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Smize What’s up, Gasmii?  Let’s get ready for another week of Arrow, and let’s please all cross our fingers for some hot shirtless mens.  Last week, Oliver got all the vigilante charges against him dropped by having Diggle pretend to be Arrow, Moira ostensibly removed Oliver from suspicion regarding the secret corrupt organization the Queen [...]


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Welcome back, Gasmii!  Here we are again with Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  We’re down to just 7 dancers left.  We’ve got Lexine, Asia, Amanda, Brianna, Madison, Jordyn, and Hadley.  Last week, that whiny brat Elisabeth got sent home, and her witchy poo mother Erin had to pack her caboodle of Nyx cosmetics and hop a [...]


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Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]


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Hello there, Gasmii and Arrow lovers!  Welcome back to our CW guilty pleasure.  I read that Arrow got picked up for a full season, so yay!  I assume that means 22 episodes, so hopefully the plot progression won’t slow down in the weeks to come.  Anyway, previously on Arrow,  Walter Steele discovered that Moira Queen [...]


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Well hello there, Gasmii!  We meet again.  Last week on Arrow, Ollie faced off against a Mortal Kombat character and Fataly-ed him in the eye, Whaurel showed us a little self-defense, Mommy Queen thinks (or is at least portraying) that Oliver doesn’t know shit about his daddy’s dirty deeds, Ollie is dropping a truth bomb [...]


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Welcome back, Gasmii!  Are we all happy to spend some more time with these (mostly) delightful children and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mothers??  I know I am.  Let’s see what stunts are pulled this week, shall we? Previously on AUDC, Brianna shed tears over being picked on in school, the moms were heinous [...]


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What’s up, Gasmii?!?  Here we go with another episode of Arrow!  I for one hope that there is more excuses than ever for some shirtlessness.  Cross your fingers. Last week on Arrow, Oliver fought a bitch in a wig and crossed another name off his revenge list, Whaurel was rather extraneous, and back on the [...]


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Welcome back, Gasmii!  I’m glad you guys are enjoying the ridiculousness that is Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  So let’s get to it. Last week, Zack danced wonderfully, Kyleigh Jai didn’t listen to Oda Mae Brown and got her ass cut from the show, Asia undeservedly snuck by, and the Yvette is a crazy fucking bitch [...]


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Hey there, Gasmii!  Welcome back to The Hottie McShirtless Hour Arrow!  Previously on Arrow:  billionaire playboy Oliver McQueen returns a changed man from being shipwrecked for five years, he has a Lisa Frank journal with a kill list from his father, his best friend may or may not know there’s something going on with Ollie, [...]


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Hi, Gasmii!  We’re back with another episode of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, so let’s dive right in! Previously on AUDC: dance mothers continue to be horrible garbage creatures, Elizabeth pulled out a sob story to distract from her less than stellar performance, and Tessa got the chunky ALM boot for fucking up her tap routine. [...]


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Holler, gasmii!  It’s my pleasure to recap a new trashy program from the CW, Arrow.  ­My initial attraction to this show was two-fold.  The CW is notorious for making ridiculous shows that seem to beg for snarkcapping, and the guys in this cast are really bringing the hotness.  Only really being into X-Men growing up, [...]


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I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]


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Hey, Gasmii!  I’d like to welcome you all to the series premier of Prom Queens.  Here’s hoping for some delusional teenage assholes, tacky dresses, and plenty of running mascara.  I was lucky enough to have gone to a high school where being on prom court was based on personality and not campaigns or daddy’s money, [...]


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***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete her child army   Hey Gasmii!  I have the pleasure of stepping in for the lovely MrsMiaWallace this week, as she is off in Puerto Rico getting cornrows and hopping from hot tub to hot [...]