Author: LoLo

Shiz is going DOWN!

Double Eviction Night!

HOH and Boofles is Back!

Boofles is on the block!

A “luxurious” comp is held

Don’t Let the Door Hit You…

And then there were 5…

Race to the Finish!

And then there were three…

Ready, Set, Barf!

Double U-Turn Ahead!

The Big Q

Racing on…

Manure, anyone?

Sheep’s head, anyone?

I love helping the little African baaaaaaybies!

Ghana Get Hot

Mingling With the Locals

Amazing Race comes back to our TVs

Parts 1 & 2 of the final HOH!

The Veto is Up for Grabs

Double Eviction Night!

May a Boobs fall on your house.

End of love.

Who will go on the block?

Seriously, my cat has better strategy when trying to decide which corner of the litter box to take a crap in.

Boobs makes her nominations.

It’s the 1st Eviction!

Who will be America’s Next Top Model?

Five remain in the struggle for irrelevance.

“Finally! Posing with someone whose face is hairier than mine!”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, an actually editorial photo shoot follows the stupidest challenge yet, and we learn which of the seven girls will not be making the annual overseas trip. After 7 years of trying, Tyra finally found someone more annoying than herself.

This week on America’s Next Top Model, an actually editorial photo shoot follows the stupidest challenge yet, and we learn which of the seven girls will not be making the annual overseas trip. After 7 years of trying, Tyra finally found someone more annoying than herself.

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the drama explodes as the girls split into two factions — that is, everyone but Fatty, who is too busy licking the inside of a can of frosting to pick a side. “Hmm, I think there’s enough room in here to store at least 7 KFC DoubleDowns…”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Jessica humps everyone. For Jesus. “Does my Who Would Jesus Fuck bracelet show in this shot?”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances out a lame challenge. “Daphne suggested pink while Maria thought taupe would be best. I ultimately agreed with Lauren that I should go with purple eyeshadow, and now everyone else is pissed. Ugh, it’s so [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra sneaks into Morticia’s office before panel to turn a client’s skin into a catsuit and Stimpy annoys the crap out of EVERYONE with her constant whining about wanting to go home. “His liver is in my freezer, along with Janice’s soul and Twiggy’s personality.”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls go through two full photo shoots, with two surprising eliminations. Not to mention a pendulum in the ass. “How DARE you not buy me a drink first, Pendulum!”

Hello everyone! I’m back for another cycle of America’s Next Top Model, with everyone’s favorite delusional egomanic and crop of skinny bitches! I hope everyone survived their St. Patrick’s Day celebrations… I’m proud to report that I made it through the 9 hours of drinking with only minimal asshattery and an intact liver. Now let’s [...]