Author: Flipit

This week, Top Chef taught us that imitation isn’t always the sincerest form of flattery, personality can carry you way further than actual talent, and French grandmas are liars. Eh, a chicken’s a chicken.

by ChickBomb According to multiple media outlets, Rebecca Loos, otherwise knows as the “personal assistant”/ho who nearly broke up David and Victoria Beckham’s marriage, is following the couple to LA, in a move that I find not at all desperate. Single White She-Male

TONIGHT! ON BIG BROTHER 8…!!

by Pachita I think by now we have all seen the train-wreck that was Britney Spears’ performance at the VMA’s. BUT, have you seen the 15-car-pile-up with mass casualties that is Heidi Montag’s impromptu sing-along to her own single at LAX nightclub? If not, you MUST.

HOLLA gasmii!! Summer gave us a couple of gems (Rock of Love, anyone?), but there is nothing like the onslaught of Fall television to truly sate a true obsession with the tube. We’ve worked all Summer trying to build the perfect lineup for your reading pleasure. Please leave anything we missed that you absolutely must [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us when in doubt, blend, New Jersey’s not Manhattan, and Congress is responsible for sucky airplane food. Scar gives props to the Bunny.

Previously on Big Brother, HOLY CRAP, DOES CHENBOT HAVE A PENIS? Very funny, guys! Someone call the parts department and get Zach’s penis off the bot!

The Catholic Defamation League is up in arms over Kathy Griffin’s acceptance speech at this past weekend’s NEmmy (Nerd Emmy) ceremony, and E!’s in a tizzy. She excitedly told the audience “people are always thanking Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than [...]

With Big Brother coming to a messy close, we thought it might be a good idea to remember the good times. You know, when Amber was crying. Recently, we had the pleasure of watching Intern Nick’s brilliant Wah video a few (thousand) times, and now friend of the gasm, Tim, has sent us his own [...]

With Big Brother coming to a messy close, we thought it might be a good idea to remember the good times. You know, when Amber was crying. Recently, we had the pleasure of watching Intern Nick’s brilliant Wah video a few (thousand) times, and now friend of the gasm, Tim, has sent us his own [...]

We’re past the half way mark and now it’s time to see our Chefs really shine! Right? RIGHT? Get your life vests, this is gonna get ugly. This week on Top Chef, we learned all the drag queens in the world can’t make Smurf Village a classy place, “beautiful people” can sometimes mean fat bald [...]

Previously on Big Brother, America handed the Dicks five hundred thousand dollars.

The Fall TV Season starts in the next couple of weeks, so we asked our writers to give us a run down of what’s to come. There’s a lot of promise for good new shows, and as always, there’s a lot of promise for some reeeeeeeeally bad ones, too. That’s Fall, Kid! Welcome to TVgasm’s [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling. Fiesta Used Cars loves you soooooo much!!

For your Labor Day Weekend reading pleasure, please welcome two very strong submissions for the Fall Writing Staff. These recaps are only in competition with themselves. Love em both, hate em both. We don’t care, just tell us what you think! You have been very shrewd with your choices so far this Summer, gasmii, so [...]

Previously on Big Brother, the house became spookily quiet when Jenius went missing, Eric didn’t get any play, and even Drew Carey thought Amber was a jack ass. What percentage of Americans think Amber’s a fucking moron?

TVgasm had the opportunity to talk to Audrina Patrige this week for a quick interview and she was very forthcoming. We know the cast of The Hills frequents the gasm, so the main question is “Audrina, how much do you hate our asses?”

by Honey Gangsta Excuse me while I faint from surprise, but according to an article on TMZ.com it seems that The Bachelor Andy “Mayo” Baldwin and his fake fiancée co-winner Tessa Horst have called off their engagement! Moment of silence, please. Well now what? I was clinging to the true and tender televised faux-mance of [...]

The Miss Teen USA Pageant was on this past Friday on NBC and you know it was a big important night for the network because they pulled out their big guns and booked two of the most important, reputable judges in television history: Joey Lawrence and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Didn’t even know the show [...]

The Miss Teen USA Pageant was on this past Friday on NBC and you know it was a big important night for the network because they pulled out their big guns and booked two of the most important, reputable judges in television history: Joey Lawrence and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Didn’t even know the show [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us you can’t lose if you don’t play, wine can taste Tuscan and not be from Tuscany, and if you sucked the first time, you should probably change your game plan. Get me a straw.

Previously on Big Brother, Zach cockblocked America’s eyebrows, Nick proved that he was just a big teenage girl all along, and God totally screwed Amber over. I’ll trade you my kid for the veto.

There’s a contest going on over at MTV to win a diamond ring! Why the generosity, MTV? “To celebrate Spencer and Heidi’s ‘engagement’” on The Hills, of course! For those of you who haven’t turned off your computers in disgust yet, enter for your chance to win! MTV promises the “diamond” didn’t come from the [...]

Hey! A new Auditiongasm’s been posted! Go to the forums and give Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane by Emmz a read!

Holla gasmii! The Fall season is rapidly approaching, and you have stocked our stables with some fantastic new writers. We are still missing a couple, though, so the hunt is still on. Check out the new submissions over the next couple of weeks and vote for or against them in the forum polls. As usual, [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us that the best chef in the world isn’t the Kentucky Fried Chicken man, Men’s Warehouse suits don’t breathe easily, and there are no winners in WAR. Stud alert!

Previously on Big Brother: Jameka pulled out the attitude we’ve all been waiting for, Jenius finally got through a week without being nominated, and the Dicks were shocked to learn that no one likes them. Who woulda thunk? Nick, if you’re not home laughing your ass off right now, you really should be. Oh, and [...]

by Honey Gangsta Whoa! Didn’t mean to sneak up on you there, kids. Thank goodness MTV has come to their senses and thought up a completely new and original idea for a high school reali-drama. They’ve moved the Laguna Beach crew 11 miles up shore to Newport Harbor! Gone are the days of suntanned hard [...]

Did you wake up this morning and feel that something was, I dunno, different? Notice a spring in your step you haven’t had all Summer? Sticking to a diet you never planned on starting? Talking in text code like the homies on the MTV ads? Well, tonight marks the beginning of a beautiful ending to [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us that Howie’s a big stupid asshole who is never going to leave our TVs. Can’t cook? Try being a horrible person! MMMMMMmmmmmmm. Yummy!

Previously on Big Brother, Jenius considered making the biggest Dick move ever, Jameka talked dirty to God, and this shit got GOOOOOD!

Schoonie’s having a bit of DVR trouble. His recap will be up in an hour or so, but in the meantime, enjoy this clip from last night’s episode. If you still aren’t in complete love with Jenius after seeing this, something’s wrong with you. LOVE

Schoonie’s having a bit of DVR trouble. His recap will be up in an hour or so, but in the meantime, enjoy this clip from last night’s episode. If you still aren’t in complete love with Jenius after seeing this, something’s wrong with you. LOVE

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs were left hanging from poles while being pooped on by pigeons. And you thought art was dead. If we all wrote a check to PBS right now, we could really make a difference.

I went to the freezer and pulled out my dinner. As I unscrewed the top from the bottle of Sapphire (come on, I’m on a diet!) I stared at my powered off TV with disdain. I am still pretty upset about last week’s Watch What Happens When A Bunch of People You Didn’t Like Very [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Dustin went shopping instead of making sure (Dick’s) his original nominations were upheld, Nick was thrown into the eviction nominations at the last second because America told Eric’s eyebrows to vote against Kail, and God proved once and for all that he is watching this show by telling Jameka to save [...]

Earlier this week, Age of Love rose above the the trashy reality dating show norm and made all eleven of us who watch it realize something very important: Desperation has no age. ^CLICK PIC TO PLAY^ Don’t say TV never taught you anything.

Earlier this week, Age of Love rose above the the trashy reality dating show norm and made all eleven of us who watch it realize something very important: Desperation has no age. ^CLICK PIC TO PLAY^ Don’t say TV never taught you anything.

Previously on Goodness Gracious Get Ahold of Yourself, Paula!, wah wah trip wah. Tonight, Paula learns a valuable lesson. HAHAHAHAAAAAAA. No, she really doesn’t. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.