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Nads is off setting up her spanking new, shiny computer so I am left here at Newsgasm. You know what that means, right? No, I’m not gonna make fun of People Magazine. There are actually shallower waters to tread today, if that’s even possible. IT IS! Spencer Pratt has been on a Twitter rampage lately, [...]

Tonight’s all about inspiration cuz of starving kids in Africa or something. Hopefully after she watches this back on TV, Alicia Keys will be inspired to cut herself some bangs.

Tonight on Project Runway, it’s the Mila/Jaysian smackdown! Who will color block? Who will cry and wear giant scarves? Who will date a gay guy? And what the hell is going on with Tim Gunn’s balls? The word is “the”. Go!

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy white lady. I know you’re hungry. We are too.

Tonight on American Idol, Tink is a sloppy drunk, Katie tells off Skara, and Adam Hambert singlehandedly keeps the cosmetics industry afloat. If the AI prize was a Mary Kay convertible I might have tried harder to win.

Tonight on Project Runway, Emilioth was gross, Mila was angry, and we were robbed of one of the best “Meet My Mom” sequences in PR history. Oh yeah. And Cynthia Rowley stopped by to show off her new permanently surprised look.

Tonight on American Idol Results, Skara gets an add on, Michael Jackson is ripped off, and Rihanna fires someone. So You Think You Can Tippy Toe

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko.

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She never died. She’s here though.

Tonight on American Idol, Webster dances like a girl, Diddy brings aerobics back, and the Clash of the Titans pours some cheese all over the stage. We have a winna!

Tonight on American Idol, white people use Soul as a rest stop.

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone.

Tonight on American Idol, a Jonas, a Montana, and a Demi walk into a bar… Do that headbanging thing you do against this pan, k?

Tonight on American Idol, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Rat Hack

The recap for America’s Best Dance Crew will be up soon. In the meantime, enjoy the take from our friends over at DanceDish!

Can’t get enough of America’s Best Dance Crew? Check out another video from our obsessive friends over at DanceDish.

The news on American Idol was pretty shocking this week. Shocking because I can’t believe any of us actually cared! BUT WE DID DAMMIT! There’s lots of angry tears and a distraught homeless woman waiting for us, so let’s jump in! Does anyone have a map? Cuz my ass is lost.

Tonight on Project Runway, all of Earth’s elements are polluted. So recycle, or something. Some of these designs are so bad they’ll put hair on your chest.

Tonight, American Idol proves….well nothing. It proves nothing. But the women were better. There. You feeling sad yet? Wanna feel sadder? Keep reading. The only difference between you and me is MY TEARS ARE REAL! And you’re thinner. And prettier. And more barren. And richer. But we’re just as balding! Why do I feel the [...]

Tonight, the girls who suck consistently are awesome and the awesome girls suck. Way to change it up, Idol! Well, at least someone’s consistent.

While y’all wait for your America’s Best Dance Crew recap, we thought we’d share a couple of videos with you from our good friends over at DanceDish. Enjoy!

Wow. Tonight’s American Idol results is full of greatness. If this is what a subpar season looks like then I’m ALL IN. I don’t really have anything to say about this, but yay for kinda pretty people!

Tonight on Project Runway, PeeWee Herman comes up with a new character, Emilioth pronounces a bunch of stuff wrong, and a giant bites off Jaysian’s head.

Tonight on American Idol, Skara says things that I knida agree with two times, most of the girls blow chunks, and OrganiJoplin lives!! It’s nights like this you wonder how this girl didn’t get on the show.

Tonight on American Idol, there is a lot of sitting on stools. The favorites fall hard, and the weaker contestants rise to the top. And lots of guys do pushups. Yes, Skara. WE CAN HEAR YOU.

Tonight, America makes some harebrained decisions and Kris comes back to remind us that he wasn’t second place on American Idol. This….is American Idol Results!!!!! Not lookin’ good for Aloha.

Oh, Chikezie. What have you gotten yourself into? He was arrested yesterday for identity theft. He was trying to buy cologne under someone else’s name at Neiman’s. Now he’s in jail and he most likely still stinks. Dumbass. I am waiting for confirmation on this, but the name on the fake card is said to [...]

Oh, Chikezie. What have you gotten yourself into? He was arrested yesterday for identity theft. He was trying to buy cologne under someone else’s name at Neiman’s. Now he’s in jail and he most likely still stinks. Dumbass. I am waiting for confirmation on this, but the name on the fake card is said to [...]

The View ladies sat down with Octomom on the 23rd. Have you guys watched? Sherri calls her out on laughing like a maniac and Whoopie gives her the “Glenn Beck told lies about me” look the whole time. Octo talks about how she’s dating again and writing a book. She can’t promise not to have [...]

This has nothing to do with TV, but I felt it was important to tell you guys that a drug addicted alcoholic chimp was sent to rehab. This should have happened sooner so we could have seen how he would interact with Tom Sizemore on VH1. Update: the chimp was surprised to wake up and [...]

Nads needed a vaca, so I’m all yours today. You know what that means!! Let’s go to People.com and make fun of moronic celebrity adventures!!

The search for Andrew Koenig is over, and the news isn’t good. He was found in a park in Vancouver by a search team made up of family and close friends. He committed suicide. Koenig came to fame as a kid playing Boner in Growing Pains, but as an adult spent his time performing in [...]

“A man lost an arm and went to a MACK truck garage to get it fixed. He died.” – an enlightened person Kirstie Alley: Diet Guru? LOL. The thing that’s most special about Kirstie is that SHE’S NOT KIDDING. All week she’s been tweeting (yes, I follow her on Twitter you guys. Cuz life’s too [...]

Nads is out of town and actually left her computer at home to take a “real vacation”. WTH?!?!? I didn’t know that was even allowed around this place! I’m outta here! CYA! She sent me a text from her bbery about tonight’s show, so I’m just here posting for her. She was so mad at [...]

The producers are dead set on a girl winning this season of American Idol, so each one of them has to be physically fit and at least semi cute. The guys are set up to lose, so they can be as fug as they need to be. Thankfully for us, this means we’ll at least [...]

Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!! Time to make the donuts.

Tonight on Project Runway, Nina eats babies, designers act like little girls about working with little girls, and we witness the return of an old friend!

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway. Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame is being sued for fraud. Fat people have taken her pills and are still fat. Uh, I’ve paid for Weight Watchers Online since it began and I’m fatter than ever. [...]