “Challenges,” and I shake my head and wonder when I got so old. Also, in the interest of full disclosure I have no [...]

Hello there Gasmii! Well, Courtney and Doug (the ratings pull) are gone.  Whatever are we going to talk about?  If you guessed Courtney and Doug, ding ding ding!  You win!  Herpes! So the show opens up with Dr. Jenn voicing over that if Courtney and Doug couldn’t change (her clothes) they’d have to leave the [...]

Hello there Gasmii, and welcome to our first official session of TVGasm Therapy, pull up a chair and let’s unpack this, shall we? Now, I, like you, get much enjoyment out of watching trainwreck television.  It makes me feel better about my life, it really does.  I am all about the schadenfreude and watching stupid [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to Episode 6 of the esteemed production Couples Therapy, wherein all of our wishes are granted and Courtney and Doug (I refuse to say Dourtney) finally exit the building.  THANK GOD! The episode starts off with the good ol’ Doc trying to find  Courtney an acceptable outfit to wear, which she [...]

Hello there Gasmii!  For some reason VH1 is not streaming Episode 4 online, just showing clips, so my screencaps in this first part of the recap will be scarce.  Which doesn’t really matter because most of it is really depressing.  (Alcoholism, anyone?) The show opens and replays our favorite part of the show so far:  Alex’s [...]

Alex is still feeling the pain after that major ass splat, or she’s listening to Doug and Courtney’s pretend problems about their pretend relationship, which is it?  Hmmmmm? Hi Gasmii!  I owe you all an apology, apparently I’m behind a whole episode, so the next recap will be two in one for you so we [...]

This show gives me cramps.  In my soul. It burns, it buuuuuuurns! Really, though.  This episode is simultaneously ridiculous and very very depressing.  Like most of reality tv. The show opens with Shayne’s operatic crying. She sobbing that she wants to go home and see her baby, and I’ll give her that.  I am sure she’s [...]

You guys, I am hating this show.  Initially I thought recapping this show would be hilarious and I’d be laughing my ass off at all the stupidity.  However, it’s really depressing if you think about it.  We have five couples (four if you don’t count Too Short and his friend with benefits) who are in [...]

Hey Gasmii! So three episodes in, and we’re only just beginning to hear about Tiny and Jojo’s real-world problems because we’re still spending way too much time focusing on the child bride and her creepy old goat of a husband.  In the producer’s defense, though – those two are very hard to ignore.  Imagine a [...]

Hey there Gasmii!  I’m working on getting this recap up soon, but in the meantime let’s get a little amuse douche going, shall we? This week we really start getting into some therapy.  The “Dr.” asks everyone to share their darkest moment in their relationship and starts off with Courtney and Doug. I was suprised [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Sorry so late, but I hope the minicap held you over.  Let’s be frank here, this show is awful and represents everything that is wrong with the state of marriage today.   I think if we were REALLY serious about defending the state of marriage in this country, we’d start by outlawing this kind [...]

Hello there Gasmii! I’m a longtime fan of this website, and I am just beside myself with excitement over being asked to recap this season 2 of Couples’ Therapy, or as I like to call it, “Therapy?” In my real life, I judge not lest ye be judged. However, this isn’t real life, this is [...]