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[Doing guest coverage of Project Green light is sg-dub. You can read his blog at http://weakisht.blogspot.com/.] After last week’s Prozac overdose inducing episode, I was hoping that Project Greenlight be a little bit less depressing in Episode 6. After all, the show made Entertainment Weekly’s heralded “Must List” and is getting a small little buzz. [...]

[Doing guest coverage of Project Green light is sg-dub. You can read his blog at http://weakisht.blogspot.com/.] If you were a flabby, pasty, middle-aged guy, would you: a) Wear brightly colored shirts tucked into pants that were pulled up to your ribcage? b) Purposely look like Flava Flav’s retarded white brother (right), or c) allow television [...]

[Doing guest coverage of Project Green light is sg-dub. You can read his blog at http://weakisht.blogspot.com/.] Guesting for the first time on tvgasm to recap a show about first time writers and directors is, I think, rather fitting. Being new ’round these parts, I have set my goal pretty low: I only hope to do [...]

[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch.] We start off with Kimberley going through her suitcase of skank-ware, which included a pearl thong and a lacy see-through half cut bodice that cupped her assets like an overflowing grocery bag of melons. She was indeed preparing for the one-on-one date with Charlie that evening. She so [...]

[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch] I missed the first five minutes of Elimidate, The Fifth Wheel, Blind Date, The Bachelor but I’m sure it was all recap material anyhow. This show loves dem recaps! We join the show as it zooms in on the first one-on-one date of the season, featuring Megan, a [...]

[Providing coverage of The Bachelor this season is jadedbitch.] I was very gunshy about watching another season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette series after the last catastrophe known as Jen Schefft. However, I was persuaded by friends to tune in to Monday night’s premiere, when the fledgling program decided to enlist the help of fledgling actor Charlie [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] Sorry for the late recap, but the show was friggin’ three hours long!! OY VA VOY!! Enough foreplay, let’s get to the action! (Or, lack thereof…) Our final episode starts off in Jen’s hometown of Cleveland, where she first meets up with John Paul, aka Dirty Sanchez. (If that ain’t JP laying [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] Well I for one was all set for a night of good television as I snuggled in on my couch, bundled up in blankets, comfort food laid out in front. I should’ve known better. Oh well, at least host Chris Harrison finally got some airtime after a season of popping in and [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] Now that it’s down to the nitty gritty, it’s time we re-examine the candidates. First there’s Wendell, a 32-yo entrepreneur from Chicago. Jen keeps saying how good he looks on paper, but in reality, there is just no spark. Second up is Jerry, who is hot and who may be a total [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] The evening started off with (surprise surprise) a preview of what’s to come, including a snippet of Fabrice at the Rose Ceremony. (Seriously, half of the show is made up of previews. If they got rid of them all, it’d cut the program to half an hour!) “Fabrice COMES OUT with a [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] And when I say dribble, I’m of course talking about the big basketball game that started off the show. The men were invited down to an outdoor basketball court where they met Jen and occasional host Chris Harrison. They were to play 4 on 4, with the winners getting a shot at [...]

By Michelle Collins American Idol is really delivering the addictive goods this week, following last night’s two-hour premiere with yet another hour of auditions from St. Louis, Missouri, Home of the Arch and Three TJ Maxx’s. The episode begins with your typical montage of all the thousands of morons who camped outside for a week [...]

By Michelle Collins American Idol kicked off its fourth season this week, and Tuesday’s season premiere delivered 2 hours of what America loves: People getting their dreams shattered in front of millions. The season premiere opened with one unfortunate reject screeching out the National Anthem for no less than 15 minutes. While the “outtakes” can [...]

[by Jaded Bitch] Wow, it’s the second episode and already we get to witness the big police-on-the-scene drama! When I saw that in the previews, I was more than excited for (finally) some good televsion! But more on that (and my eventual disappointment) later… Speaking of previews, that’s one of the biggest pet peeves that [...]

[Bringing you Bachelorette 3 coverage this season will be JadedBitch] The season premiere of The Bachelorette aired last night, bringing back Jennifer Schefft, who won the heart of previous Bachelor Andrew Firestone, and then later broke up with him. Because it worked so well the first time round, Jen chose to come back and give [...]

By Michelle Collins It’s been a while since we’ve last joined America’s favorite Housewives. A refresher course: Andrew ran over Mama Solis and shows no remorse. Carlos gives his dying mother spongebaths. H.O.T. John calls it off with Gabrielle. A drug-addled Lynette is up to here (hand above head) with her kids. Widow Paul makes [...]

By Michelle Collins Previously on Desperate Housewives: Secrets! More secrets! Notes discovered. Affairs uncovered. Drugs consumed. Everything I expect from the show that follow Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. This week’s episode opens up with not one, but TWO clichés! You see, it’s all about “keeping up with the Jones’.” Bree is the seemingly perfect housewife, [...]