Author: Krank Mills

America's Next Top Model

Cycle Eight: Now eight times as crazy!

This cycle’s batch of girls is the ugliest yet, but I don’t care because it also stands a chance at being the crazy-bestest yet. I mean, A RUSSIAN MAIL-ORDER BRIDE?? How can you top that? I’ll tell you how: You can’t. Although they did get rid of my favorite contestant first, there is still plenty [...]

Grease: You're the One That I Want

Recap: It’s a Super-Sweet, Sultry, Sophisticated, Sexy, Spontaneous, Sizzling Sandy Spectacular!

On this week’s episode of Grease: You’re the One That I Want, only the girls sing, which had the potential to be really boring (if you’ve been reading my recaps you can probably tell I likey the eye candy), but luckily the Dannys were still around to dance back-up and some of the Sandys were [...]

Grease: You're the One That I Want

Recap: Grease: Play It Straight, Louise!

Huzzah! This week’s episode of Grease: You’re the One That I Want is only one hour long. I wonder how will they cram in ten performances, PLUS a sing-off? Why, duets, of course! But there’s an undertone through this whole show (especially when Austin performs) that duets week is just an excuse to make the [...]

Grease: You're the One That I Want

Recap: Grease: Scandalicious is the Word

This week on Grease: We lose our first two finalists. Take a wild guess who. But the voting process has a twist and people are UP IN ARMS about it. I, for one, am not so incensed because I am all in favor of Philosopher Kings ruling my reality shows. They do know better! It’s [...]