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This week on Top Chef, an old lady wets herself, Hosea reinvents butter, and that weird kid from Jerry Maguire grows up and names a restaurant after a can of oil. Did you know that the sky is blue cuz it reflects the sea?

And now some more Moviegasm with The Ironist! by TheIronist After watching Slumdog Millionaire, I can say with absolute certainty that I am glad I do not live in a country like India. I am glad I do not live in a country where the police force is overweight and corrupt, a country where individuals [...]

This week on Top Chef, Ripert is back and he’s hornier than ever. Beaten cross eyed.

OMG. I was just searching YouTube for a random clip to make fun of someone on Top Chef and came across this f ing BEAUTIFUL clip of Michael Cera losing it on the set of his new movie, Youth in Revolt. It ‘s a spoof of Patrick Bateman’s recent tirade, but I am an idiot [...]

OMG. I was just searching YouTube for a random clip to make fun of someone on Top Chef and came across this f ing BEAUTIFUL clip of Michael Cera losing it on the set of his new movie, Youth in Revolt. It could be a spoof of Patrick Bateman’s recent tirade, but it seems legit [...]

It’s the biggest season yet!! They’ve auditioned over 100,000 loozas! Will they find at least one that doesn’t suck bawls? Well, we’ll sure have fun while they try. THIS! Is American Idol!! Welcome to Hollywood! WHY AM I SINGLE?!?! WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny. If there was a cork big enough, I would stick it in there right now.

This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny. If there was a cork big enough, I would stick it in there right now.

Ladies and Gentlegasmii, welcome to Season 5 of Hell’s Kitchen!! Grab your tongs, put on those aprons, and get ready for a mother-plucking funfest of cooking, crying, and (my personal favorite) CURSING! Wooo!

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Just a late night show. This clip killed me. Check it out! LAPD: Pregnant Detectives – watch more funny videos

We had some good times chatting with you guys during tonight’s podcast. Thanks! Click the player above to listen and find out how to chat with us next week after the jump!

We were nominated for a Best Entertainment Blog Bloggie!! SAWEEEEET! Thanks to everyone who nominated us and congrats to all of the writers! NOW GO VOTE!! We have some fierce competition, fo sho. Thanks for being with us, gasmii! LOVE

I have read snippets about Donny Osmond appearing on Dancing With the Stars all week long. Do I care? I seriously don’t, but I CAN’T GET AWAY FROM IT! Then he tells Bonnie Hunt “I am seriously considering doing it, let’s put it that way. I guess I just let the cat out of the [...]

by Twunty McSlore Ladies and gentleman, start your engines, RuPaul’s Drag Race is here! Next week, a fabulous new show that combines the glamour of America’s Next Top Model, the talent of American Idol, and the design acumen of Project Runway will debut on the Logo Channel. RuPaul, along with his production staff at World [...]

***Please welcome our newest Moviegasm (I know, it’s been awhile, eh?) contributor, The Ironist! Get off my lawn!

I have this friend named Amanda. Amanda has a dream. Her dream is to be on Bones. She even has a dance to the theme song, so when the contest to win a guest starring role on the show came up, she knew it was destiny. Check out her audition tape and give her a [...]

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This week on Top Chef, it’s Restaurant Wars, babay! Ahhhhhhh!

Greybishop and I just finished this week’s Lost Podcast. We’ll be back next Thursday at 7 Eastern Time! Ask your questions in the TVgasm chat room or get instructions on how to call in after the jump!

Tonight on the hundredth episode of Desperate Housewives, we get lots of closeups of wigs n’ weaves and Beau Bridges wears a lot of plaid. Just stopped by to ask you to vote no on spreading the wealth around.

Did everyone check out lost last night? WTF? I honestly have no idea, which is why Greybishop will be coming by every week to explain stuff to me. We are starting our first ever TVgasm radio show tonight at 7pm Eastern Time. To listen, just show up at the site and you will see the [...]

ONE DAY TIL LOST!!! Animosity Pierre sent this over and I got a kick out of it. Check it out, and don’t forget to check out Lost tomorrow night on ABC!!

by ChickBomb DeShawn’s out. The other four are still in. Here’s the interview with DeShawn Snow of the DeShawn Snow Foundation For Future Gold-Digging Athletes’ Wives, courtesy of Essence magazine – I know, when did I start reading Essence? But it’s my source for Housewives gossip. DeShawn says she was dropped cause she was too [...]

Happy MLK day! And happy Lost week! Our fave is coming back for another season and we’ve got a pretty full schedule here for you. First off, we will have the funniest Lost recap writer on the net coming to the gasm this season. ACK!!!! Can you believe it? For those of you who haven’t [...]

So it’s about 1:45 AM and I am visiting the family in Texas. I just settled down to watch Desperate Housewives (yes I love it so please just get off my ass) and couldn’t concentrate. So I started tinkering around with the TVgasm buttons and I think that an angel came down and touched my [...]

This week on Top Chef, Jersey gets its color back. Snapped.

by Hypnotoad The City this week: Whitney goes out to lunch with some non-gay dude from DVF, which causes Jay to reach a milestone or benchmark or whatever in their relationship; Erin says bye to Duncan; and Olivia pouts. Straight guys? Boring.

By Hypnotoad This week on Desperate Housewives, Edie and Susan get locked in a basement, Lynette finds out where Porter’s hiding, Gabby deals with the girls on her own, Bree butts heads with her gay-son-in-law, and Mike and Katherine get closer. And this all sounds WAY more interesting than it actually is. Oh yeah, and [...]

So the recaps page is still wonky, but the main page, tvgasm.com, is up and running again with links to all of the new recaps! Thanks for your patience, guys! We love you!

Holler ballers. We are in the process of switching over to newer (better?) software that will make your gasms smoother and quicker. As our innards are being tinkered with today, you might notice some bizarre happenings like counters being off and stuff, but we will be back to normal very soon. Happy American Idol Day! [...]

Holler ballers. We are in the process of switching over to newer (better?) software that will make your gasms smoother and quicker. As our innards are being tinkered with today, you might notice some bizarre happenings like counters being off and stuff, but we will be back to normal very soon. Happy American Idol Day! [...]

so we have some new software going and i wanted to see how it worked, k?

This season’s Auditiongasm was intense. The level of talent was higher than it has ever been. You did a great job choosing your winner, gasmii! Please give a warm round of applause to FLO!!!! Pre red beehive and friendship with Alice. Flo will be debuting on Jan 18 with Big Love! Congrats, lady! And thank [...]

Previously on Top Chef, the Christmas spirit overtook Daddy Tom and he served up some sugar after basically calling everyone a bunch of low level line cook hacks. Just when they thought all was lost….”YOU’RE ALL STAYING! MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Then the chefs erupted into a huge, joyous party and hugged and thanked baby Jesus for [...]

Previously on Top Chef, the Christmas spirit overtook Daddy Tom and he served up some sugar after basically calling everyone a bunch of low level line cook hacks. Just when they thought all was lost….”YOU’RE ALL STAYING! MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Then the chefs erupted into a huge, joyous party and hugged and thanked baby Jesus for [...]

One of our favorite traditions here at TVgasm is predicting the future. Click here to find out what we got right so far this season, and find out our guesses and add your own for the winter season after the jump!