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Daily Digest

Having trouble thinking straight in anticipation of tonight’s Las Vegas Christmas Special? Catch up with what you missed over at Newsgasm: Sekou didn’t really make a name of himself on Survivor, but maybe he’ll do better with his jazz band. I hope they give us a chance to vote him off The Quiet Storm as [...]


Game Shows

Oops! He did it again! Did you ever get the feeling that one day, WIlliam Shatner would wake up, look at himself in the mirror, and say “What’s going on? I’m William Shatner!”, and then his whole world would implode? Well, I hope Bill didn’t look into the mirror this morning, because we just got [...]


Survivor

If you haven’t yet watched last night’s episode of Survivor, LOOK NO FURTHER. This post contains spoilers and I don’t want to be responsible for ruining a great hour of television. That being said, it is almost finale time, and it is always fun speculating on who is going to win. When it comes to [...]


American Idol

One of my friends, who I call the coolest person in the world, was talking about how much they loved American Idol. After the New Year, the beginning of January meant a little bit of a let down for a lot of us as we had nothing to look forward to except three more months [...]


Soap Operas

Yes! Finally! Somebody has decided to recap Days of Our Lives! Is it going to be me? Of course not. I already had to drop Veronica Mars and Battlestar Galactica, so this gig will not be full-time for me. However, with all of the new writers that we have been adding, I thought it would [...]


America's Next Top Model

It’s tough being single around the holidays. Not only do you miss out on some great gifts and the most slamming holiday parties, but you know that when you go home, your entire family is going to ask you why you haven’t married. The problem is that I don’t want to marry just anybody. Perhaps [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Recently, B-side posted about his frustrations with purchasing a Nintendo Wii and some general DirecTV HD DVR shenanigans. In the meantime, let me move on to something else that is pissing me off. My iPod broke, which is no bid deal. I used it a lot and I said that when it died, I would [...]


America's Next Top Model

As much as a fan as I am of America’s Next Top Model, this season’s finalists don’t really inspire the kind of debate that we have seen in the past. And even outside of modeling, there were very few story lines that have kept us talking. Melrose, Eugena, and Caridee on their own could have [...]


Heroes

I don’t hate Mondays as much as other people, and with the advent of 24, I could say that Mondays were one of my favorite days of the year. And then came Heroes, which actually has me wishing that the weekend is over sooner, even if my hangover is telling me that I really need [...]


Awards Shows

Click to Play As B-Side noted a little earlier, Katie and Madeyoulaugh made it to the Big in ’06 Awards red carpet this past weekend. We’ll post some more highlights of the event later in the week, but we couldn’t let too much time pass before relaying this very special message from Dr. Will Kirby.


America's Next Top Model

While I haven’t completely given up on this season of America’s Next Top Model, I just haven’t been able to generate the excitement for Cylce 7′s final four like I have been able to for other seasons. However, I think there is hope. I was having nightmares that the judges were going to put the [...]


Contests

It’s the Holiday season and TVgasm is in the spirit of giving. We still have contests open for a wonderful bag of swag and General Hospital goodies, but we know we could still do more. That’s why we are having a scavenger hunt for some great TVgasm prizes. Simply find where we’ve hidden the image [...]


Heroes

After all of the excitement we had last week on Heroes, I knew it would be fun to be able to step back, take a few deep breaths and relax during this week’s episode. That’s not to say that this week’s episode was boring, because it was still packed with a lot of great information, [...]


America's Next Top Model

There is no doubt that I still love America’s Next Top Model, but it is quite clear that the producers are a little too much in love with themselves. There has been a well-publicized writers strike on the show, but I really don’t think the writers are the problem, unless they were the ones charged [...]


Tivo Alert

As long as your television blog reachers at least 50 people, the great people who work public relations for various networks and studios start to get to work. By the time you get to be the size of TVgasm, reaching millions of people a month, keeping track of all of the press releases is more [...]


Clipgasm

There are lots of funny commercials out there, and then there are the ones that aren’t so funny. Among those we consider not so funny are the commercials that make bad circumcision jokes, but somehow it all passed muster over at Blue Shield. Click on the Image to play.


Heroes

Finally! The Heroes moment we have all been waiting for! Save the cheerleader. Save the world. I still think it sounds kind of dumb, and really, we all are going to die anyway. In the grand scheme of things, how bad would it be if Sylar was running the world? We are sort of overdue [...]


Daily Digest

B-side is out of town, so here is your Newsgasm Daily Digest, J-Unit style (slightly darker, always mellow, goes down smooth – or was that Miller Genuine Draft?): Ever wonder what would happen if they took the SNL skit “The Girl With No Gaydar” and made into a series? Neither did I, but Endemol USA [...]


America's Next Top Model

First, I want to thank all of the people who wrote in this past week wondering where the recap for America’s Next Top Model was. Despite some very interesting theories, I am not giving up on the ANTM recaps. I just had a lot of other stuff to do, and frankly, last week’s episode didn’t [...]


Heroes

First let me say that I was very excited for this past week’s episode of Heroes. You see, we have outfitted the TVgasm offices with a brang spanking new 1080p LCD Television and 6.1 Surround. For those of you who don’t know what that means, it translates to I have an HD setup that is [...]


General Hospital

Even if you don’t know much about soap operas, you probably know the names Luke and Laura, the General Hospital supercouple that defined the ideal soap opera pairing for generations. This may sound like I am engaging in hyperbole, but just mention the words Port Charles, Lucky, or Lulu sometime during your lunch break at [...]


Real World

Ever since B-side and I started TVgasm two years ago, our mission was for TVgasm to take over the world. There have been a few little bumps along the way, but as long as there is still blood pumping in veins (and it’s not accompanied by too much liquor), world domination will continue to be [...]


Real World

Ever since B-side and I started TVgasm two years ago, our mission was for TVgasm to take over the world. There have been a few little bumps along the way, but as long as there is still blood pumping in veins (and it’s not accompanied by too much liquor), world domination will continue to be [...]


America's Next Top Model

jaeda – huge surrise that brooke went home. iam the one that has been sucking melrose and caridee – singing a songa bout brooke michelle – i have the talent to be a model, but I’m not sure if I have everything it takes melrose – i want to do big things with my life [...]


Tivo Alert

One of the great things about blogging is that I get to watch lots of embarrassing television and get away with it by saying it’s part of the job. This helps when you are trying to explain to people why you have a season pass of Days of Our Lives on the Tivo in your [...]


Heroes

As we get further into the first season of Heroes, it’s becoming quite obvious that it is my favorite show on television. I like it so much, I don’t even wait for the Tivo to record for fifteen minutes just so I can skip the commercials. Yes, I actually watch this show live. Now the [...]


Heroes

It’s really too bad that a show like Desire can pop up five times a week, yet we must wait an entire seven days for new episodes of Heroes. I hope the NBC security is awesome because I know more people who would try and pull off an armed robbery of future Heroes episodes somewhere [...]


Battlestar Galactica

So I guess I should have expected a little bit of a let down during this last episode of Battlestar Galactica. After so much excitement during the escape from New Caprica, anything that follows is bound to be a little less exciting. The occupation on New Caprica was polarizing in a number of ways, and [...]


Contests

Since I have started TVgasm over two years ago, I have often wondered to myself if I could ever spend enough time away booze and other various aspects of partying here in Los Angeles to devote to TVgasm. I try my best, but as the site has become bigger and more complicated to maintain, some [...]


Veronica Mars

After this last episode of Veronica Mars, I think I am getting very close to the sacrilegious by saying that I am really beginning to enjoy the third season more than the second. I thought the first season was brilliant and the second season a worth follow up that got lost at times trying to [...]


America's Next Top Model

This season of America’s Next Top Model has been very frustrating to me. Never have I seen so many girls do so little with so much potential. Outside of the Grudge Twins, I think that this has been a pretty good season as far as looks go. But when it comes to the pictures most [...]


American Idol

TVgasm visited the American Idol auditions in Pasadena back in August. For some reason, we have yet to compile any of that footage into something interesting, but as long as the TVgasm housekeeping staff doesn’t throw it away, expect something from that later. This post has nothing to do with that, however. We know how [...]


Heroes

I hope that there were a lot of people out there that got a chance to see the Heroes marathon on Sunday, and I would like to thank madeyoulaugh for having my back and reminding everybody. Being lazy and having no motivation is a lot easier when you know there are other picking up the [...]


Battlestar Galactica

I really wish that the producers of Battlestar Galactica made the “Exodus” episode two hours. Last week’s episode was good, but I thought it was kind of boring. Then again, I thought it was boring by design and had a feeling that part two would be what everybody would want to write home about. I’m [...]


Contests

When Mark Burnett introduced Americans to Survivor back in the summer of 2000, he realized that a lot of people would enjoy seeing other people fight to win for a million dollars. Although I always thought it would be fun to be on Survivor, I realize that my lazy ass wouldn’t last very long. As [...]


Veronica Mars

Has anybody else felt that this season of Veronica Mars was slightly different from the previous seasons? I still love the show, but something was, how do you say it? Oh yes. Something was different. What we had in seasons one and two were two huge mysteries that had to be solved. First is was [...]


Tivo Alert

I was never really a huge fan of Howard Stern. I don’t particularly like listening to anybody on the radio, and he was no exception. However, I did respect the way he liked to push the limits and I religiously watched him when his show was still on E!. It’s really unfortunate that the people [...]


America's Next Top Model

As many of you saw last night, B-side and I made a special cameo appearance on America’s Next Top Model. Well, it wasn’t so much of a cameo as it was us crashing a party, and I can assure you that all of the gory details will be contained within the recap. In the meantime, [...]


America's Next Top Model

So, I was watching America’s Next Top Model tonight, and look who showed up! Wow, they really don’t care what kind of idiots they let on this show, do they? Find out the whole story in the recap tomorrow!