Author: LoLo

This week on Gossip Girl, Georgina goes down in a flaming ball of fury and humiliation, Rufus grows a pair and stops Lily’s wedding, and Dan and Serena finally break up and stop lulling me to sleep every time they’re on screen together. Well, 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. And Serena should never make [...]

This week on Top Chef, Fleasa tries to blame her shitty cooking on sabotage, Evangelass plays dirty (and no, I don’t mean with Fleasa), and Twitch becomes the latest chef sent home for not following the rules. “Listen all of y’all, this is sabotage!”

This week on Gossip Girl, last week’s jaw-dropping cliff hanger is wrapped up with a neat little bow as both the Humphrey men get a little lovin’. Spotted: Lonelyboy getting herpes.

This week on Top Chef, the chefs compete in two all-time favorite challenges while both old (Twitch v. Richard, Fleasa v. soap) and new (Dale v. Evangelass) rivalries emerge. “I only married you for your money!” “I know. And once those start to sag, I’m trading you in for a younger model.”

This week on Gossip Girl, we finally get the answers to who is gay, and what dirt Georgina has on Serena. While one of the answers a lot of us saw coming, the other one is a truly jaw-dropping moment (hint: it’s not the answer to who’s gay). “I’m confused… then which one is it?”

This week on Top Chef, I’m forced to reconsider all my previous assumptions as Nikki almost wins and Yoda almost goes home. Oy. Due to popular demand, I hereby dub thee FLEASA

This week on Gossip Girl, two new romances bloom – neither of which I could care less about – and we get an hour-long set up for next week’s episode. Oh, Michelle T. Is that really the “Ice Princess” way of doing things?

This week on Top Chef, everyone’s got their mind in the gutter. So that bubble bath thing… could I get in on that, dude?

Hey everyone! I can’t tell you how glad I am that Gossip Girl is finally back! When we last left our favorite spoiled, slutty teens, Blair had just been dethroned thanks to Chuck blabbing to Gossip Girl herself that Blair traded in her v-card in a wild backseat limo ride – and not with Nate. [...]

This week on Top Chef, the drama takes a backseat to beer, Bears, and bubble baths. A disturbing look at Twitch’s childhood.

This week on Top Chef, all hell breaks loose. With Special Guest Stars Ming Tsai and Dale’s Crotch

This week on Top Chef, the leaders continue to distance themselves from the pack, Zoi lets loose her inner bitch, and the nice guy takes the fall. Hmm, I see… now if you could turn your head and cough for me…

This week on Top Chef, Richard and Yoda continue to excel, Erik and Nikki continue to suck, and Zoi and Beast continue to be lesbians. What’s a neighborhood block party without your crazy, cracked out neighbor to scream threats and obscenities at your children?

This week on Top Chef, the contestants learn to curb their potty mouths a bit, the ladies bone it big time, and Mutton and Richard fight for the affections of one sexy guest judge. Fo’ sho’

Welcome, Gasmii, to Top Chef Season 4! I’m so excited to be recapping one of my favorite shows, and look forward to reveling in the talent, stupidity, and arrogance of these 16 chefs with y’all! I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know shit about the culinary arts – fine dining for me is [...]

This episode of American Idol is like the day after Thanksgiving – you have all these leftovers, and you don’t know what to do with them. You can’t let them go to waste so you figure what the hell, I’ll just slap these all together and see what I get. Some of the ingredients are [...]

This is it, everyone: the season finale/series finale/God knows what of Gossip Girl! As we wait to find out what the strike means for the future of the show, we’re left with a fantastic, heart-wrenching episode to chew on. Blair finally gets the comeuppance she’s been slowing making her way towards, Nate adds another entry [...]

Happy New Year everyone! As many of you know, I was out of the country over the holidays, and therefore am about two weeks behind in these Gossip Girl recaps. But I’m back now, and ready to chat about our favorite spoiled, promiscuous brats! In this episode, the gang breaks into the school’s pool where [...]

Happy holidays, everyone! For those of you looking to escape the family for a little bit – or stuck working this week – sit back, relax, and enjoy the trainwreck that is the A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The Reunion! Buckle your condoms, it’s gonna be a bumpy penis.

It’s Christmas on Gossip Girl, and you know what that means. We’ve got 12 product placements, 11 bouts of whining, 10 hideous outfits, 9 dirty looks, 8 bouts of crying, 7 dangling plot threads, 6 missing cast members, 5 manipulations, 4 clichéd moments, 3 former lovers, 2 threatening speeches, and 1 proposal from a very [...]

Here we are guys, the last episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Tonight it’s all down to Dani for the ladies versus Bobby for the boys. Let’s join Tila as she makes what she calls the most difficult decision of her life. See, I would have thought the most difficult decision was [...]

Hey guys! So I wasn’t going to recap A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila this week since it’s basically a clip show. But after watching it, I realized there are definitely some things in here worth talking – and snarking – about! For example, Tila’s totally fake, grating attitude, not to mention her fug, [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, we have another one of Josh Schwartz’s favorite events – the cotillion/debutante ball. On “The O.C.”, this evening ended with someone getting punched in the face (I’m looking at you, Jimmy Cooper), and I have high hopes for this evening to end the same way. At this time, I’d like [...]

This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, the gang heads down to Cancun, Mexico for a series of group and individual dates, and Tila narrows down the field to her final two. Also, one member of the terrible trio turns on their comrades and begins a whole lot of shit talking. Who [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, we flash back and forth between Thanksgiving 2006 and Thanksgiving 2007, learning a little bit about some of our major characters in the process. What we don’t really get is any development on the main storylines from the last episode – Blair and Upchuck, Jenny and Nate, and the Blair [...]

This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Tila visits the hometowns and families of the final four contestants. Some families welcome her with open arms, and others spray Lysol on everything she touches. Who stays, who goes, and whose mom said Tila’s bisexuality makes her want to vomit after the jump! I’m [...]

Hey everyone! Sorry this recap’s a little late – I had something going on the past few days that had something I think to do with turkey. I know it had a lot to do with booze. And my grandma asking me yet again when I’m going to get married and have lots of babies. [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, Mrs. Humps returns, Nate grows some balls, and Blair’s birthday party turns into a swingers party as some of the core couples get shaken up. Find out who’s diddling whom after the jump! I slept with Upchuck! Who knows what diseases I have!

This week on Gossip Girl, Mrs. Humps returns, Nate grows some balls, and Blair’s birthday party turns into a swingers party as some of the core couples get shaken up. Find out who’s diddling whom after the jump! Picture: crying Caption: I slept with Upchuck! Who knows what diseases I have!

This week on Gossip Girl, Mrs. Humps returns, Nate grows some balls, and Blair’s birthday party turns into a swingers party as some of the core couples get shaken up. Find out who’s diddling whom after the jump! Picture: crying Caption: I slept with Upchuck! Who knows what diseases I have!

I have to admit it, I love it whenever anyone on a reality TV show gets punched in the face. I just think that the amount of exposure and/or money these people are getting more than makes up for a few thuds to the skull for my entertainment. I live for the moment some angry [...]

I have to admit it, I love it whenever anyone on a reality TV show gets punched in the face. I just think that the amount of exposure and/or money these people are getting more than makes up for a few thuds to the skull for my entertainment. I live for the moment some angry [...]

I have to admit it, I love it whenever anyone on a reality TV show gets punched in the face. I just think that the amount of exposure and/or money these people are getting more than makes up for a few thuds to the skull for my entertainment. I live for the moment some angry [...]

I have to admit it, I love it whenever anyone on a reality TV show gets punched in the face. I just think that the amount of exposure and/or money these people are getting more than makes up for a few thuds to the skull for my entertainment. I live for the moment some angry [...]

Hold on tight, Dan, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. After last week’s repeat, Gossip Girl is back and jumping right in where we left off. As a quick recap: Jenny showed up at the masked ball to get revenge on Upchuck. She was confused for Serena, and grabbed by Nate, who told “Serena” he’s [...]

This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Bobby wins our cultural sensitivity prize of the week, Michael now resembles a hairless dog, and Tranny Vanny ups the crazy to fill the practically insurmountable void left by Professor Ashley. You sucky people are the reason why I’m already casting for Shot at Love [...]

This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Bobby wins our cultural sensitivity prize of the week, Michael now resembles a hairless dog, and Tranny Vanny ups the crazy to fill the practically insurmountable void left by Professor Ashley. Picture: classy Caption: You sucky people are the reason why I’m already casting for [...]

Yes! Ah, yes. The episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila we’ve been waiting for. We’ve got sex dolls and fistfights and ambulances, oh my! Join me as we watch our dirtiest – and most entertaining – episode yet!

This week on Gossip Girl, a ghost from Dan’s past reappears, Jenny continues to be awesome, and Nate continues to suck at life. Wait, what is Ana-Lucia doing on Gossip Girl?