Author: J-Mo

Well, here we are once again, and I managed to out-write the publishing platform! No matter, I’m getting better at this all the time… when we last left off with our stylestants, they were getting ridiculously drunk and impersonating the previous loozahs of the season (and Bitchy Charlie’s Nekisa impression was to die for!) …honey, [...]

Good evening dearest gasmii, and welcome to another episode of the possibly-well-rated real-ality Bravo TV hair-styling competition show Shear Genius! This was a very exciting week in so many ways. I finally discovered what makes Exotic Nekisa so exotic… she is Iranian! And did you know that she was “Iranian Of The Day” on July [...]

Once upon a time, there were seven little stylists who went to the Shear Genius Cosmetology Academy… and they were each assigned very hazardous challenges… but *I* took them away from all of that… and now they work for me… my name… is J-Mo! “… dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss, dooo-de-dooooooo de doo-doo-doo dooo-de-dooooooo de doo-doo-dooooooooooo…” …yes, on tonight’s [...]

Helloooooooo gasmii! I am so sorry about the length of time required to get this recap to you! As you may or may not recall, I was in Louisville, KY this weekend helping my drag queen friend compete for National Entertainer Of The Year, and let me tell you, when we finished, the bottoms of [...]

Well, well, well, here we are again… when we last left our fearless stylestants of Shear Genius, a fight had broken out between Lesbiana Dee and Bitchy Charlie over whether or not the Short Cut Challenge called “Nexxus Salon Swap” had truly showcased their talents… Lesbiana Dee was of the opinion that she had won [...]

Hello hair-hoppers! You know, there is an old saying in drag-queen circles that says “Never let ‘em see your penis… unless they pay extra, in cash, up front!”… and that really is an apropos statement in regards to tonight’s episode of Shear Genius, because there is so much genitalia exposed, you might think you’ve turned [...]

Well, I’ll be damned! I didn’t think my powers of chit-chat and gab could outlast the publishing platform, but it seems that although I saved it, the very last part of my recap was cut off! I promise, this coda is gonna be short! Where were we? Oh yeah, they brought the six trembling adults [...]

Hey y’all, it’s me, J-Mo, back again to wade through the clouds of hairspray and styling mousse… wait, does anybody even use “styling mousse” any more?… like, do you remember in the 80′s they used to have this totally awesome Clairol product called “Pazazz” and it was this super rad hair mousse that had tiny [...]

Hi-hi Gasmii! It’s me, J-Mo, back again to help guide you as we work our way through the pretentious bitch-fest that is the second episode of Shear Genius Season Two, where hair-stylists are cannon-fodder, and some of Bravo’s far less talented reality stars are striving hard for Minute 16! “Kim Vo, did you just cut [...]

As if the humiliating (and really, it should also be rather humbling) experience of being the first “stylestant” axed from Season Two of Shear Genius wasn’t bad enough for Mr. Oshun (of the Motion Lotion Potion), I discovered his awesome exit interviews on BravoTV.com are filled with incredulity, incoherence, and a big side-order of incompetence… [...]

***Letter from the Editor: You guys have sent us letters asking for Shear Genius recaps, and we have found the perfect writer for you. Please welcome to newest member to the TVgasm family, J-MO!!! HOLLA! Now that Top Chef is finished for another season, and we’re waiting for another season of Project Runway to begin, [...]