Author: Guest Columnist

***The end of So You Think You Can Dance is near! Our newest guest columnist snagged an interview with the jidges to give us just a little more happy happy before the beginning of a long, hard, wait until next season. Thanks, and welcome, MK!! by Marjorie Kase As a resident of the Bay Area, [...]

by TinkerbellAPixie I know this show hasn’t been the roaring success many thought it might be. It has received a little criticism from the press and many think Mark Burnett may have jumped the shark with this little venture. Well you lowly landlubbers, I am here to tell you that this bucket o’bolts ain’t dead [...]

by TinkerbellAPixie Please tell me it’s not ANOTHER hatch!

***Alright, gasmii, you’ve been asking for it in comments and a deluge of emails, and finally one of your own took the wheel of the ship to deliver it to you. You know her, you love her, and now you can read her! Please, a round of applause for your guest Pirate Master recapper…TinkerbellaPixie!! It [...]

By Honey Gangsta A Stephanie Sandwich with Mayo So here we are, back in front of The Bachelor. But what’s this? They’re showing some strange guy in a military uniform saluting, running, biking – who is this guy? Oh, thanks Chris Harrison, this is Lieutenant Andy Baldwin, our Officer, Gentleman and Bachelor. Also known as [...]

By Honey Gangsta ANDY? Welcome back to The Bachelor! According to formula, we begin with an unnecessarily long recap of last week’s episode, including Mayo’s introduction, First-Impression-Stephanie getting a rose, and Angry Lindsay causing trouble. Then we have a precap of tonight’s episode, including the girls moving into their new digs, nighttime swimming, and some [...]

New writer alert! Honey Gangsta has thrown herself into the fire to try to bring you info, perspective and laughs on this seasons THE BACHELOR: OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN. As usual, it is your love or hate comments that determines her fate. So if you have thoughts or constructive criticism, please leave them below. -MYL [...]

Coming back out for a second stab at BAD GIRLS CLUB is FirstTheWorst. As usual, we love constructive notes!! – MYL By FirstTheWorst So was I the only one let down by the anticlimactic introduction of the New Bad Girls? There were no fistfuls of hair yanked viciously, nary a tear was shed…what’s wrong with [...]

Once again, we have a new writer who thinks she has what it takes. . . take a look at this first at bat and let us know what you think! MYL GREYS ANATOMY BY HEREKITTYKITTY Forget the 3 episode arc… Grey’s Anatomy has already upped the ante for next season by introducing the 10 [...]

As another potential new writer for TVgasm, FirstTheWorst takes a stab at this weeks Bad Girls Club. Let us know what you think. -MYL By: FirstTheWorst Okay so after the culmination of last week’s rather tepid episode, what did we learn? Zara’s kind of a lesbian but wants to marry Jarad who is into starting [...]

By. Hit_Em_Upton Well guys we have another week of Road Rules and another action packed episode! OK maybe I am just kidding, but I need a hook to get more people to read! I did want to mention that, like other new writers, I am looking for some constructive criticism. What do you like, what [...]

Yet another new writer in the TVgasm arena. This one feels a little more home grown as you may have already been reading his thoughts for months and months. Stepping up to The Hills recaps we have none other than LagunaConsultant. Enjoy! – MYL By: LagunaConsultant This is a historic moment for us, and I [...]

A ton of you have emailed us asking if we will be covering the new PUSSYCAT search on the CW. Potential new TVgasm contributer O. Snapp has tossed her hat into the ring for the position. . . without further ado, I bring you O. Snapp. – MYL by O. Snapp May I just be [...]

By Schoonie Editor’s Note: After last week’s dramatic writing contest, we anointed Schoonie the winner of our Survivor recap contest. Congratulations, Schoonie! Previously, on Survivor: I won the recapping contest! Now you are all stuck with me for eternity! Or until the show gets cancelled! Whichever comes first! Really quickly, I want to thank everybody [...]

By Dava Katie, the star of ‘My Super Sweet Sixteen‘ this week,  looks like Miss Piggy, has the brains of Anna Nicole and has a slave who-No Joke-does Katie’s hair every morning. I guess we’re supposed to forget about that whole “her family has a slave thing” after we discover that Katie is having a [...]

By Gary Hi TVgasm readers! I was supposed to be the other finalist in the Survivor recap contest, but last week I fell victim to the email problem you may have read about on Newsgasm. I had Boo and James over here all weekend, but no matter how many rocks we threw at B-Side’s inbox, [...]

By Nite Writer P. Funk The reality show vixen has taken reality to a whole new level in tonight’s episode, with what seems like the worst acting ever. Does acting in a reality show sound like an oxymoron?  How about this then- Miss New York and Tango, two of the trashiest characters on television, re-enact [...]

By Schoonie Thursday was the eagerly awaited premiere of Survivor: Fiji, and this year there are several firsts.  There are an odd number of castaways for the first time ever, one team will have all the luxuries from the very beginning, and two immunity idols look to shake up the game.  How will things go [...]

By Dava This week’s “My Super Sweet 16″ features Erin Bria, the daughter of Eazy E! Apparently all of Eazy’s other illegitimate children didn’t get any of his money because this little lady and her mom are livin’ large. And because I didn’t cover last week’s episode with Amberly, I’d like to do a little [...]

By Jordan Have you ever noticed that women will talk to any guy walking around in a park if he has a dog no matter what he looks like?  More serial killers and rapists need to invest in dogs. I think it must be in every woman’s genetic code that if they see a dog [...]

By Krank Mills The latest episode of Grease: You’re The One That I Want was an exercise in bad pants, nicknames and back stories. Yes, with the contestants narrowed down to twelve (Or are they?! [NO, THEY'RE NOT AND I'M TOTALLY FURIOUS!]) And two hours to fill, we learn a little bit about everyone and then [...]

By Nite Writer P. Funk It’s Monday night. Time for some New York loving or, according to my previous recaps, some New York hating. Whether I love to hate her or I hate to love her, I’m still watching and I’m still enjoying. Tonight’s episode was definitely one special episode. And by special, I mean [...]

Since its inception several years ago, The Apprentice has been notable for its clever (or not so clever) editing.  We usually within 15 minutes which team is going to win, and also who is most likely to get fired.  As if that was bad enough, this week gave us a new treat – previews told [...]

By Treadingonme Every day at work I look forward to reading the recaps of some of my favorite shows on TVgasm.  Or sometimes I just enjoy reading recaps of shows I hate but think the recaps are hilarious.  But this past Wednesday when I was checking TVgasm for the second time that morning, I saw [...]

By Jordan Last week on Beauty and the Geek, our friendly Geeks got madeover to look, well, still geeky but slightly less so, and we learned that DENTYNE gum is the greatest gum ever.  That’s DENTYNE.  Andrea and Matt got eliminated after some ridiculous questions, and Jennylee flipped out at Niels for sending her hookup [...]

By Loula Previously on Prison Break: A bunch of stuff. Much of it awesome. Some of it silly. But you don’t need me to tell you that! You know what show you’re watching! To the recap!

By Krank Mills Previously on Grease: Open cattle calls. Some people were good (though in all honesty, I can’t remember a single great performance), some were meh, but pretty (I’m looking right at you, Ashley Anderson), but mostly people sucked. And sucked. Aaaand sucked. Today’s episode opens with the final 48 getting off yellow school [...]

By Dava What a fantastic Super Sweet 16 this week! The Quinceaneara is always a good time because we get to see an immigrant who has worked so hard to make something of himself spend all his money on his spoiled unappreciative child. This week our princess is Stephanie who is no exception to the [...]

By Treadingonme Sorry for the slight delay on the recap for Surreal Life Fame Games, but Sunday was the Bears game, and the Bears going to the Super Bowl trump recapping Surreal Life, no matter how great (or not great) it may be. I picked up the actual rules for the game this week and [...]

By Nite Writer P. Funk Don’t you get it, creators of I Love New York. America wants fighting. They want feces. Maybe perhaps a fight involving feces. They desire humiliating nudity. They seek sloppy soft core porn. And they long for slow motion hock a loogies. Were these not the reasons for our devotion to [...]

By Loula So far: Ahhhh, breakout! FBI Agent Mahone, who’s pretty awesome, figures out Michael’s little tattoo trick in like ten seconds and obsesses about it like it’s the proverbial white whale. Tweener is the first to get laid, and Abruzzi is the first to get got. Unless you count Veronica, who buys it in [...]

By Jordan Before I go into this week’s recap of Beauty and the Geek, I would like to apologize to all of the Pet Shop Boys fans who read these recaps.  I had no idea that the theme song to Beauty and the Geek was an original song from the 80′s.  Please forgive me for [...]

By Nite Writer P. Funk I Love New York has both entertained and embarrassed me at the same time. I am entertained by this amazingly trashy show, yet I am embarrassed because I changed the channel from the Golden Globes to watch, what I refer to as, “an amazingly trashy show.” It’s a tough dichotomy [...]

By Treadingonme I only caught parts of the Surreal Life Fame Games episode last week, as I assumed from the commercials that it was actually quite terrible.  I was actually surprised upon watching it this week that it was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.    Anyways, I’m not entirely clear on the [...]

By Jordan Before watching this week’s episode of The Apprentice, I made sure to check out NBC’s website because I had read that every wannabe apprentice is labeled with a one word description.  Instead of legitimate descriptions (The Idiot, The Kiss-Ass, The Guy With Half a Brain) we get things like “The Philosopher,” “The Believer,” [...]

By Jordan Last week on Beauty and the Geek -  the Geeks performed standup comedy, the Beauties interviewed an author, and much like your average horror film, two of the four minority cast members were killed off as soon as possible.  Has anyone ever mentioned that this show has the worst theme song in the [...]

By Nite Writer P. Funk Girl loved Boy. Boy dissed girl. Girl came back for more. Boy dissed girl again. Girl got her own reality show. What did you TiVo Monday night? If it wasn’t the greatly anticipated Flavor of Love spinoff, I Love New York, then something was obviously wrong with your box. Let’s [...]

By Loula So the next episode of Prison Break isn’t until January 22nd. And the last one was way back on November 27th! Surely you’ve forgotten something important in all those weeks! And two months is a long time to go without seeing hide nor hair of Wentworth Miller’s patented Steely-Eyed Resolve™. So to tide [...]