Author: Flipit

Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having the designers recreate it. Uh…thanks? And closing my mouth while I eat.

We open this fine Flipping Out Reunion with a clip of Jeff explaining his “number two rollover minutes” employee plan. You’re either disgusted and looking for another website to go to right now or you’re like me: totally fascinated about the details of this plan. Let’s do this. Hottest murderess of the season.

This week, a show called Styl’d was on. It’s about people who dream about being stylists, did you honestly expect it to be spelled right? Do you see what I have to deal with/ First,male pattern baldness and now this!

Movies can leave us feeling a little bit lost at the end. Did Julia Roberts and Richard Gere really stay together after the end of Pretty Woman? And did either of their children grow up to be whores? Thankfully, we’ve got Moviegasm to help us get a little closure. by Mike Betette

Naomi Campbell is being sued for withholding millions of dollars from a marketing company that helped her sell her perfumes. The statement from the lawsuit: Naomi “has made millions of dollars from the sale of fragrances and cosmetics products conceptualized, created, developed and marketed with the assistance of” Moodform Mission. Naomi, of course, denies the [...]

Ole Class act himself, Rich Hatch, went on the Today show today and complained that he’s a victim of a witch hunt. Well, those hunters are doing a great job, cuz they keep catching your naked ass! Hatch is pissed that the police showed up at his sister’s apartment and dragged him away wearing his [...]

After his awkward and hilarious bit with Steve Carell at last year’s Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais has been asked to host this year! It will be the first time the awards show has had a host since 1995. The producers figured that the amount of celebrity presenters eliminated the need for a host, but when [...]

Have you ever dreamed of using a lint brush on Nicole Richie? Or making sure Jessica Simpson’s granny panties aren’t showing through her eight hundred dollar jeans? Or spray painting Lindsay Lohan’s face with moisturizer so she doesn’t look like she’s in her sixties? No? Me neither. Point is, some people do dream of taking [...]

Washington Post – According to Lisa de Moraes over at the WPost, Jeff Gaspin, NBC Universal Television Entertainment Chairman, “stunned the Hollywood community” last Thursday by announcing that they’ve changed their minds about that whole “programming to profit margins” strategy they’ve been failing at pursuing the past few years. In other words, they’re gonna stop [...]

Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse is a little bit confusing. It brings the age old question interesting TV often does to mind: “Is this awesome or does this suck?” It depends on what week you catch it. The show had a pretty strong start creatively, but when you’re basically writing about very skilled whores, how far can [...]

TVNewser – On Friday night’s Nightline, things got ugly in a report on Scientology. So ugly that the interviewee got up and walked off the set. The confrontation begins at the 3:40 mark in the video below, when Martin Bashir dares to ask Scientology Spokesman Tommy Davis about his (alleged) belief that Xenu imprisoned demon [...]

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has finally been dropped from her label, Casablanca records. I say “finally” because apparently she’s been recording her latest album for a year and a half. I thought coke was supposed to make you more energetic. Liza recorded enough tape to line the streets of Manhattan when she [...]

Madonna arrived in Malawi yesterday afternoon for a groundbreaking ceremony honoring her new school for girls, tentatively named “Oprah Can Suck It Academy”. I disapprove!! Objection!! Why should Opes be the only celebrity making African girls smarter? Because Oprah (most likely) looks at those kids and sees opportunities in them for growth, enlightenment, and success [...]

This week on Dancing With the Stars Results: Nora Jones pulls a Flash Forward and America revolts against skinny blondes. They should have made her sing “Thriller”.

This week on Project Runway, the judges smoke a bong, Cranyons are handed a new color for free, and… …Milla is forced to watch her own movies.

This week on the season finale of Flipping Out, we learn a little too much about alternative childbirth. We kept you next to the fat free fudge pops and Lean Cuisines for too long. Let’s get you some chardonnay.

The submission recaps are in!! Read them, vote and comment to lead your newest Gossip Girl recapper to VICTORY!!! Thanks to everyone who entered! Recap 1 Recap 2 Recap 3 Recap 4

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one!

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one!

Tonight on Project Runway, one witch is out and another returns. I’ll give you a hint, this is the one that doesn’t get aufed.

Tonight on Flipping Out, it’s a good thing homeless people don’t have TV cuz it gets ugly real fast. Whoopi get going! You’re gonna be late to work!

RadarOnline – Word on the street, well the internet street, is that Jon and Kate are about to be dunzies. I’ll wait for you to stop jumping up and down praising the Lord. Done? K. Jon has revoked his permission to film the kids and without it, TLC is screwed. See, they were planning on [...]

AP – One minute Billy Mays died cuz he was a raging cokehead, the next he was clean and sober. Confused? The AP just released news that Mays’ family didn’t like the whole “cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed him” story the Hillsborough County medical examiner’s office released after his death [...]

People Magazine – Nads is sick today, which means I get to go to some of my favorite magazine sites and learn about what’s going on in the world outside my apartment. I would not wish illness on anyone, but today Nads’ has opened my brain to knowledge I wouldn’t have had otherwise. For example, [...]

People Magazine – Nads is sick today, which means I get to go to some of my favorite magazine sites and learn about what’s going on in the world outside my apartment. I would not wish illness on anyone, but today Nads’ has opened my brain to knowledge I wouldn’t have had otherwise. For example, [...]

Life and Style sends us some of the best emails. With the recession, two wars, and general shitty mood this country finds itself in, it’s always nice to know that Justin Timberlake ordered a Frappucino on the West side or Jessica Simpson got a pimple on the side of her nose from touching it too [...]

Desperately seeking Gossip Girl recaps! Jump for details. Don’t feel bad, sugar. We’re looking for someone to properly make fun of you as we speak.

This week on Project Runway, we celebrate Oktoberfest and Elvis waaaaaahs for forty minutes. Good times. It’s so haaaard!

This week on Heroes, I pray for Hiro to jump off a building. Start with season 2 and work your way forward, buddy. We’ll wait.

This week on Project Runway, blue is the new fug. Nothing personal.

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Joss Stone is an equal opportunity employer! And…the Flying Midget makes a deal with the Midget Devil.

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, the tanning machine in George Hamilton’s guest room is plugged back in and Kathy Ireland re-signs her deal with the devil. Come on in. Couldn’t be more painful than Kelsey’s new show.

This week on Project Runway, illegal alien human hybrids across Earth bowed their heads in shame and we found out what gives Gunn boners. My pants just got tighter in the crotch area.

You have chosen your two finalists for a final smackdown and the Kardashian girls are just too ridiculous to ignore. Read, vote, and comment for your newest TVgasm recapper, and thanks to everyone who entered this season! Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami Recap 1 Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami Recap 2

This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful. If an adjective’s under four syllables, he’s not using it tonight.

by Nick the Intern Big Brother 11 is over and put to bed, and I for one am depressed. To make me feel better, or at least stop moping around and muttering “but first” at completely inappropriate times, Nick the Intern made this for me. Love you Nick. Please don’t ever go on hiatus.

Tonight is the night! WHO WILL WIN?? The twit, the flit, or the shit? Find out, on this special two hour tag team recap of Big Brother 11! Give you a hint. This guy? Loses.

Whenever Nads needs a little time off, I smile because it means I have an excuse to go to People Magazine’s site and waste hours of my life digging for very important stories. BREAKING NEWS! Heidi Montag is 23 now! And she got a puppy for her birthday! It was much cheaper than the two [...]