Author: Leia LaBiblia

Kim is a greedy, despicable, talentless slut. And Sheree probably digs anal.

Miss Andy LaBobble gathers the coven for an hour of pointless pot-stirrage

Dario Argento’s terrifying tale looks even more gorgeous on Blu Ray!

NeNe VS Kim! Cynthia VS Gramps! Sheree VS an uppity casting assistant!

Rottenest Georgia Peach of them all.

Kim finds it difficult to keep friends she doesn’t employ or bone.

Kim stinks up a bus

Warn them, however, they may not walk away from this one…!

Sponsored by an Andy Cohen New Year’s Eve special that sets gay rights back 60 years.

Sheree…acts?

Sheree searches for an agent and Kim searches for a shred of vocal ability.

More sex talk with the housewives

Birthin

Sheree sharpens her tooldom in a tacky tango tournament.

More Kim singing — nothing better.

Mother’s Day party where Phaedra makes new friends and ugly faces.

A baby shower out of a Tyler Perry comedy, but funny.

Hola Gasmii– What’s cookin’? Can you believe those ex-child-star sisters, Paris Hilton‘s aunts, in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Can you believe that RHODC‘s wacky, warm-hearted Lynda admitted she’s a Republican on the Reunion show (making her the only semi-Jewish brutha-bangin’ fag-hag GOP member I know)? Can you believe how addictive Dexter and Boardwalk [...]

Kandi sings, NeNe whines and The Gays heart Kim.

Leia takes on Atlanta

The reunion continues and then gets super weird and awkward.

Leia gets scary.

Lots of yelling.

Season finale time!

The whining begins before the door to the Jew-Dice cabin even opens

Fight!

Rings in desserts and stuff.

Dearest Gasmii– Bitches in da house again, yo!!! Of course I’m talking about myself. Bravo is trying to squeeze a few more drops of ratings milk from this show’s saggy, ashy teat, so let’s see how many people I can offend in one last blog! Before I “lose another fan” (and BTW, I consider a [...]

Hi Gasmii– First, thanks to Msjaqmills, bingo boy and uglycutiefor their very flattering and enjoyable comments last week. God bless you for reading and keep ‘em coming! When The CW gives you lemons, all you can do is make spiteful, derisive recaps lemonade. This show needs a major transfusion of twisted, but let’s dispense with [...]

Hi Gasmii– In case you haven’t yet experienced the fabulously toxic stylings of ‘Gasm recap artist Twunty McSlore, hop directly onto the Real Housewives of Orange County page as soon as we’re done here. Homegurrrl has taken over with a vengeance and her acid observations will definitely spike your enjoyment of Bravo‘s most celebrated trainwreck [...]

Hi Gasmii– In case you haven’t yet experienced the fabulously toxic stylings of ‘Gasm recap artist Twunty McSlore, hop directly onto the Real Housewives of Orange County page as soon as we’re done here. Homegurrrl has taken over with a vengeance and her acid observations will definitely spike your enjoyment of Bravo‘s most celebrated trainwreck [...]

Hi Gasmii– In case you haven’t yet experienced the fabulously toxic stylings of ‘Gasm recap artist Twunty McSlore, hop directly onto the Real Housewives of Orange County page as soon as we’re done here. Homegurrrl has taken over with a vengeance and her acid observations will definitely spike your enjoyment of Bravo‘s most celebrated trainwreck [...]

Hi Gasmii– If you’ve watched three minutes of anything on The CW in the last month, you know this is the MP episode featuring 90′s vixen Heather Locklear reprising her camp-classic role as villainous blonde Amanda Woodward. Having never seen the original series, I can’t wax nostalgic for her, but at least the character has [...]

Hi Gasmii– Well, its official– the drama generated by my Real Housewives of Atlanta recap artistry is way juicier than 98% of what’s going on at Melrose Place. I don’t wanna bore you with THAT recap, so let’s just say feelings were hurt, threats were made, and whiny little bitches were out in full force. [...]

Hola Gasmii– Heather Locklear‘s coming to Melrose Place! That’ll definitely get those Gossip Girl and Vampire Diaries fans to start tuning in! They’re also getting rid of two series regulars and incredibly one of them isn’t Bad Pitt. None of this is happening for at least a week, so don’t get all excited. Not like [...]

Hi Gasmii– I should really heed Kandi‘s words and “Fly Above” the nastiness of chickadee2586, who basically accused me of phoning in last week’s blog, but please allow me to emphasize the inherent difficulty of “recapping” a Reunion in which everyone gets along, refuses to go off on each other, and declines to answer any [...]

Hi Gasmii– I’ll let Bravo executive spokesmodel Miss Thing Andy Cohen open us up today in classic overwrought style: “After a season of controversy and betrayal, surprising new alliances, shocking twists of fate, boys in high heels and a one-hit wonder, Part One starts tonight!” But don’t get too excited. Up until the last few [...]

Hi Gasmii– Let me begin by thanking you for all the sweet comments proving I am not doing this blog merely to entertain Flipit– not that that isn’t a perfectly appropriate goal unto itself. All I can say is I wish the show was juicier, more fun and had more interesting actors & characters. At [...]

Hi Gasmii– It’s the Season Finale! I thought I would be more excited, since writing double blogs (I also do Melrose Place, which should be way more fun than it is) has wreaked havoc with my social life, other projects, and amount of sexual activity. When Flipit asked me to do MP, he thought there [...]