Author: Hit Em Upton

Winning make big boy hungry! We join David in the Pit this week after his melt down from last week when everyone voted him in. His competitor is none other than Dan! Thank God, I haven’t seen Dan lose a Pit challenge in almost a week. The challenge was called Balls Out. This is the [...]

Tell me if you have heard this before. David gets voted in to the Pit. David wins the Pit. David performs well in the mission. David gets douched over and gets voted BACK in the Pit. Sound familiar? If you have indeed heard that before, then you can just go read one of L Con’s [...]

This week’s Road Rules was unlike any other! People acting completely stupid and illogical, catty fights over nothing, and Road Ruler’s being so childish you want to punch them in the face! Oh, wait, never mind, that is the recipe for every single episode. It was your weekly ho-hum episode except MTV started to really [...]

Well for the first time in a while, this episode was actually slightly entertaining! The reason being, you get to see everyone hurt themselves which is inherently funny. Last week Derek volunteered himself in to the Pit and America voted him to go up against Dan. Shocker! Dan comes out and says how he has [...]

Let me just start off by saying thank you to those who read my columns. This week was painfully boring, but I enjoy reading your comments, keep ‘em comin! As usual we start with the Pit challenge this week. If you’ll flash back to last week, you’d remember that David got voted in to the [...]

I’m not even going to bother. . . . it’s insultingly easy to caption this Since Dan volunteered himself into the Pit last week, we see him pitted against Derek. Derek is the new member of the Pit Crew, replacing Abe who went bat shit crazy a few weeks back. Once we see Dan and [...]