Author: Flipit

After this week’s insanity filled Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, rumors are flying about just who Adrienne Maloof is suing. Is she coming down on Brandi for revealing a (bleeped out) HUGE secret? Is she gonna gut Bravo to dare to almost air it unbleeped? Is she gonna sue whatever surgeon turned her into the [...]

Viva Forever! premiered last night in London! You don’t know what that is? HOW DARE YOU? It’s a new musical written by Jennifer Saunders (Edina in Absolutely Fabulous) featuring music by the Spice Girls. It got a standing O, but the critics panned it. Kinda like the Spice Girls, eh? I love musicals, I love [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick lectures Brandi on how to be a slimeball, Kyle gets upset that her plan to take more Frasier money was ruined, and Kim regrets a choice from the 80′s.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: A Ke$ha retrospective, Lindsay can’t pay the rent, LeAnn insists she’s not pooping her way to skinny, Demi molests a young un, and Elmo gets some ass. Also, Jennifer Aniston is either preggers or fat, Brooke Mueller can’t remember why her hands are burnt and Kat Von D tries to [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

Detroit native Sheila Jordan is one of the most widely acclaimed jazz vocalists in the world. She performed with Charlie Parker and drew national attention with her recording of “You Are My Sunshine” on George Russell’s classic album, The Outer View. In 1962, she became the first vocalist signed to Blue Note Records. At the [...]

**Welcome to our end of year Auditiongasm!! We need to enter 2013 with a hilarious new writer and as usual, our staffing is up to you!! Find all of the entries and the voting booth here.   Sin City Rules Season 1 Episode 2: “Whine Country” Greetings from sunny Las Vegas!  For Auditiongasm 2012, we’ve [...]

**Welcome to our end of year Auditiongasm!! We need to enter 2013 with a hilarious new writer and as usual, our staffing is up to you!! Find all of the entries and the voting booth here.  Welcome to a new season of Real Housewives of… Oh, wait. Welcome to the new show “Sin City Rules” [...]

**Welcome to our end of year Auditiongasm!! We need to enter 2013 with a hilarious new writer and as usual, our staffing is up to you!! Find all of the entries and the voting booth here.  Scooby Dooby Don’t Jen meets up with Amy for some coffee. Amy has little to no experience with whipped [...]

**Welcome to our end of year Auditiongasm!! We need to enter 2013 with a hilarious new writer and as usual, our staffing is up to you!! Find all of the entries and the voting booth here.  Sin City Rules: Whine Tasting This is my first time watching this show, so I am trying to figure [...]

**Welcome to our end of year Auditiongasm!! We need to enter 2013 with a hilarious new writer and as usual, our staffing is up to you!! Find all of the entries and the voting booth here.  RECAP: Sin City Rules, Episode 2 WELCOME TO THE IKEA JUNGLE Hey Gasmii! When Flipit commanded from his throne, [...]

PSY, creator of the crazy popular Gangham Style, is becoming American! Well, mentally. He’s now partaking in the grand American tradition of apologizing for shit he did years ago.  Back in 2004, he rapped about killing “Yankees” because of Iraqi prisoner torture. He was also pissed about US military presence in South Korea during the [...]

Love catching up on my TMZ! They’re reporting that some bleach blonde Persian dumbass named Niki Ghazian is sending “cyst and deceased” (it’s a Bravo story. Let’s stay consistent) letters to Ryan Seacrest’s production co because the newest bimbo cast member of its show, Shahs of Sunset, has been called “Persian Barbie” on air. HAHAHA [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars recycles old fug to create new fug. The circle of fug. Let’s hug. I RHYMED.  Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook [...]

Wendy Williams made some comments on her show dissing Beyonce’s intelligence. First off, LOL. Second: DUH. She got some boos, but she didn’t get proof to the contrary! “I am a Beyonce fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able [...]

When Nads goes on break, I take over!! BWAHAHAHAH! I can do whatever I want! I’m in my undies watching youtube and laughing at idiots I don’t know. Yes, I do that every day, but it’s different when there’s no one to look at me sideways for it. One of my fave things to do [...]

It’s already that time again!! I’m still listening to all of last year’s music. I think that means I’m old and uninformed, but I’m still voting Adele all the way!  Nice to see Kelly Clarkson get some love, as her song “Stronger” has become one of my favorite commercials. Remember when selling out was a [...]

They’ve brought us a Julia Child rap, Bob Ross gangsta art, and Mr. Rogers Def Jammery. Now “Reading Rainbow” gets a remix.  LeVar Burton was destined to be a musical star. It’s never too late, people!     

Just another day of buuuulls**t: A Backstreet vows not to pray for Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Swift moving fast with her new love, Hugh Hefner gets a marriage license, and Mexicans are pissed of at Boy George. Also, Kirstie Alley writes a book and Billy Bob Thornton wants a wedding invite from Angelina. For more videos, [...]

Kathie Lee’s musical, “Scandalous”, about a female preacher, is closing. It’s supposed to be freaking terrible, but that’s not why I’m reporting it. A. Kathie has always gotten on my damn nerves, and B. posting about it means I can post this video starring KL talking about her work like she’s Beethoven. “Touch what you [...]

Well…a pilot! …for TV Land! It gets worse and worse the more I write. It may not sound like much, but I thought we’d never hear from him again after being caught on tape ranting the N word on stage a few years ago. There aren’t too many details yet, but I’m gonna assume Bill [...]

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

  Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kate Middleton is preggers!! Also, Kate Middleton is pregnant, Kate Middleton is with child, and someone knocked up Kate Middleton. You heard it here the first fifty times. Plus: Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, Chris Brown is still swearing he’s not beating Rihanna, and Kim Kardashian is still an [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

The Watch @WhatCrappens Podcast will be having a Shahs viewing party tonight and live tweeting the show! We’ll be online a bit before 7 PM Eastern time, and to join in the fun you can follow the hashtag #shahswwc from @TVgasm and @bsideblog on twitter. Our posts will pop up in the window below, and [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

Do you read TVgasm recaps and feel in your bones that you were born to mock people on TV? We’re looking for you!! 99.9 percent of gasm recappers come from Auditiongasm, including yours truly, and all I’ve asked Santa for are hilarious friends to rag on the tube with this Christmas. The Winter/Spring season is [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) are joined by Hermoine the lovely Tetris legging wearing wack job from Start Ups: Silicon Valley! Co-Executive Producer extraordinaire (and lovable midget) Nadine Rajabi is also on hand to giggle with us and talk trash about the show.  After that it’s off to Housewives land and a super [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Camille Grammer is too damn rich to complain, Amanda Bynes is too damn stupid to live, and Jessica Simpson is too damn hungry to understand how Weight Watchers works.  New epis every Tues and Thurs! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. If you like, please [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]