Author: L Boogie

We haven’t been talking to you because we don’t want to catch stupid.

Horses don’t kill, moms do.

The air vent in the ladies room is roomier than you’d think.

Even hobbits get pregnant

Former ho meets party animal

Pregs in Alabama

Teen momhood in TX

L-Boogie returns to take on 16 and Preggers

It is with sadness and regret that I announce…that I had to watch For the Love of Ray J. Last season wasn’t exactly brimming with talent and entertainment but I felt a little invested in what was going on. This time, not so much. I can only hope that Ray J decides to send home [...]

I could barely sit down to watch this week’s episode. This season has been such a letdown but I’m going to stick it out since this is my duty. Some people fight wars; I watch bad reality TV. This week’s episode picks up where the last one left off. Heartbreaker is lamenting the fact that [...]

On a very special For the Love of Ray J, the girls have to style and direct Ray J in a Sean John photo shoot. The first eleven minutes of the episode are very Adorable-centric so either she’s going to be the winner or she’s going home. She’s one of the more attractive girls so [...]

This week we learn that Lava is psycho, Just Right is boring, one of the girls smashed a homie (again) and the producers of the show always highlight the women who will be eliminated at the top of the show. Who smashed a homie you ask? I’ll give you one hint: It’s the celibate one. [...]

In the first three minutes of this week’s show, Trouble is drinking before noon, Extra is on a manhunt trying to figure out who left cornflakes in the sink and then she reads the bible. “I wonder how this book ends…”

Looks like my karma for all of those hours of voluntarily tickling homeless men has finally paid off because Ray J is back! So I totally tried to audition for this season but chickened out the night of the event. All of the castings were held at clubs and I didn’t think my sweatpants and [...]

We’re one episode away from finding out who will be crowned the King or Queen of the Jungle and boy am I relieved. I ended up enjoying the show in a weird way and I’ve become attached to Patti’s pigtails, Torrie’s nerdy glasses and Lou’s bare chest. I’m not so attached to the third Mario [...]

I’m back! The demons at Best Buy have been defeated and my computer is fixed. We’re on Day 18 of the celebrities supposedly being in the jungle. I’ve missed Lou, Janice and Sanjaya. But I’ve missed the summer’s sexiest couple most of all. Ebony and Ivory (Ivory comes with matching handcuffs).

I didn’t even turn to NBC until 8:10 ET becuase I figured they’d be showing clips from the last episode for the first 45 minutes or so. Imagine my surprise when I turned to the show and the action had already started. Damien and Myleene start off the show and Damien can’t even get his [...]

Well this is it. Tonight Stacey Anderson will choose the man that she will spend the next 24 hours with. TV Land is calling this a season finale so I guess the ratings were high enough to warrant a second season. My plea is that they pick someone with about four less kids and four [...]

It’s only day 2 of our 23 day journey and Speidi has already quit a total of three times. However, that’s the same number of times that they got engaged, got married and had a threesome with Perez Hilton so they’ll probably be back soon. The group has been divided into women vs. men teams [...]

Okay…so I’m a jackass. I thought that this was the last episode because they went to Vegas and there were only three guys left. It didn’t happen that way and now I am a little concerned for my mental well-being and the fate of this country. This week, Stacey takes the remaining three guys to [...]

If this was a show where I even slightly believed that Stacey would end up with one of her suitors, I’d care. It is quite clear however, that she will not end up with any of them long term and thus I am subjected to images like these for no reason. Spits or Swallows?

Vivica is the most impatient host in dating show history. Every week she calls the guys out and it’s always like “Hurry up guys” or “Come on fellas, we don’t have all day” or “Get your asses down here, I was in Independence Day and now I’m a game show host dammit!” You can totally [...]

How much you wanna bet Stacey’s gonna send David home tonight? I’m putting one real dollar on this one. I just had to get that out. Apparently last week’s talent show just wasn’t enough to convince Stacey of the guys’ value as human beings so this week they have to serenade Stacey. Am I watching [...]

This week on The Cougar, Stacey says she will be separating the boys from the men. Clearly Stacey has not evaluated the group of guys she’s assembled here. There’s a 9:3 men to boys ratio in this group. The only way she can determine these guys’ manliness is through a talent show. You can so [...]

Well ladies and gents, this is how it all ends. The cast of For the Love of Ray J, I’m gonna be presumptuous and say “season one”, has gathered to recap the season, update us on all their comings and goings and provide closure to those of us who have nothing better to do. A [...]

It is Week 2 of The Cougar! Let me just take a moment to add that to the “List of Phrases I Never Thought I’d Say.” Stacey managed to live through the what she calls “the wildest night” of her life. Wow. The only thing that was wild about it was her repeated exposure to [...]

VH1 officially pissed me off by showing a recap episode last week. Was that really necessary? It was so anticlimactic and quite frankly I’m uninterested in this finale. However, I’ve come this far and I might as well finish off this trash heap of a show. El heapo del trasho

The Cougar exists solely because it can. Seriously. In the opening sequence the announcer says that if men can date outside of the boundaries of reality, so can women. This episode we’ll meet our cougar, our host, 20 single pubescent boys and one kick ass ukulele. Oh. It’s just a guitar.

We’re down to the final 3 tonight; Danger, Unique and Cocktail. Unfortunately Ray is saddened by Chardonnay’s departure and mourns the fact that he just sent her home. First of all, she’s probably in the bedroom packing her clothes so get over it. Secondly, can we just never speak of that red bra wearing tranny [...]

The Lie Detector Episode. Need I say more? Every great television show has a lie detector episode. Richard Bey,Jenny Jones, Roseanne, The Jeffersons, The Simpsons and now For the Love of Ray J. All of these shows are also scripted. I will not let that dampen my excitement for this episode, especially since I have [...]

It’s time for the latest installment of the least interested man ever to be the star of a dating show. VH1 has been running commercials all week highlighting Feisty’s drunkeness and how it could jeopardize her chances in the house. I’m hoping that the same nonchalant attitude that every single person on this show possesses [...]

Woo hoo! Your man Ray J is back. A week without Ray J is like waiting a week for test results. You know that really important test that you retake several times because the results could mean the end of life as you know it. The test that makes you start thinking of all the [...]

This week’s episode opens with Ray J, The Cowardly Lion and the Mute waking up on the floor together. I guess this show’s budget was eaten up by Tool Academy. Even that cast gets to share an actual bed with their girlfriend once in a while. Oh well, any episode that opens like this has [...]

***There are some shows we do our best to ignore, but just…can’t. Please welcome your newest recapper, L-Booogie, with For the Love of Ray J! She was just assigned, so give her a couple days to catch up! For the Love of Ray J airs on VH1 so I shouldn’t have to describe the plot. [...]