Author: KrankMills and Flipit

Aaaaah you guys! Semi-finals! Really, what they mean is, it’s the second to last week! Ayii! Exclamation point! In case you’ve been brain dead all season, the remaining couples are the powerhouse Brooke Burke and Derek, “rebels” Lance Bass and Lacey, spastic Cody Linley and Julianne (she’s back!) and my personal fave, Warren Sapp and [...]

Ding dong the Looch is gone! As I’m sure you can imagine, I’m thrilled. Everyone left is pretty good, huh? This should be an awesome show! Everyone has to do two dances ’cause things are getting INTENSE! While it’s basically Brooke’s trophy to lose, I think one bad week could knock her off at this [...]

Last week, Cloris was finally eliminated. Now that we’re getting towards the end, this should be mostly good dancing, right? Well, with Cloris gone, the general dancing IQ of the “stars” has gone up like 70 points. I’m looking forward to tonight’s show. I’m not! Come back, Leach!

I love that on this show, the previouslies are made to look like Olde Timey footage. Did you know last week was actually 1932? Anways, last week in 1932, Rocco was eliminated while Cloris somehow managed to hang on for another week. And then Brooke went all Sylar on our asses and exploded like a [...]

Right of the bat this episode, we are treated to the slo-mo footage of Misty breaking her foot. We get it, DWTS, she’s gone. It’s sad. We mourn her. Can we move on now? It’s like they’re trying to make the show seem dangerous and edgy, but it’s not. Gonna. Happen. Frankly, I’m relieved she’s [...]

It’s week three, which I can hardly believe. It feels like I’ve been recapping this show FOREVER. Anyways, everyone with internet access and a remote interest in pop culture has heard by now that Misty May-Traenor suffered an injury to her ankle over the weekend. But if you haven’t heard, don’t worry, Tom Bergeron is [...]

Last week’s outrageous 6 hours of Dancing With The Stars resulted in the ousting of “comedian” Jeffrey Ross and professional handsome man Ted McGinley. I just have to say. Poor Jeffrey. Getting poked in the eye and then summarily kicked off the show. That’s gotta hurt. That glitter patch hurt us way more than it [...]