Author: Flipit

In more “the real world is going to shit so let’s pretend nothing’s wrong” news, People Magazine has an article about Dancing With the Stars host Useless Samantha’s goal contestant for the next season. Ned Beatty? No. The girl who drank the Drano in Heathers? No. Even more realistic. Hugh Jackman! Uh…Samantha? I don’t know [...]

Well, readers, we had some of the fiercest competition yet in this season’s Auditiongasm and you did a great job of narrowing down the finalists. Keep up the good work!! We did our best to come up with an even better show to recap this time. Sure children’s Christmas specials are difficult, but you know [...]

So I’m sure if you’ve been perusing these here internets for the past couple of days you’ve seen the clip of Kathy Griffin shouting down a heckler while she was hosting the CNN New Year’s Bash with Anderson Cooper. If you missed it, she used a classic line from Mr. Show. “Hey I’m working! I [...]

According to TMZ, Kelly Rutherford Van der Woodsen is getting divorced from her hubby. And she’s pregnant. Ok, so yes the timing should have been better on that one but WHO CARES?!? I JUST FOUND OUT THE NAME OF HER FIRST SON. Hermés Gustaf Daniel Giersch. Hermés?!? REALLY? I call child abuse! Sure, little Hermés [...]

So wow. George Clooney and Paris Hilton, huh? George is probably sick of having to by his beards houses and shit when he dumps them. Just get a rich one! Well done, George. Well done. Just more proof that gay dudes love Paris! And why wouldn’t we? Last week when the press jumped all over [...]

Just in case you didn’t get enough the first thirty thousand times they were on your TV, please welcome Donnie and Marie for yet another chance!

Here is your next auditiongasm group! It’s just not Christmas until you’ve dragged some kids shows across the coals. There are many more than the last group, so know that you are not necessarily picking only one. The highest average scores from both groups will move on! Please read and vote! xo Muppet Christmas 1 [...]

Welcome to the Christmas Edition of Auditiongasm!! We found two excellent writers to battle it out for you. Winner moves on to the next round, where he or she will battle it out to become your newest recapper and win a hundred thousand dollars (that part’s still pending)! You’re special Snoopy. Just like everyone else. [...]

This week on Top Chef, as a special Christmas gift we learn once and for all that Fabio’s hung like a shoe. These two put Team Rainbow to shame.

This week on Heroes, a lot of people die, a lot of movie plots are ripped off and Ando is inexplicably given more to do. If you gotta go, go with freshly applied gloss.

by Chickbomb I was having a bad day. I’m stuck in New York when I want to be in LA. The sandwich shop next door ran out of bread. I might be coming down with a cold. And then magically, my day turns to gold….The Real Housewives of Atlanta have been renewed for Season Two! [...]

by Chickbomb I’m just a chock full of news today! That’s what happens when you’re held captive by your job with nothing better to do…but I just heard that major drama went down at the Charm School Reunion taping the other night. Basically, don’t f with Sharon Osbourne.

This week on Top Chef, Scar smokes a bowl and gets so hungry that she bites off Gail’s cheek right before her wedding.

This week, Heroes doesn’t suck so much! One day I’m gonna be an adult and not screw everything up. NOT!

Wow. I can’t believe it’s already time for our midseason Auditiongasm, but here we is. To enter to be the next TVgasm STAH shoot me some email by this weekend at Flipit75@gmail.com with AUDITIONGASM as your subject. I will assign you a random show and you will battle it out against other competitors in a [...]

This week on Top Chef, Rocco DiSpirito shows up. Thankfully, he’s not in sequins. She just had a taste of Rocco’s frozen food.

This week on the 96th episode of Desperate Housewives, Lynette gives Anne the boot, Katherine reveals her secret to Susan, Bree overdoses on the Tylenol PM, Carlos may get his sight back, and Dave does a bad, bad thing. That’s what you get for having that picture in your house in the first place.

This week on Heroes, Claire’s Pirate Mom hijacks a Yemeni cargo ship. ARGH!

This week on Heroes, Claire’s Pirate Mom hijacks a Yemeni cargo ship. ARGH!

The sailor outfit totally makes this pic work. We had a technical problem here at TVgasm this weekend that ate Krank’s recap. I have the results show all ready to go, and since it’s pretty dead on the site today I figured I would throw it up here for ya. We will update with the [...]

This week on a very special Thanksgiving Top Chef, Ariane doesn’t cry, Prettyish Boy gets ugly, and Jamie starts to reveal her inner c word. Damn. I was hoping for Huey Lewis and the News.

I got a chance to sit down with Danielle after she got eliminated and she was great! Check out the interview after the jump. Flipit please stop calling me.

This week on Heroes, HRG goes all Mr. Miyagi on Claire, we learn that at ten years old, Hiro was officially retarded, and Sylar gets some ass. Hi there I’m calling to trade my one facial expression in for something, I dunno, hawter.

Hey !! Just wanted to let you guys know that TVgasm is now up on Twitter, so to follow along with our random thinking, come along and join us!

This week on Top Chef, Ariane’s a weenie. No, we don’t deserve you. Please shut your pie hole, lady.

This week on Heroes,

This week on Heroes, HRG goes all Mr. Miyagi on Claire, we learn that at ten years old, Hiro was officially retarded, and Sylar gets some ass.

For my first interview of the Stylista season, I got to talk to William, who was one of the two contestants voted off last week. I was kinda hoping he’d be a nasty horrible bitch, but he was very very sweet and good natured. Damn! Join us after the jump!

This week on Heroes, we find out that Meredith was the most boring character even a year before all this started, Sylar used to read a lot of books and liked musicals, and that Mama Petrelli was, for a short time, a strong black woman. Dontchoo make me whoop yo ass, boy!

This week, Top Chef is baaaaaack! Finally, lesbian prisoners are given a shot!

So, last night I’m enjoying a pleasant meal out with the family, when the talk turns to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. “There’s drama,” my Mom mentions casually. “There’s drama? There’s drama? What do you mean? With who? What happened? Why don’t I know about this?” I demand. What can I say, I’m excitable. And [...]

Tonight in America, history was made as Obama took the prize handily. He was so happy that he finally gave in and promised his daughters a new White House puppy. Michelle’s gonna kick his ass for that one, cuz you know he’s not gonna be cleaning up after that dog. Congrats, Obie! And congrats, Cindy [...]

If you’re like me, you don’t bother recording SNL any more. What’s the point? I usually just sit there with a frozen Milky Way in one hand and the remote firmly in the other. Do you know how hard it is to concentrate on a Milky Way when you’re holding your finger down on the [...]

I don’t think it’s so crazy that people are excited about a thirty minute infomercial. I am still obsessed with the knife that cuts through Diet Coke cans, and that thing came out a decade or so ago. My biggest question is, will Obie’s ad tonight be as lame as the SNL segment parodying it? [...]

Palin showed up on SNL last night. They didn’t give her much to do, but she proved that she can smile and be likable even while being smacked around on national TV. At one point, she asked Lorne Michaels why they couldn’t do the sketch she wrote. LOL. PLEASE. DO THE SKETCH SHE WROTE! Ok, [...]

This week on Project Runway, a girl wins! YAY! Someone please water Kenley before she dies.

Hey guys! Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style continues tomorrow night, Thursday the 16th. To celebrate season 2, we are giving away Tim Gunn bobblehead dolls!! Want one? Complete the five question quiz and check out the previews after the jump!! Don’t bore Nina.