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This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway. Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

So wait. There’s NOT a pill that will make you thinner without any effort on your part?? THAT’S CARAAAZY! Jillian Michaels of Biggest loser fame is being sued for fraud. Fat people have taken her pills and are still fat. Uh, I’ve paid for Weight Watchers Online since it began and I’m fatter than ever. [...]

Nads needed a little time off today, which means I get to go to People Magazine and make fun of their articles. All I have to do is look at the front page once to stay happy for the whole day! Cuz you realized college might have been a good option after all?

Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations. Most creative, well thought out design of the episode.

This week on Toddlers and Tiaras, judge rigging! Giant hair on tiny bodies!! The most adorable serial killer ever born! I lost a toof bitin’ out some guy’s juguhler.

Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.

It’s the Christmas season, and you will be going to countless movies in order to avoid talking to the family you’re visiting. BUT WHICH ONES? It’s important that you be well informed before making these decisions. Sure, we haven’t seen these movies yet, but we’ve seen the trailers, and that’s enough. Join us!

***Just because it’s the beginning of Fall doesn’t mean that it’s time for the crappiest movie releases of the year! Wait. Yes it does. To celebrate the oncoming glut of trash, please welcome back Mike Betette with another installment of Trailer Trash! by Mike Betette

***Don’t know what upcoming flicks are gonna be good and which ones will suck ass? We don’t either. But we have a great time trying to guess. Please welcome home Mike Betette with another round of Trailer Trashin’.

Let’s take out some more Trailer Trash after the jump!

Spring is here! Let’s check out some upcoming releases. April is gonna be one sexy month.

All right Watchmen fans. First off, relax!! I know absolutely nothing about Watchmen. Nothing. The only reason I even know it was based on a graphic novel is from the trailer. I even have to keep looking up to see if it’s Watchmen or Watchman; and I still always write “The” in front of it [...]

***Please welcome our newest writer, 4theluvofHam, with reviews of some coming attractions! by 4theluvofHam Reviewing movies takes a lot of work. Seeing movies takes even more work! All I need to know about a movie is in the trailer. And all you need to know about that trailer is right here.

You’ve chosen well so far, friends. Here are your three finalists. We chose a new little gem of a show on VH1 called Let’s Talk About Pep as the final shootout. Please read, vote and comment! The winner with the highest points wins! Good luck and thanks to all this year who played!! Shooter One: [...]

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS. Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!

This is a continuation of the first part of the Golden Globes, which you can find here. Mona: Stop fingering the award! This isn’t The Lovely Bones!

Welcome to the booziest awards show of the year! Well, except the Grammy’s, but we’ll get to that later this month. I invited my good friends Monamonzano and Amanda over and we downed a few bottles of wine and some Little Caesar’s (of course) while pointing at the TV and laughing really hard. This isn’t [...]

Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate tan! Come on in! Alright, Kors, now you’re overdoing it.

Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she was nominated for an Oscar.

Before you even say anything, yes. We are very behind the times. I am sure that shocks you. Just writing to invite you guys to join us on facebook or twitter to keep up outside the site. One of the great things about writing at TVgasm is the conversations we have with you. So why [...]

It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased as punch to be back here. This season of Project Runway doesn’t have a title, so I’m going to give it one to make me feel better about last time: “Season 7: Oops, Our Bad [...]

We received your submissions, and now here are the best of what we got! Check out the recaps by following the links and make sure you vote and comment. You are only voting on the WRITING, not the shows being recapped. We’ll worry about that part later!! The writers weren’t given much of a choice [...]

This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to lay, BiGuy makes out with boys and girls, and Blondie makes out with a pantry full of food. God Bless America. Inside voice.

On this year’s Tournament of Roses Parade, Hannah Storm behaves inappropriately with a puppy and scares children. Mommy that puppy’s crying!

It’s a brand spankin new year, which means it’s time to fill the gasm stables with some fresh blood! If you think you’ve got what it takes to rag on TV shows, enter our RECAP SMACKDOWN!! You will be assigned a random show to write up and go head to head with some fierce competitors [...]

Here we are at the end of Styl’d’s season, and it’s entire run. Can you believe it? Me neither. It’s cheesy, nonsensical, and unintentionally hilarious. I thought that would mean a hit, but apparently young idiots with dreams of being cheezy LA trash don’t make shows that people wanna watch. Scratch that. Poor young idiots [...]

It’s the time of year where we celebrate the best and worst of the TV season. Sit back, relax, and join us on our trip down memory lane, won’t you? HOW CAN WE CHOOOOSE?

This week on Styl’d, Cody’s a shit face, Janna’s a cry face, Brett’s dirty, Eric’s an evil queen, Gary squeals a lot (with good reason), and Julie has….wait for it…a HEART!!! I know, right?

This week on Styl’d, Jen almost beats the shit out of Tara. I said almost. As in, almost Emmy worthy. Come on, Styl’d!! MAKE AN EFFORT!! When Male Pattern Baldness Attacks

Tonight on Styl’d, Nicole Richie designs male pattern baldness headpieces in honor of our head judge. Awwww! Jen should sue for copyright infringement.

Tonight on Styl’d, Nicole Richie designs male pattern baldness headpieces in honor of our head judge. Awwww!

Can you believe this season’s ending?!?! It seems like it’s only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with a big glitter graphic spelling out ONE. LAST. CHANCE. And then they put this pic up. OK that’s just rude, you guys.

This week on Styl’d, Gary gets some dream advice:

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis’ nostrils get star treatment.

Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.

America, we’ve come to a very confusing place when I can’t tell which of these two is gay. One squeals like a pig in pretty much every sentence, and one looks like Clay Aiken and squeals like a smaller pig every sentence. Where have all the cowboys gone? Who cares? I’m all for more gayness [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look younger. Just scarier. STOP IT, AMERICA!

This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat. I hope you die. You too. Copycat. You are.

Tonight on Styl’d, we don’t get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie’s personal belongings. Styl’d, I’m very very dis’pntd in you.