Author: Honey Gangsta

“We’re totally over each other.” So here we are, back for another excruciating episode of Date My Ex. We have to first backtrack and watch Jo pretend to be shocked again that Slade has the gall to participate in this ordeal she’s going through – as if they didn’t come up with this together. So [...]

Yes, this girl is very important, so pay attention. Okay so I have to admit that I never watched Jo or Slade or any combination of the two on The Real Housewives of Orange County, so I am going into Date My Ex completely blind. I do not have any preconceived notions of either one’s [...]

“I never meant to hurt you…” Well, it’s been a long road, my friends. A long painful road through this season of The Bachelorette. DeAnna returned from torturous rejection to show the world THE CORRECT way to do this show. She was treated completely unfairly and humiliated before the nation, so she came back to [...]

“Oh the boys must be SO happy to see me again!” Hey beloved readers, I know I promised to recap the The Bachelorette Men Tell Nothing, so I’m presenting this just before I dive into the THREE HOUR finale recap. Hope you enjoy and that it will hold you over until we can jointly shred [...]

“Graham, Graham, wherefore art thou Graham?” Tonight on The Bachelorette DeAnna goes on three nearly identical dates in the Bahamas. The guys can DEFINITELY see themselves falling in love with DeAnna and she can DEFINITELY see herself spending the rest of her life with each of them. It’s a Fantasy Overnight Three-peat to remember!

“Who’s taking me home first?” Welcome to DeAnna’s journey across America, also known as the Hometown Dates! Tonight The Bachelorette crisscrosses the fruited plain to meet the families of her potential one and only. And what grand insights will the families provide? Join me as we get down to it!

DeAnna begins to feel trapped… Well beloved readers, it’s getting down to the wire. This season of The Bachelorette seems to have flown by because after tonight we are down to the final four! But first we have to make a visit to Palm Springs because DeAnna needs a little desert air to figure out [...]

“I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown…” Here we are, beloved readers, down to nine eligible bachelors on this, the fourth incarnation of The Bachelorette. It’s more and more interesting to me each week to note the differences between how guys act when competing for a girl versus how girls act when competing for [...]

It’s raining men. Welcome to another super-sized episode of The Bachelorette! Tonight the guys dress up like cowboys, go on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and continue to hen peck one another in a grand romantic attempt to win DeAnna’s affection. I’ve got two hours to wade through so without further adieu, let’s get started!

The belle of the ball APOLOGIES, beloved readers, on the arrival of this recap. The job that actually pays my bills took up an inordinate amount of my precious time this last week, but it shan’t happen again! And before we start, I have to vent to you a tiny frustration about this season of [...]

Who’s laughing now? Tonight is the special 2 hour premiere episode of The Bachelorette. DeAnna has returned from rejection to blink us back into the arms of destiny. She’s learned a big lesson in a big way, and the biggest part of that lesson is to never come on TV to find love. Oops, no, [...]

Such a dork. The night is finally here! The Bachelor – all the way from London, England – is finally going to make up his mind and propose to his one and only true love. Who will it be? Well, first the two lucky finalists have to try and prove themselves to Matt’s British family [...]

Quick! The women are telling all! So I tried, I really tried to come up with anything to say about The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, but seriously, there was nothing new. Stacey was back to explain how embarrassed she was about being such a drunken freak show on the first episode and then as [...]

“Look at all these pine trees!” Tonight on The Bachelor we head for Barbados to watch three lucky girls give it up in the hopes of being The Chosen One. Poor Matt. He is just so confused because he has such a brilliant connection with three different women and he has no idea how he’s [...]

“I’m so near to fame I can smell it!” Tonight on The Bachelor Matt goes on his hometown dates! For the first time in Bachelor history, we meet a celebrity father. Okay, maybe not really a celebrity, but at least someone who was on the show “Are You Hot?” No, come to think of it, [...]

“Lovely weather we’re having!” This week is a big one on The Bachelor. Matt has to decide which girls he will be joining in their own hometowns to meet their families! There’s really no way of knowing who his favorites are because he’s played tonsil hockey with everyone and thinks they’re all “brilliant.” Maybe a [...]

It’s the “naughty stool” for these two gigglers. Tonight The Bachelor takes a turn for the serious. But before that happens we have a jolly good English group date and a really dreamy 50′s date at a swell diner. Matt continues doling out the kisses, Pouting Robin continues doling out the frowns and Leelee continues [...]

“It’s a royal bloody red cah-pet!” It’s another romance and suspense filled episode of The Bachelor! This week Matt dabbles in show business, the girls showcase their athletic ability, and Shayne ponders the origins of the universe. The girls are starting to get possessive and Matt is starting to get generous with his lips. The [...]

The girls discover that someone is here for the “wrong” reasons. Welcome back to The Bachelor! I’m so happy to have you guys with me again! Thank you so much for all of your comments last week. I love having my cohorts along for the ride. This week the girls are really starting to show [...]

Real men are from England. Welcome, beloved readers to the 12th and greatest season of The Bachelor! I have missed you so much since my Amazing Race stint. I’m so happy to be back with my favorite of all shows, The Bachelor. This season has been dubbed The Bachelor: London Calling. I’m not really sure [...]

Get it? Welcome to Miami! Bienvenido a Miami! Ah Miami. Home of Scarface. Will American Idol be leading us on a drug-filled adventure through the crowded beaches and scantily-clad leathery women (and dudes)? Join me please in the crime laden streets of debauchery to see if we can weed out this generation’s emerging mega-talent.

“Don’t ANCHOR your team down.” Welcome to The Amazing Race finale! Tonight Phil starts us off with a tender look back over the season to reminisce about adventures and teams gone by. The following things bring a tear to my eye: The LA Blondes almost getting squashed by a bus, a dancing muppet, donkey abuse, [...]

“Happy birthday, Jen!” Tonight’s episode is absolutely amazing! I was literally so excited watching this episode that I was jumping around and screaming. This is what I’m talking about. This is one Amazing Race! This leg is the race to determine which teams will make it into the finale to compete for the grand million [...]

“No time to look at the castle – RUN!” Welcome back to The Amazing Race! I’m not sure if this only happened where I live, but something was mis-timed between the cable scheduling and the DVR recording instructions and as a result, only the second half of tonight’s episode got recorded. But thanks to the [...]

“I have a really difficult, complicated life.” Tonight is the final installation of our super-special holiday treat: Newport Harbor: Home For the Holidays. We last left Chrissy pouting over the fact that she can’t have everything and everyone and also, her ultra-annoying friend Kylie has been acting like she’s way too good for all of [...]

Not me! Hi guys! Welcome to the eighth leg of this Amazing Race! I know this recap is tardy and I apologize as I was out of town for the first half of this week, but here we are and it’s getting down to final few. It’s getting better every week!

Clay bounces back. Wow guys, sorry this one’s so late. Holidays, you know. And unlike the Newport Harbor kids, I was not home for the latest holiday. I was out of town for a few days, but now I’m back and ready to party! Let’s see what the kids have cooked up for us this [...]

“Be there in a jif!” Wow, tonight’s is the most exciting episode of The Amazing Race I have ever seen! There are lots of delays allowing everyone to catch up to each other, lots of scary and difficult challenges, and lots and lots of bad luck. This is what I like to see. Grand holiday [...]

“Oh cripes. You saw that?” And we’re back with more Newport Harbor: Home for the Holidays! Except this week nobody is at home and there is no holiday – unless you count Billy Frat Party Day as a holiday. Evs, lets join the gang down at the beach in Newport, or up at the beach [...]

Welcome Home for the Holidays! Home, that is, to Newport Harbor! MTV is treating us to four special episodes catching us up on what is going on with our favorite flaky rich kids from Orange County. We left them setting off into either the big world of college, the big world of Europe, the big [...]

Engagement Announcement So I have carefully reviewed my meticulous recaps and I am quite certain that in Episode 1 of Season 12 of The Amazing Race, Phil explained that 8 of the 11 legs are elimination legs. This would imply – no – mathematically assure, that 3 of the 11 legs are NOT elimination legs. [...]

“You brought your own gnome?” Tonight on The Amazing Race we hear lots of “I love you’s,” but not from whom you may expect. We also learn that the former Soviet Union is full of gorgeous young girls and costume-wearing grandparents who enjoy taunting visiting tourists. Nate and Jen are mean to everyone, not just [...]

“Is that a chicken or a goat?!” This week on The Amazing Race, we remain in poverty-stricken Africa to learn more local customs and compete for more luxurious prizes. Get ready to stoke the local economy with Leg Number Four!

“What is love?” Oh my gosh! This truly is the most shocking Final Rose Ceremony ever on The Bachelor. There has been so much hubbub over Brad’s decision and so many rumors flying around trying to explain it. I’ve never been so overwhelmed with the outcome of a reality show! There’s a lot to examine [...]

“You’re going to what?” Hello beloved readers! Welcome to this week’s thoughts on The Amazing Race. Thank you everyone who submitted nickname suggestions for Ronald. You guys crack me up and I love reading all of your comments. I chose Moronald (Thanks TinkerBellAPixie!), mostly because I love how it rolls off the tongue and brain. [...]

11 of 25 Women and we actually speak to 5. Here we are at The Bachelor: The Women Tell All. I’m not really sure why they do this except to stretch the season out a little bit longer. Seriously, it should be called The Women Tell Nothing. It’s basically a bunch of replaying stuff we’ve [...]

Who doesn’t love Amsterdam? This week The Amazing Race takes us to the Netherlands! The closest I’ve come to the Netherlands culturally is Copenhagen, Denmark, which boasts extraordinarily relaxed drug and prostitution laws along with prolific bicycle riding. Being of Danish descent, I felt right at home and greatly proud of my sturdy forbears. Several [...]

The seduced. Hello my beloved readers! I owe you all a grand apology which I am prepared to give right now for being so late on this installment of my thoughts on The Bachelor. I moved this week and if you’ve ever moved, you know the torturous ordeal I have just been through and know [...]

Ready… Set… RACE! Hello dear readers! I must apologize right off as I embark on this new adventure of recapping The Amazing Race. I am shamefully late this week, but I do have a valid excuse, and that is that I moved this week. If you have ever moved, you will sympathize with my nightmare [...]