Author: Fran and Berry

We begin in Indonesia…

Double elimination!

The race is on!

Finale recap part 2!

Gary and Mallory could be the first hairless father/daughter team to win the Amazing Race.

Previously on the Amazing Race: Osama Bin Laden was eliminated. Still in the game is: White Daddy Issues Globetrotters Fake Trotters Team Edward Team Peepants The episode begins with Phil in front of a restaurant, telling us nothing. Zev & Justin leave first. Into the unknown. They have to sign in to get to the [...]

We begin this week in…..Austria. (You so crazy, Austria!)

Austrian wackiness

Hitting India

Snapple Presents: The Amazing Snapple Race (by Snapple)

Between team ASL and Marlee Matlin, Sunday nights are pretty deaf. Ya heard? Oh, I’m sorry, perhaps you hadn’t heard. Berry’s almost deaf and I have selective hearing so we’re in the same boat. Since all the teams are STILL RACING, we have the same cast of characters as we had last week. But here [...]

Still running their asses ragged

10 teams are still competing for a million dollars and their own self respect.

Out of your Franco induced stoner-host coma and into some intense racing!

The Loser’s Edition

Fran goes to Hollywood week! On her TV.

Fran takes on the Super Bowl

Season finale time!

Four enter…two remain…two go away…is that math right? Good.

The final four get down and dirty with some monk fish.

With six contestants remaining, the chefs get to work. And also try to sleep with each other.

Swimming with dolphins has never been so off putting.

Remaining contestants get their dip on.

Dirty piglets and Mother Saucey bitches!

The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!

Kitchen shenanigans with Gordon Ramsay and his hodgepodge group of freaks, skanks, and liars!

Season 7 begins.

The moment we’ve all been waiting for since we were born! The Tool Academy 3 Graduation! According to DirectTV “On graduation day, one Tool will walk away with $100,000.” Wait, after they graduate they are still tools? Then what’s the point? Shouldn’t it be “One tool walks away sad and poor while another evolves into [...]

The bugle sounds and Tool Academy has officially started. The couples wake up and as j-vag says, she is still here, bitches!!! Dayna thinks that Kevin should have stayed instead of J-Vag. And Jacob thinks Angelo and Dayna should have gone. When it gets this close to the ten thousand dollars anyone who is not [...]

Fran and Berry at your service for another episode of Tool Academy 3. Wow, Berry and I cannot believe that there are only four tools left! After this week, there will only be three! Now we know what it’s like when your child is a senior in high school, and he’s about to go off [...]

Today on Tool Academy: fake weddings and fake wedding dresses, grocery store antics and the dreaded………. lookin’ like a tool with yo tomato on the ground Roll out the sh*t stained aisle runner, let’s get fake tool married!

It’s back to back today! A Tool Academy Double Feature. There was no new Tool Academy last week, maybe because there can only be one “Academy” show on in a day or people’s DVR’s go crazy. Although I would like to see someone who thought they were taping the Oscars and got Tool Academy. “Hmmm..that [...]

Jordan tells us this week’s episode is about modesty and insecurities. Guess which one the Tools have never heard of? Also, there will be long lost secrets, like Dopey Tool’s hatred for easels. It all leads to a Tool Academy meltdown and you can tell it’s for real because there are camera men and lights [...]

Fidelity is definitely a thing we all need to understand in order to be in a relationship. Maybe. This week on Tool Academy (the most prestigious Tool School in the country) we explore what the word ‘fidelity’ means. Literally, we learn the definition, because these tools don’t know what it means. Not with you!

***Today is now NEWBIE DAY!! Welcome another two recappers to the family: Fran and Berry!! We’ve seen Tool Academy Season 1: A Tool Hope. We’ve seen Tool Academy 2: Temple of Tool. Now thanks to Bret Michaels leaving to pursue legitimate reality TV on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, VH1 had a little extra petty cash. So [...]