Author: Linds

Lots and lots of screaming in this second-to-last episode of Damages, plus some questions get answered, some loyalties are tested, and one all-purpose remote control joins Uncle Pete in that big living room couch cushion in the sky. At least Pete can change the channel now.

That’s right – No. 1 movie in the country, bitches. My days on cable are numbered. I’m flying out of this show on the glorious back of one Mr. Nick Cage.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum – I smell the scent of a backstabbing Dum…In further news, Patty nearly made me wet myself from fear (again) Goodbye, Van Peebles (code name Dee). We hardly knew ye. Tell Uncle Pete we said “hey.”

Mystery, intrigue and long-awaited for make-out sessions. Plus karaoke, Damages-style! Won’t be anything left!

Patty reminisces about her girlhood days, Frobisher’s newly formed conscience retracts into his (little) brain, and Uncle Pete makes his final farewell, for realz this time.

Coke busts and dirty tradings and hookers, oh my! Plus, lots and lots of Uncle Pete until, well, you know… Back off, senile. Becker wasn’t nominated.

Frobisher’s baaaaack!! And he’s more of a wuss than ever!

Patty gets suspicious of Ellen, Uncle Pete gets his hands dirty, Phil gets kind of dirty all over, and Wes gets even stalkier, this time with more guns. It’s Damages – episode 5! So where do vengeful master she-lawyers and their young, novice FBI informants go to get a little R&R? No, not a $59-a-night [...]

Close-up on Purcell, your favorite presumed wife slayer and mine, as he stands at a kitchen sink innocently washing dishes. Boy, this is the nicest jail sentence ever. Purcell looks so peaceful and happy and I know what you’re thinking…wouldn’t it be the best thing ever if “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” suddenly came on [...]

This week on Damages, Glenn Close scares the crap out of everyone. But in a much kinder and gentler way than usual.

Previously on the Patty Hewes show, Ellen is still working with the world’s two most boring FBI agents to feed Patty a case she can’t resist and bring her down from the inside. When she’s not busy setting up a plan that will surely bring her eventual destruction, Ellen packs her days by telling support groups to peace out and taking up with mysterious, Timothy Olyphant-shaped gun pushers. Meanwhile, an old buddy of Patty’s named Danny Purcell has gotten himself into a mess of trouble with a mysterious organization who may or may not have killed his wife by the end of the season’s opener. Nothing says “Welcome to the New Year” like a strangling.

****One of our favorite shows is back on TV with a vengeance! Please welcome Linds with Damages!! Damages is back and look who’s got her big girl pants on? It’s little Ellen Parsons, all grown up and still working for Patty Hewes, although this time she’s working undercover with the FBI to take Patty down [...]