Author: LoLo

This week on Gossip Girl, we learn that Blair has more minions than just whatsherface and whatshername, Serena has blue-collar sex fantasies, and Jenny’s not quite as useless as we may have thought. The race for Head Plastic just got more complicated.

This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, we pick up exactly where we left off – Tila dropping the bomb that she’s a slutty attention whore. And a bisexual. Needless to say, the news does not go over well with the group. Well, except for douchebaggery-spokesmodel Marcus, who quickly points out there [...]

As you may have noticed, this Gossip Girl recap’s a little late this week. Sorry bout that, guys! With a new episode right around the corner, let’s not waste any time delving into the lives of our rich, spoiled, and semi-attractive UESiders, okay? Serena is SO not my Huckleberry Friend.

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is the latest in the D-list reality star dating series, only this one’s on MTV and not VH1. Since VH1 had no problem showing girls hurling loogies, defecating on floors, and moaning out orgasms, what the hell could be in this show that made VH1 say, “Oh wow, [...]

This week on Gossip Girl bitchy pranks backfired, a burnt up relationship showed promise of rebirth, and someone didn’t get their first choice in Ivy League schools so she might as well kill herself. Blair’s legs scare me.

This week on Gossip Girl, Serena and Blair catfight, Dan and Upchuck fistfight, and Nate and Jenny look confused. Only this time, at brunch! What a fuster cluck.

Gossip Girl is the newest CW teen soap, and so far it feels like a cross between The OC and Cruel Intentions. So basically we have pretty, rich teens drinking, having sex, doing drugs, getting in fights, and complaining about how hard their sheltered lives are. As for the lesbianism, stepsibling incest, and parental bigotry, [...]

Okay, confession time: growing up, I was a huge fan of young adult book series. I’m talking about “Sweet Valley High”, “Sunset Island”, and “Freshman Dorm”, just to name a few. There was even one called “Boyfriends/Girlfriends” with was eventually renamed “Making Out.” Oy. I’ve always harbored a secret desire to write the things, so [...]

This week, VH1 treated us Mission: Man Band fans to two episodes in one night! It’s like Christmas has come early and I’m one very happy girl. I’m sure this decision was fueled by fan demand and the high ratings the show has gotten. VH1 just wants to finish season 1 as soon as possible [...]

I hope everyone had a great, long Labor Day weekend! I spent mine watching my beloved Cubbies go down in defeat, and then came home and tortured, err, consoled myself with Mission: Man Band. This week the guys of Sureshot are shooting their first music video, and it’s actually really good. It’s nice to see [...]

Chris Kirkpatrick has enjoyed a positive reputation for years. He’s always been the funny, sweet one from *NSYNC, and this personality has gotten him a lot more than his fair share of the hos. But now thanks to Mission: Man Band, Chris has been outed, and that positive reputation is shattered. Yep, Chris Kirkpatrick is [...]

Trying waaaay too hard to look 25 Sorry about the late recap, guys. I just moved into a new place and it’s been a crazy few days. I know you all have all been dying to know what happened on Mission: Man Band this week and in a nutshell the answer is: nothing! They practiced [...]

Sorry about the late recap, guys. I just moved into a new place and it’s been a crazy few days. I know you all have all been dying to know what happened on Mission: Man Band this week and in a nutshell the answer is: nothing! They practiced a song we never really got to [...]

I don’t know about y’all but I’ve been grappling in the throes of anticipation all week with these burning questions: Will the Native American ritual help Chris Kirkpatrick gain the confidence to stop dressing so poorly that Mary-Kate Olsen is embarrassed for him? Will Rich Cronin get a closer look at Katie McNeil’s fun bags [...]

***Note from the Editor: Readers, you did an awesome job choosing your new recappers in this Summer’s Auditiongasm. And now, for the first of your two winners from the final round, please give a warm round of applause for LoLo!!! Welcome to Mission: Impossible, err, excuse me, Mission:Man Band, a show where four middle-aged former [...]