Author: m_ruv

Yep, Donald Trump has spawned yet again: Melania Knauss gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Trump issued a typical response: “I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young.” Charming! Witnesses noted that throughout the eight-hour labor Ms. Knauss’s facial expression did not change even once. [AP] In addition to [...]

Yep, Donald Trump has spawned yet again: Melania Knauss gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Trump issued a typical response: “I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young.” Charming! Witnesses noted that throughout the eight-hour labor Ms. Knauss’s facial expression did not change even once. [AP] In addition to [...]

Ha ha! Did you ever think this week’s Grey’s Anatomy column would be titled “Stick a Fork in It”? What were the odds? Anyway, after a week hiatus thanks to the annual train wreck that is the Oscars, our favorite soapy medi-dramedy was back in fine form. In a subtle nod to yesteryear, our opening [...]

The producers of the forthcoming movie remake of Dallas are apparently looking to cast John Travolta as J.R. and Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen, among others. People seem to be up in arms over the choice of Mr. Travolta, but whatever, I’m just waiting for the 227 movie. [BBC] Brokeback Mountain author Annie Proulx is [...]

The producers of the forthcoming movie remake of Dallas are apparently looking to cast John Travolta as J.R. and Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen, among others. People seem to be up in arms over the choice of Mr. Travolta, but whatever, I’m just waiting for the 227 movie. [BBC] Brokeback Mountain author Annie Proulx is [...]

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park, as he is suddenly shocked, shocked that the show displays “intolerance and bigotry” and ridicules religious belief. Dude, not sure how to break this to you, but for the last nine years you’ve been on the payroll of a show that’s featured NAMBLA, “cripple fights,” Christopher Reeve sucking on [...]

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park, as he is suddenly shocked, shocked that the show displays “intolerance and bigotry” and ridicules religious belief. Dude, not sure how to break this to you, but for the last nine years you’ve been on the payroll of a show that’s featured NAMBLA, “cripple fights,” Christopher Reeve sucking on [...]

According to reports, Diane Sawyer is in as anchor of ABC World News Tonight, bringing the squinty, smiling condescension that we all know and adore to millions of American households each evening. Granted, it required Machiavellian manipulation of a fateful combination of events (i.e., roadside bomb and rapidly expanding fetus), but THAT’S WHY WE LOVE [...]

According to reports, Diane Sawyer is in as anchor of ABC World News Tonight, bringing the squinty, smiling condescension that we all know and adore to millions of American households each evening. Granted, it required Machiavellian manipulation of a fateful combination of events (i.e., roadside bomb and rapidly expanding fetus), but THAT’S WHY WE LOVE [...]

During an interview on The View, Donald Trump said that he would probably date his own daughter, Ivanka, were she not, um, the seed of his own loins. He noted that she has a “very nice figure,” singling out for recognition her “yuge breasts” and “fifty billion dollar ass.” [MSNBC] Madonna‘s daughter, Lourdes, apparently has [...]

During an interview on The View, Donald Trump said that he would probably date his own daughter, Ivanka, were she not, um, the seed of his own loins. He noted that she has a “very nice figure,” singling out for recognition her “yuge breasts” and “fifty billion dollar ass.” [MSNBC] Madonna‘s daughter, Lourdes, apparently has [...]

Lordy lordy. In case you hadn’t heard, the 78th annual Academy Awards were last night, and boy were they a doozy. Where to begin. Crash, which pulled off a huge upset? Dolly Parton, who brought her two sisters along? Jon Stewart, who will likely never be invited back? Altogether, though the ceremony remained mind-numbing even [...]

As noted in our recap, Paula Abdul was JACKED OUT OF HER MIND during the live broadcast of American Idol on Thursday, just hours after having disrupted airport security in order to make her Southwest Airlines (?!?) flight from Las Vegas to L.A. Well at least she certainly “made the Vicodin her own.” [Boston Herald] [...]

As noted in our recap, Paula Abdul was JACKED OUT OF HER MIND during the live broadcast of American Idol on Thursday, just hours after having disrupted airport security in order to make her Southwest Airlines (?!?) flight from Las Vegas to L.A. Well at least she certainly “made the Vicodin her own.” [Boston Herald] [...]

Ooh, another good episode of Grey’s Anatomy—we’re on a roll. Eagerly awaiting the fallout from last week’s sex fiasco, in a twist we get a voiceover from George rather than Meredith. Admittedly, the voiceover is as retarded as always—this time containing helpful hints about karma management in one’s daily life. Even the best of us [...]

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized Mr. Aiken as, well, something other than the flaming homosexual that even a blind and deaf person would notice that he is. In their complaint they make the shocking claim that “the private Clay [read: [...]

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized Mr. Aiken as, well, something other than the flaming homosexual that even a blind and deaf person would notice that he is. In their complaint they make the shocking claim that “the private Clay [read: [...]

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on a drug charge. Given Mr. Michael’s penchant for fabulousness I CANNOT WAIT to see the mugshot. [BBC] Tracy Morgan pleaded no contest to a DUI charge in an L.A. court. I’d go for the obvious [...]

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on a drug charge. Given Mr. Michael’s penchant for fabulousness I CANNOT WAIT to see the mugshot. [BBC] Tracy Morgan pleaded no contest to a DUI charge in an L.A. court. I’d go for the obvious [...]

Well I sure didn’t see that coming. The previews made it look like this week’s Grey’s Anatomy would be essentially a throwaway, a fun little breather after all the drama of the Code Black fiasco. But NO—instead we had a big plot twist at the end that just made things about a hundred times more [...]

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter to Martha speak for itself: “Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything a show needs for success. … Between your daughter, with her one-word statements, your letter [...]

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter to Martha speak for itself: “Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything a show needs for success. … Between your daughter, with her one-word statements, your letter [...]

Yesterday James Bond got a bad guy, and now there’s a leading lady—willowy French thing Eva Green, most notable for flashing her little bonbons in Bertolucci’s The Dreamers. I don’t know much about her, but she seems like a French Penélope Cruz, which J-Unit wil LOVE. [BBC] In a riveting, tell-all interview with People magazine, [...]

Yesterday James Bond got a bad guy, and now there’s a leading lady—willowy French thing Eva Green, most notable for flashing her little bonbons in Bertolucci’s The Dreamers. I don’t know much about her, but she seems like a French Penélope Cruz, which J-Unit wil LOVE. [BBC] In a riveting, tell-all interview with People magazine, [...]

The James Bond producers have finally cast a villain, which is helpful considering the fact that shooting on Casino Royale began weeks ago and the film comes out in December. Taking the role is Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen. In the film’s climactic showdown, Bond and the bad guy will scribble furiously at easels to see [...]

The James Bond producers have finally cast a villain, which is helpful considering the fact that shooting on Casino Royale began weeks ago and the film comes out in December. Taking the role is Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen. In the film’s climactic showdown, Bond and the bad guy will scribble furiously at easels to see [...]

Yeah, this week’s Grey’s Anatomy was a panty-buncher. Would the bomb go off? Would the writers be able to keep up the tension in the second half of a two-parter? By and large it was a success, though the most interesting parts this week actually came in the realm of character development rather than suspense. [...]

This is totally unrelated, but in the absence of any notable entertainment news I just wanted to point out that Condoleezza Rice is the black version of Lucy from Peanuts. In other political developments, Britney Spears‘s no-carseat stunt with her baby has incurred the wrath of much-feared transportation secretary Norman Mineta, who is using the [...]

This is totally unrelated, but in the absence of any notable entertainment news I just wanted to point out that Condoleezza Rice is the black version of Lucy from Peanuts. In other political developments, Britney Spears‘s no-carseat stunt with her baby has incurred the wrath of much-feared transportation secretary Norman Mineta, who is using the [...]

The nudie pansexual lovefest on the cover of this week’s Vanity Fair has apparently caused quite a splash, as the magazine’s sales and web hits have soared. Big missed opportunity for Rachel McAdams, who fired her publicist and refused to be in the photo when she found out what it would entail. Whatever, don’t even [...]

The nudie pansexual lovefest on the cover of this week’s Vanity Fair has apparently caused quite a splash, as the magazine’s sales and web hits have soared. Big missed opportunity for Rachel McAdams, who fired her publicist and refused to be in the photo when she found out what it would entail. Whatever, don’t even [...]

This week was yuge for Grey’s Anatomy. Just yuge. The show hit several notable milestones: 1) the much-coveted post-Superbowl timeslot; 2) its first-ever TO BE CONTINUED…; 3) lesbian shower fantasies; 4) new heights of suspense; and 5) even loftier heights in the suspension-of-disbelief department. All unreality notwithstanding, it made for a great hour of television [...]

Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she’s REALLY up for is the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward. [AP] L.A. County’s Department of Children and Family Services is allegedly investigating Britney Spears after a tabloid published photos of her driving her car with one hand and holding [...]

Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she’s REALLY up for is the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward. [AP] L.A. County’s Department of Children and Family Services is allegedly investigating Britney Spears after a tabloid published photos of her driving her car with one hand and holding [...]

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to be a hoax. I repeat, RYAN SEACREST == NOT GAY. All those photos you’ve seen of him looking tanorexic and impossibly hair-gelled in front of striped pastel walls—all fabricated! All lies! Thank you for your [...]

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to be a hoax. I repeat, RYAN SEACREST == NOT GAY. All those photos you’ve seen of him looking tanorexic and impossibly hair-gelled in front of striped pastel walls—all fabricated! All lies! Thank you for your [...]

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s gay. Seacrest literally FLED THE STUDIO. Fine, so he’s probably a raging homosexual—in other shock revelations, did you hear Eddie Murphy is black? [Gawker] Paris Hilton must be wetting her $500 panties: due to her [...]

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s gay. Seacrest literally FLED THE STUDIO. Fine, so he’s probably a raging homosexual—in other shock revelations, did you hear Eddie Murphy is black? [Gawker] Paris Hilton must be wetting her $500 panties: due to her [...]

Well praise be to Oprah, because this was a great episode of Grey’s Anatomy. All the hallmarks that were missing from the last few episodes—surprise revelations, touching deathbed scenes, interesting new characters, hearty borscht-belt humor—were back in force. So take that, you Desperate Housewives bitches. Nonetheless, though this turn of events is most welcome, it [...]