Author: Hypnotoad

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Oh, the humanity.

Tom has . . . how can I put this delicately? A big penis.

Bree causes a divorce, because that’s what she does.

Bree goes through The Change. Yup. It’s come to this.

Lynette tries to convince Tom mom is one taco short of a fiesta platter.

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Lynette looks a gift horse in the mouth and insults it.

Lynette exploits her daughter. Marc Cherry exploits little people.

Tom Scavo smokes a doob chock full of mystical Italian spices.

DH is a repeat this week, and so is this recap. Come on in!

Desperate Housewives returns!

The City ends its second season.

Roxy and Whit break up! Olivia picks out shiny things!

Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!

Olivia pulls through. Roxy pulls through. I pull my hair out.

A Elle of an episode.

Olivia fails. Multiple times. And it’s awesome.

Tonight on The City: Olivia proves she’s worse at her job than Roxy is at hers. Which is saying a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Whit shows her line to Elle, and Erin has had it with Olivia’s lack of ethics. And responsibility. And tact. And human emotions. Dwight Schrute has really let himself [...]

Another week of dumbassery.

Olivia stands upright and wears pretty things.

Frenchy McFrench French is on the scene.

DH gets their sh** together for a decent season finale!

Olivia literally pisses off every single main character on the show, resulting in three awesome mini-showdowns.

Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.

This week on The City: Whit has to whore her clothes out to some magazines, including Elle. But Olivia? Not so impressed.

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality

After months and months of waiting, it’s time for us to see Whit-Whit’s fashion show! But before that, it’s a whirlwind of activity as Joe Zee sits Olivia and Erin down separately to figure out what’s wrong. Besides, you know, the fact that they hate each other. So Joe gives Olivia a new job at [...]

It’s all about Eddie tonight, as Marc Cherry (who wrote this episode) tries to make us figure out why we should really care about Eddie. Does it work? I’ll let you be the judge of that (but it totally doesn’t). And so, we’re treated to all the ladies’ interactions with Li’l Eddie throughout the years [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, who I guess actually did go to Paris with her lesbian lova, Robin. Well, good luck on your new show, Dana Delany! And Julie Benz, good luck on your . . . on your . . . [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane party, replete with drinks, appetizers, and awkward revelations, as Katherine goes all Anne Heche on Robin’s ass and is all, I don’t know if I’m gay or not! Take me to Fresno so I can knock [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? What’s that? They’re supposed to be in New York City? Yeah, no one’s gonna buy that, dumbass. While they’re on the Universal lot — fine, FINE: “New York City,” they run into Heidi Klum and Paulina [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives, Tom and Lynette totes forget Penny’s birthday, sealing her fate as the least cared about child since Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. And/or Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. And maybe that poor kid who was in Home Alone 3. And to add insult to injury, Lynette [...]

This Week on Desperate Housewives: Geez, Julie Benz hit the jackpot after dying in Dexter, cuz this episode is all about her. Or her character, Robin, an ex-stripper. Lynette bitches at Robin about Parker wanting to do her; Gabby convinces her to convince Ana to move away; Robin convinces Bree to strip for Orson using [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Remember when Susan inherited that strip club, and you thought, “Yeah, this’ll be fun for one episode, but that’s it, okay?” Well, StripperSaga continues as Susan convinces one of the Double D’s girls (guest star Julie Benz, who played a vampire on Buffy for about 8 seconds) to quit stripping, and [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re treated to one of those episodes of the show where nothing really happens and everything is supposed to be funny. The operative phrase being “supposed to be.” Gabby and Susan have a falling out over the [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really not. Tom goes back to work (again) for Carlos in Lynette’s place. Bree decides to take care of Orson, not because it’s the right thing to do, but because she doesn’t want to go to hell. Atta [...]