Author: Flipit

It’s one in the morning and I’m out having a fabulous time with wonderful, thin, rich friends and living the life. Noooooope. I’m searching YouTube for clips of Teresa Giudice Jew Dice Shjoo-de-shay JooDeeChay on The View!! Any moment of Teresa caught on camera attempting to string full English sentences together is hilarious, but add [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Brooks gets a beaver face, Tamra goes to gay pride, and Slade tries to earn a living. Enjoy! If you like it, share it!! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right [...]

Mark Malkoff watches over 250 movies on Netflix streaming in one month. Because he can.

The Loosest A-Hole Here Last night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey tipped their hat to the gays. Rosie came out of the closet to her niece and nephew, who fell out of their chairs in shock. Then Caroline and Teresa made their way to Chicago to attend Caro’s gay brother’s gay wedding in the [...]

Can’t stop staring at this screenshot from Duets. PLEASE caption it over on our facebook page so it can start making sense in my head. Winner will appear in the weekend caption article here at the gasm! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post [...]

Congrats to this week’s winners of our caption contest! We’ll start again tomorrow over on our facebook page. Thanks for playing!! OH! So that’s what you look like without the wig…-Valerie This summer everyone’s rockin the Navel Implant! Here we have Donatella Versace kindly lending Michael Kors her D cup from her ’08 surgery…- Annie [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

Another week, another hilarious round of reader captions. We’ll start again tomorrow over on our facebook page! Congrats, winners! ‎”Mr. Trump, I was looking over your PET scans and noticed a very suspicious mass on the top of your cranium. I don’t want to alarm you, but I highly recommend that you come in for [...]

Taking your pain (and inability to openly mock other human beings) away through dance

Gilbert is still a freak. A very funny freak.

UNWIGGED & UNPLUGGED: An Evening with Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer. The 30-city tour of the United States includes songs from This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind and more. This performance of “Stonehenge” includes rare, never-before-seen footage of little people.

The episode that started it all.   

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

  Real Housewives of New Jersey bruiser Caroline knows how to make her children feel loved. Well, her male children at least. To hear good ole mom tell it, her penisless offspring is a fat unlovable whiner who couldn’t get anyone other than her handsome-ish brother to take her to Junior Prom. Caroline Manzo has [...]

Drew Droege visits Watch What Crappens!

Donald Trump always has a lot to say, but what’s he saying in this pic? Caption it over on our facebook page! Best line will appear in the weekend Caption This! article here at the gasm.  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your [...]

Another week, another batch of great captions by you guys. Congrats to the winners!! We’ll start again tomorrow over on our facebook page!  If I were racist, do you think my housekeeper would’ve baked me all those chocolate pies when i got home? – Shima “Now Ricki, you must learn to inhibit your gag reflex [...]

Douchey McHaircut has many wives, a zillion children, and split ends that won’t quit. What the hell must this poor guy be thinking? Best caption from our facebook page will appear in the weekend Caption This Article here at the gasm.  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter or like [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

  What the hell is going on in this Dancing With the Stars pic? Winning caption from our facebook page  will appear in the Caption This article over the weekend! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If [...]

TVgasm LOVES bad parenting, because it leads to amazingly terrible personalities to fill future reality shows. Alexis Bellino’s brood will have every show on Bravo by 2035. Thanks, Alexis!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you [...]

I love writing TV Recaps mocking the shows I love to hate as well as the shows I love to love. Sometimes, though, I actually wish that I could get sucked into the tube and actually LIVE THIS SHIT, you know what I mean? I’ve taken up praying, Buddhism, heroin and simple deep breathing exercises [...]

Another week, another round of fighting on “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), and Ronnie Karam(TVgasm.com) take on the latest shenanigans in Jersey before moving on tofurther silliness on “The Real Housewives of Orange County.”  After that, it’s”Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding” and “Around the World in 80 Plates.” [...]

The new season of The Bachelorette started last night, and as sweet as she is, we’ll have plenty to say about Emily. How bout you? Winning caption from our facebook page will appear in this weekend’s Caption This article.  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can [...]

Written by and starring Jen Smedley

Happy Monday!! Colton Cumpie showed his face on last night’s Survivor Recap, and he was as charming as ever. I could say a lot of things, but I’ll leave the smart ass remarks to you over on our facebook page! Winning caption will appear in this weekend’s Caption This article here at the gasm!

The week in reader captions

PottyMouth and Flipit join forces for the season finale! Join in!

America’s Next Top Model has many head scratching screenshots, but this is one of my favorites. Give it a caption over on our facebook page! Winner will appear in the weekend Caption This article here at the gasm!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post [...]

Since the site has been going through menopause the past couple of weeks, Auditiongasm has been closed to the public. We normally post the recaps in the forums for a vote, but there are no forums yet!! We can’t let an entire audition process end without a final battle for your vote, though, so here [...]

Our first group of Finalists take the stage for your votes!!

I loves me some Real Housewives of Orange County!! Unfortunately, I can only stand to write ten weekly pages about one or two Housewives series a year, so on this one I leave the opuses up to the hilarious and lovely HoneyGangsta. I can’t help myself from making video mockery of the show from time [...]

Dance Moms Miami needs a tagline so they don’t get confused with the other Dance Moms, whose “You send your kid to Jabba, don’t be surprised when it’s eaten” tag is already solid. Caption this pic with your ideas over on our facebook page! Winner will appear in the weekend caption article here at the [...]

Looking at baby names from T&T all in one place is as scary as you thought it would be.

Alexis tries to remember words. Priceless.

What the hell is Lampinelli thinking in this pic?

A new episode is up and ready!

Inside Rosie’s head in today’s Caption This! contest at TVgasm!

Thanks for laughs all week in Caption This! We’ll be playing again this week over on our facebook page! Never compare hand size with a black president. – Paula Doctors discover miracle drug that instantly creates circus clowns!- Amy Thanks for the memories, I’m going to stab you in the back later.- Marisa To get [...]