Author: Kat

OK, so he didn’t technically tell her to bend over, but it’s what he meant and what I choose to remember. Fantastic episode of House happening here, so I’ll just get on with it. In an airplane, DB Sweeney and a teenage girl are listening to jazz. Remember when he was so hot in The [...]

OK, so, quit your bitchin’, I combined the last two House episodes into one recap. Honestly, I found the Foreman-is-still-sick story a little boring. And, I don’t deal well with dead babies. Plus I had all of my fabulous TVgasm galas to attend, and I had to spend all the huge wads of cash that [...]

When this episode of House started I almost thought I was on the wrong channel. It’s shot like your NYPD Blue or your The Shield, with jumps cuts and handheld cameras and that “gritty” filter. By the way, The Shield is shot in my neighborhood, so you can tell I’m very wealthy and high-class. Anyway, [...]

This was an admirable episode of

Last week on House: lesbians! Whooo!!!! Oh, wait. They never even once wear lingerie. Well, on with the recap then. We open on a woman lying in bed, completely awake and tortured by the sound of the faucet, the heater, the clock, you name it. Her girlfriend lies next to her completely asleep until Hannah [...]

The one episode where I could say “poke ‘er? I hardly knew ‘er!” and the episode isn’t even about the evils of sex. Sigh. This week on House they take a break from condemning the pleasure of the flesh to cure a six-year-old who wasn’t even abused! Wow, this is a dang cool science museum! [...]

…Because, really, that seems to be the overwhelming message of this show, again, some more. No, seriously ” don’t take your clothes off. What is this show, a PSA? We open up on a rockin’ bridge game with a bunch of older people and one young girl, who I think is also in Neutrogena ads. [...]

So I think what Lost was trying to do with this episode was give some big ups to the ladiez. I thought it worked pretty well for Rousseau, and Claire came off pretty well too, though perhaps a little flakey, but Kate…not so much. Actually, at this point I just kind of feel sorry for [...]

Here’s an episode of House that talks about sex, but sadly Cuddy isn’t really involved. It’s about a 15-year-old model who’s getting sick, and we all know it’s especially sad when someone hot dies, so everyone tries their darndest to save her. If the big secret is that she’s a hermaphrodite or something, I’m gonna [...]

Ai yai yai, graphic content. And I know it’s not gonna be the sexy kind. You guys, I do not deal well with people being burned, so if this House recap isn’t joyful and light, that’s why. So two guys are riding around in a….dune…dirt…bike buggy? I don’t really know what those are called, but [...]

You know what my absolute favorite thing is about recapping Lost? Catching the last moments of Freddie. Oh, how giddy I become, waiting in anticipation as my Tivo dutifully switches to ABC, where I can delight to Brian Austin Green “playing” a spoiled shit and thrill to the antics of Spanish-speaking mothers. Just kidding. I [...]

This was a good return to form for House. All the characters got face time and some good lines, House was funny, and there was even a bit of sexy sex. My favorite! Plus, more recognizable guests stars, including this chick who has been around, and looked the same, forever. This lady has found the [...]

All right, I know this entry was a long time coming, so I’ll dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the recap. But I have to get this in here somewhere: Lost. There! Now you know which show you’re reading about. The opening goes straight into a flashback, where Jack and his dad are [...]

Well, I’ve been sick for the past week now, and I felt sorry for myself at first, but then I watched House and realized it could be so much worse. I don’t have bloody bruises covering my stomach that make me smell like grapes, my tears aren’t orange, and I don’t have strawberry jelly on [...]

I’ve heard the argument that this episode was too slow, but I’m not gonna hear it. This was fantastic, I thought. As good as Lost has ever been. Lots of characters got face time, the plot advanced, it went in new directions, there was even some kissing! With tongues! And most shockingly of all, Kate [...]

Alrighty, this was good TV! It flowed, it ebbed, it entertained. House is shaping up to be quality television. Not necessarily heart pumping or laffs-a-minute, but they do good work with a small cast and limited scope. It all comes down to the writing, I think, and the actors get some great lines. But there’s [...]

So this House recap is crazy late, mea culpa, etc etc. Moving along. The episode was a weird mix of hot sexy sex and warning about how horribly wrong it can go if you don’t use a rubber. Wilson was looking good, House was rocking the leather jacket, Cameron and Chase got funky, but the [...]

Well I for one did not enjoy this installment of Lost, and I’m not afraid to say it. My main complaint is that the show is really starting to insult its fans by replaying the same scenes two episodes in a row. Also, Ana Lucia is starting to make Kate look like a barrel of [...]

I think House is a pretty good show, especially as far as procedurals go. The lead character is, obviously, compelling enough to carry the whole show, but he doesn’t have to since the supporting cast is also awesome. They’re all starting to interact more, and I especially love the scenes between Wilson and House. What [...]

Whew! Last week on House I thought the show was on the way to meeting its grisly, over-written demise. So thank goodness this episode was in top form, giving us Wilson bantering, Cuddy on a rampage, and Cameron being a dumb cow, all without trying to make us think about Serious Issues (although they did [...]

House returns to us from the tyrannical clutches of baseball with what I’m sure was supposed to be a compelling Issues episode, but honestly it came across a little goofy. However, it featured guest star Ron Livingston YAY! Another one I’ve thought was a sex machine since back in the day (Swingers). And now American [...]

So a lot of people are complaining about this season’s slow pace compared to last year. But if all the questions were answered quickly, the show would be ended sooner! I think all the Lost fans should savor this show like a fine wine. This episode was all about feelings and emotions and peace and [...]

Well. My goodness. This was a darn good hour of TV. Word on the street is that the second episode of Lost this season was a letdown after the awesome premiere. I wouldn’t know firsthand because Adelphia decided to go on the fritz last Wednesday. I went into an inconsolable rage. KAT SMASH CABLE! So [...]

At first I wasn’t all that happy with this episode of House. It had a clipped pace to it that wasn’t very appealing, all the interesting action happened in the first half-hour, and some of the subplots were pretty strained. They tried to get all earnest with Serious Issues, like race dynamics. House is not [...]

OK everybody, we are about to embark on another season of what may be my favorite show ever. Last season saw some of the best writing and acting around, especially the pilot, the episode where we discovered Locke was wheelchair-bound before the crash, and the one where Boone and Locke find another downed plane. (Wow, [...]

They are NOT beating around the bush with this opener. In an extremely pink bathroom, a little girl turns on her extremely pink tape deck to “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera. A totally crap song, I know, but am I getting verklempt as we see this little bald girl begin downing dozens of pills? Yes, yes [...]

House is back with a vengeance this season, jumping right in and tackling race relations, the death penalty, and the ethics of withholding medical care. Also, there is some flirting with the randy lady administrators. The focus of this episode is on LL Cool J as a condemned man who is dying before the state [...]