Author: Hypnotoad

What’s so mysterious about Chuck’s bulging package?

This week on Desperate Housewives, things.  Get.  Pissy.  Everyone’s just pissed off in this one, kids.  Anyway, most of the plot (it feels like) concerns Lynette fighting with someone.  What?!  Lynette fights with someone?!  She’s negative about someone else’s happiness?!  Well.  This is brand new.  Lynette’s sister Lydia (you may remember her from Season 4, [...]

Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: Carlos Solis.

The very last season premiere of DH forever.

The very last first episode of a season ever. Like, EVER.

The PLL summer season first half of season two first finale of the second season’s first half.

If only Hanna could hold her liquor like she holds her cupcakes…

Wow, a non-erotic massage. This should be scintillating to watch.

It’s Jason vs. Ezra in a battle of the blands.

I love Lucy!

We have cupcake, people!

Let’s add some Spencer fuel to the Daddy-Issues Fire.

Daddy issues are the new black.

In between coffee breaks, mysteries are solved.

This episode blew my mind. But who blew Ian’s?

Touching moments, ruined by my fart jokes.

The only thing more mysterious than this episode is the meat.

Season premiere, bitches.

Part 2 (the less boring part) of the finale!

Part 1 (the boring part) of the finale.

A mixture of some excitement and a lot of “meh.”

Poison. And the possibility of poi.

Just a plain ole minicap. I’ll be creative next week. Maybe.

Felicia Tilman’s Food Network fail.

What if they all tweeted?

Gabby and Bree have total friendship wood.

TTYL, Linds. I hardly knew ye.

Seriously! It’s a DH crossword puzzle!

The death of Dick.

Desperate Haiku

Susan gets a kidney. Tom gets berated.

Season finale! Tension! Suspense! Cell phones!

A nighttime groove

Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.

The hills are alive with the sound of plot development.

Where are Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan when you need them?

Gabby needs therapy. And so does Marc Cherry.

Mini cap of last night’s DH

Eggs are romantic. But also make you gassy.