Author: Flipit

Teresa’s dumber than you thought.

The end.

The Idol finale, racism, and pillows

Snoozin’ to the end

Everyone’s mean to poor Teresa

The end of times, and Idol too.

Joined B-Side and Matt Whitfield today along with a bottle of Skinny Girl.

A literal poo storm of a premiere.

What watching the RHONJ preview does to my brain.

Three boys, Chinese suicide, and Real World porn

I’ve had a few weeks off of B-Side’s Housewife podcast to go visit the family in Texas, work, and generally not discuss Housewives with anyone. It’s been PURE PAIN. But today I’m back! Finally! Manly men I can talk about my favorite sport with! Click below to watch! And it was really good meeting you, [...]

America is being introduced to a mysterious culture about which most of us know nothing.  Romanichal Gypsies apparently are a walking, talking paradox.  They somehow bring Utah together with Jersey, teaching the rest of America that Romanichal Gypsies are an odd mixture of Mormons and Jersey Shore guidos.  The girls dress like whores, but don’t [...]

Welcome to Douglasville, Georgia!  We are going to dive head-first into the train wreck that is My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding! Today we get to meet Priscilla.  She is 14 years old and lives in a secret Gypsy community with her mother, LouAnn, and her father, Pat Baby.  Please note that this is actually [...]

  My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Recap: Pink and Bling to bring on a Ring! Alrighty, Gorgers (Gypsy term for outsiders). I had never seen any of this Big Fat Gypsy Wedding mess before. And in fact, when Flipit first assigned this show to me as my “Final”, I didn’t even realize there were [...]

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on TLC! Or, as I call it: A show I have never seen or heard of before!  I can only expect Nia Vardalos and enough rhinestones to choke a unicorn as the only other show I know from this network is Toddlers and Tiaras. Man, what would I give to [...]

Long Island Medium Recap by Fighter Four I went to college in Boston. A series of increasingly bizarre occurrences took place in my off-campus apartment that led my two roommates and I to believe with about 72% certainty there was a ghost in our midst (we were drunk a lot, so there’s a 28% chance [...]

Long Island Medium: “Uneasy” or “She’s not well-done, she’s just medium” by Fighter Three The description of this episode said, “Theresa gets blind-sided.” Where’s Sandra Bullock when you need her? Instead of a large, talented, black, football player, we have to follow the life of a middle-aged Snooki look alike who stalks people to ask [...]

Long Island Medium – Episode 13 “Uneasy”  by Fighter Two  We open with Oda Mae Brown, I mean, Medium Theresa Caputo taking her daughter, Victoria, to Optix Eye Care.  Theresa says “I don’t know what we are doing here?”   It’s an eyeglass shop … so, maybe you are there to get glasses?  Furthermore, aren’t [...]

Long Island Medium: Skeptics and Koi Fish Dipped in Jell-O By: Fighter One OK, so “Long Island Medium.” Seriously, how many of these shows based on regional stereotypes are we going to have to endure before we all join hands across America in protest? North Jersey/New York City is the biggest offender. TV execs take [...]

The three hour epic began innocently enough. The guys welcomed their new members and congratulated them on getting such high respect from the Donald.   Yes, LaToya and her giant saline sacks were back for another go round, but this time she got to play with the boys. Frump mixed it up even more last [...]

An all boy gasm!

Drunkenness and toys

Four of us take on episode 8

Pasty crackers get another chance to screech and wink and twitch.

Waiting tables: the most competitive sport in Hollywood

Recovered footage from the Top Chef Reunion podcast

A RHONYC mini

Ugly girls beat each other.

A mini cap of NeNe’s a-holery

A mini cap of last night’s RHOC

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Chatting all things Housewives

A mess of a reunion and a really good time

The final round begins!

Episode six of Podgasm

Joining B to rag on Larsa

Larsa’s a horrible person. The End.

Chip N’ Dale, The OC, and Pushing Daisies recap battle! VOTE

J-Mo, Nads and Flipit talk gossip, Housewives, Top Chef, and a little Idol.