Author: Luscious

Maybe this damn show should be called America’s Next Top Surviving Model.

Forget a love triangle. I want a love octagon!

A story told in pictures.

Tyra, what have you done to my dignity?

Greetings Gasmii, “It’s a whole new top model” and Tyra’s taking her humiliation fetish to a whole new level. This week, she goes literal in her attempts to shame these girls who so desperately want a chance at a career in the industry.   That ain’t a set, Gasmii. It’s an honest to goodnessfilthy abandoned [...]

I hate the little putrid puss particle that is Brianboy

 Hi Gasmii, This week on America’s Next Top Model, we find out who the second smartest girl in the house is.   Our mystery girl realizes she is just a Tyra toy making a fool of herself. This brilliant girl also gets so sick of Bryanboy that they have a bit of a run-in. I [...]

Meet the girls of America’s Next Top Face Off Project Runway Model

Man, have we gotten low budge or what?

Hey Gasmii, This is slightly old news, but I just came across a few people sounding in on the situation, so I thought we should add it to the watercooler. Jael Strauss, a former contestant during cycle 8 of ANTM was already fighting demons when she appeared on the show. Sadly, it appears her demons [...]

Is Victoria a fraud?

Gross, ugly and nonsensical. That’s our whole new ANTM.

She’s a clever one, that Tyra.

Fierce has never been so fugly.

How come Tyra’s ass doesn’t get blurred out?

Hi Gasmii! Well here it is, the long anticipated “WTF Is Tyra Up To Now?” episode of ANTM. As discussed earlier, cycle 19 is a starting over point, because you know, Tyra is a Harvard business grad now and she has to make important business decisions. Tyra joins Hillary Duff among the ranks of the [...]

Hi Gasmii! I’m back and super excited to be spending the fall season with all of you talking about cray cray Ty Ty and the bajillioneth “cycle” of her show. I took a pleasant break over the summer to enjoy the outdoors and work on my own writing, but I couldn’t stay away from the [...]

Maybe the panda suit wasn’t such a great idea.

Hi Gasmii, I’ve been on a webisode kick lately and just feel compelled to talk about a few that I consider outstanding.  Blue caught my eye, mostly because it has Julia Stiles in it, but once I started watching I couldn’t stop. So let me share this gem with all of you. The first episode [...]

Steve, you bastard, you just killed her fantasy.

Mark is dismayed to have to pass up on so much putang so quickly.

Everybody Must Get Awkward

Douche bags, teleporting penises and mind fucks galore!

Good news, Ms. Low Standards; it would appear you are dating Mr. Low Expectations.

The whole thing is a sham!

Gosh, you’d think Elizabeth was the virgin in the house!

Trying to trust the people they beat.

What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!

Next time, try Midol.

Is Doomsday upon us?

The dreaded zapper emerges!

Tears, raps, rhymes, boob pressing and a whole lot more!

Now you did gone and went too far!

Greeting Gasmii! This week on Celebrity Apprentice, we lost yet another vital brain, which means we have more weak players left than strong ones.  I think it’s clear the contenders for the title will be Aubrey, Clay and Lisa, and I’m kind of bummed that this won’t turn out to be a battle of the [...]

Ragin’ Cajun Love

Being an expert at winning, Clay shows Lisa how it’s done.

Delusional much?

And we’re back with the second half of Donald’s love affair with seeing himself on TV. We previously left off just when Debbie Gibson got the boot. So things pick up in the waiting room, where both teams are thinking it is Teresa that will be fired. Dee specifically points out that it will be [...]

Oh shit, Gasmii. Can you believe what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice? Besides the unexpected three hour tour on this shipwreck, all the wrong people got sent home. And Sparks decided since one hour of his boardroom isn’t enough, we get to sit through two boardrooms. At first I thought it was an April [...]