Author: Hazylazy

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the drama and promising an appearance of Courtney who may or may not cry.  Chris assures us that we will not want to miss it.  First, we hear all about the reunions and Bachelor Pad Season [...]

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the three women he will propose to.  He’s worried about picking the wrong person, and with the dismissal of Kacie B and the continued gossip about who he does propose  to, I’d guess that he probably [...]

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much.  The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location.  They all look pretty good for all of [...]

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming.  However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]

The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on outdoorsy dates.  Because these are totally chicks who camp and clean their own fish.  Please, most of these bitches would define “outdoorsy” as not having a wi-fi connection and a blow dryer.  The first date [...]

Week 3 of The Bachelor opens with the girls arriving in San Francisco, where Ben currently lives.  He sits down with his sister, Julie, and tells her about a few of the women: Lindzi, Kasie B., Courtney, Emily, and Jennifer.  Ben proclaims Jennifer the best kisser.  Julie is nervous the girls will break her brother’s [...]

This week’s episode of The Bachelor starts out with Ben bringing all of the women to Sonoma and showing them where they will be staying/fighting for a while.  Ben feels lucky and wonders what his late father would think about all of these women who are, according to Ben, both beautiful and smart.  Where he [...]

A new season is upon us!

FINALS!

Semi finals!

A Night for Miracles

Tricks and Treats

Week six is upon us.  Broadway week is sure to bring all the drama we can handle and more Kardashians than you can shake a stick at.  In fact, Tom is standing right next to them, so even before the number from “Sister Act” starts, we begin the Kardashian count. The theme of Rob’s segment [...]

80′s Week!

Week four!

Personal stories designed to make the celebrities more “real,” and one backfires.

Nancy Grace gives us too much

A new season begins

A pre-mock of the cast