Author: Jane and Blanche

This week’s installment of Hollywood Exes again answers the question why they don’t put more nice people on TV. These ladies seem very nice and relatively normal… for California… and reality TV.  VH1 needs to give them a storyline or drama or SOMETHING! We never thought we’d be wishing for Dina Lohan (she was rumored to be doing the [...]

So another week of Hollywood Exes is upon us. Sigh. We really like these ladies. Sigh. It’s hard to be funny when they’re all just so nice. Double sigh. This week we learn that Nicole is flawless and may very well be the most perfect woman ever created. Drea has low-class (numbers) and isn’t better than [...]

Hello folks! We’re back for another week of Hollywood Exes with our fingers crossed for some good drama. We have watched reality TV for a lot of years and know that producers LOVE their drama so surely there will be some weave-pulling action happening soon, right? We hope so because so far this show has [...]

We’re baaack! Does it feel like it’s been a whole week? Time again for our new favorite almost-drama. Hollywood Exes. When last we head from Jessica, she had told Jose (her ex-husband and current douchebag) that he could move in with her and their 15-year-old daughter so that he could “be a parent again.”  This week’s [...]

Hola Gasmii! We hope you all had a safe and happy holiday! Jane hit the bottle pretty hard so the recap should be interesting tomorrow. Big shout out to Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live for asking Mayte the funniest interview question we’ve seen to date- “What was it like living with Prince, did y’all share [...]

 A brand spanking new show guys! Is it a new concept? Well, no, but who cares, it’s on TV and it’s hot outside! Hollywood Exes: the title says it all. This show is all about 5 women who were once married to an A-list man but are now divorced and living in squalor… which in [...]

Hola Gasmii! We got a double dose of our show last night- they want us extra hooked right from the start!  Let us introduce you to the 5 ladies we will be following in to the cray cray: First we meet Andrea Kelly, R Kelly’s ex-wife. Yes he had a wife and has kids other [...]

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Alexis is told off, but probably doesn’t understand a word of it, God bless her heart.

 Slade?! He doesn’t have insurance! The night begins with Vicki throwing her daughter under the bus and Alexis sitting in front of a short bus named Tamra. Vicki cries to Brooks about how horrible her children are even though she’s a perfect mother. Heather has a lunch date with another of her super successful actress [...]