Author: Flipit

This week on Heroes, we find out that Meredith was the most boring character even a year before all this started, Sylar used to read a lot of books and liked musicals, and that Mama Petrelli was, for a short time, a strong black woman. Dontchoo make me whoop yo ass, boy!

This week, Top Chef is baaaaaack! Finally, lesbian prisoners are given a shot!

So, last night I’m enjoying a pleasant meal out with the family, when the talk turns to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. “There’s drama,” my Mom mentions casually. “There’s drama? There’s drama? What do you mean? With who? What happened? Why don’t I know about this?” I demand. What can I say, I’m excitable. And [...]

Tonight in America, history was made as Obama took the prize handily. He was so happy that he finally gave in and promised his daughters a new White House puppy. Michelle’s gonna kick his ass for that one, cuz you know he’s not gonna be cleaning up after that dog. Congrats, Obie! And congrats, Cindy [...]

If you’re like me, you don’t bother recording SNL any more. What’s the point? I usually just sit there with a frozen Milky Way in one hand and the remote firmly in the other. Do you know how hard it is to concentrate on a Milky Way when you’re holding your finger down on the [...]

I don’t think it’s so crazy that people are excited about a thirty minute infomercial. I am still obsessed with the knife that cuts through Diet Coke cans, and that thing came out a decade or so ago. My biggest question is, will Obie’s ad tonight be as lame as the SNL segment parodying it? [...]

Palin showed up on SNL last night. They didn’t give her much to do, but she proved that she can smile and be likable even while being smacked around on national TV. At one point, she asked Lorne Michaels why they couldn’t do the sketch she wrote. LOL. PLEASE. DO THE SKETCH SHE WROTE! Ok, [...]

This week on Project Runway, a girl wins! YAY! Someone please water Kenley before she dies.

Hey guys! Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style continues tomorrow night, Thursday the 16th. To celebrate season 2, we are giving away Tim Gunn bobblehead dolls!! Want one? Complete the five question quiz and check out the previews after the jump!! Don’t bore Nina.

This week on Project Runway, Kors steals from Kenley, Kenley steals from McQueen, and Squirc steals construction paper from middle schools to finish her line. I got you, damn fly!

This week, the final four designers on Project Runway blow the judges out of the water and prove to America that this isn’t the worst season ever. Why else would Nina be making this face? She’s brought out the cow print. We’re screwed.

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars, we learn that America hates gay blind people and loves eighty two year old sluts! God bless us! This is a pic of me and my friend/DWTS partner KrankMills. Guess which one’s which!

This week on Project Runway, Kenley’s an a hole. Sorry was that a spoiler? Pointy heads, frizzy hair and under eye bags are in and hot skinny blondes are out. Project Runway for President!

This week on Project Runway, Mrs. Peacock killed someone in the dining room with a revolver and Kenley acted like a total asshole.

This week on Project Runway, Carmen still has trouble making friends, Kenley gets her model a boob job, and Keith gets another chance to charm our pants off. Anyone?

Tonight on Big Brother, Memphis shows sick tendencies, Dan poses a lot, and Jessie sweats off even more weight.

This week on Project Runway, Kenley cries because she’s sick of working for K Mart. Seriously. Let’s go!! Blue Light. WAAAHHHHHHH

Predicting the future is a TVgasm tradition. Sometimes we’re dead on, and sometimes we are waaaaay too trusting of America’s taste levels. Either way, it’s fun ripping stuff to shreds that we haven’t even seen yet. Join us, won’t you? Your sister in law died playing Human Tetris and says that you should try to [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, I thought I missed the double elimination because of the stupid election coverage running late and got really really mad and ate half a pizza and then BB came on after all and I felt really guilty and vowed to start dieting again tomorrow. Thankfully, I wasn’t wearing my cross when [...]

This week on Project Runway, I’m older and more spiritual. So suck it. Sebelia cheated. Now on with the judging!

For our last pair of Auditiongasms, we have a head to head! Read and vote for your next recapper! Greatest American Dog 1 Greatest American Dog 2

Time for the next round of Auditiongasm! You have picked your favorites, and now they are going head to head. Remember when you are voting that you are choosing your favorite writer, not your favorite show! You’ve done a great job with your selections so far, readers. Keep up the good work. Good luck recappers! [...]

This week on Big Brother, Dan takes his “suck hard” strategy to an entirely new sucktacular high. I can’t hear you. Suck louder.

This week on Project Runway, big girls cry. Well, one does. Zebra print hurts us all, Pleath.

This week on Project Runway, there are actually projects that don’t suck on the runway. Will the rest of the season be teamwork challenges? You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it not act like an asshole.

Here is the next pair of recaps up for round one of Auditiongasm! Remember that you are voting for the writers, not which shows you wanna see recapped. Give these talented people a read and let us know who you like! Good luck recappers! Brooke Knows Best 1 Brooke Knows Best 2

Here is our next group of submissions. Check them out and rate them! Thanks for reading and good luck people! High School Musical 1 High School Musical 2 High School Musical 3

Time for your next pair of submissions. These are for the ever classy Girls Next Door. Read them, rate them, and leave your comments. And remember, you are not voting on the actual show, you are voting for your favorite writers! Good luck writers! Girls Next Door 1 Girls Next Door 2

On this glorious Sunday’s Big Brother, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English. GlamourShot

The submissions for this Fall’s Auditiongasm are in, and we will be posting our favorites all week! Remember when you read these that you are not voting for the shows you want to see recapped, but your favorite writers. You might choose ten people, you might choose no one. It’s your site, so rock the [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant sparkly pink bird! Suck it, Chita Rivera!

This week, Project Runway has the opportunity to show these Chinese Olympic security guards smashed up boobies and blows it! BOOOOOOO!!! I see knees! LET ME THROUGH!

Last night on Big Brother, Jesus was marinated in the germs that cause bad breath. Get me some nails.

This week on Project Runway, Jennifer kicks Audrey Hepburn in the nuts. She deserved it!

This week, an angel in Heaven takes pity on me and puts and end to Living Lohan. I miss you already, Dina!

Mad Men came back to AMC last night, and it is better than ever. Our winner for the contest is Bryce! After this picture was taken, he grew up to be an overworked alcoholic and realized he smoked too much and treated women like hussies. When asked if he regretted any of it, he said [...]

Only a little more than a month of Summer left, which means it’s time for us to fill up our gasm stables. Twice a year we have a recap competition to find our new STAAAHS and we haven’t been let down yet! Wanna enter? Shoot me an email at Flipit75@gmail.com and I will assign you [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, Keesha gets the opportunity to act like a scheming, vindictive, screeching crazy woman and completely blows it. Thanks a lot, lady! At least we get to see Michelle dance. Watch out, Elaine Bennis.