Author: Madelyne27

We start out this week as we always do… Alisha is all about making the routine harder so they can get more points. Last week they did great, but they scored low on their dance routine, so they are going to up the dance part and redo it. Andrea says that the new dance will [...]

I’m almost done with the full recap, minus the pictures… so it will be up early(ish) tomorrow. This week, Ann has a stick up her ass, while her daughter is simply full of sht. They solve it by fighting, scratching and biting each other. We almost see a cow run two laps, but she calls [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

Another show chock full of great moms and even greater daughters. And by great, I mean tragic and by greater, I mean holy sht these girls need to make some life changes.  Sometimes it’s not easy to dislike everyone equally. Other times it is. This week the Youth Tan Silver Team is preparing to go to [...]

You know how a few of us have said we wished we could see more of the kids? Well, I DIDN’T MEAN THE CRAPPY ONES! I’m working on the full recap, but I’m also watching my 3 year old nephew… and let’s just say one of us needs a nap. The other one is him. [...]

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Am I the only one that walks around their house screaming, “If you fall again, I will replace you”? Because I find myself saying it to my dogs and daughter… a lot.  This week on Cheer Perfection, Alisha starts by explaining what a stunt is, since we haven’t seen a good one yet. Olivia is [...]

We’re back Gasmii, and so is CTR. Alisha interviews about the tragic performance of the Youth Silver at the baseball game last week. She has decided to host an invitational of 13 teams to come be judged by each other. 5 of the teams are the same level as Youth Silver (so, sucky?) and the [...]

***Madelyne chooses her faves from Sept! Enjoy! Gigi on Toddlers and Tiaras: I still see Amber Portwood every time I look at destiny. Except smiling and not all mugshotty   TalldrinkofH2O on Project Runway: OMG!! Your screen shot of Unibrow and his pee stain – priceless!! And gross. I’m sure that I’m not alone in not [...]

Chelsea’s a moron. Jenelle finds a new family. Kailyn keeps looking for one. Leah keeps ruining hers. I must preface this recap to say that I am sitting inside my home office (read, bed) with my windows open… my neighbor is edging his yard and it’s so loud that I am on the verge of [...]

THIS MOM SCREAMS “CHEERLEADER”! And we’re back in Sherwood, Arkansas. I am having NO LUCK finding Cheer Perfection online, so I have limited images available. If I can’t find the show online by next week, I will take to using my camera and taking pictures of the episode. I LOVE pictures, so this is painful [...]

This initial premiere was my “audition” for TVgasm… This was the teaser premiere for Cheer Perfection that ran back in July 2012. I am working on last night’s episode now.  ————————————————————————————- I am new to recapping, although I have been recapping through email and texts to my friends for the past two years. After I [...]

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a bit. Leah and Jeremy make it official and become boyfriend and girlfriend. Leah tells Jeremy about cheating on Corey the week before their wedding… but that it was Corey’s fault. Jeremy doesn’t mind, he says [...]

It’s the season finale, and I can honestly say it doesn’t come a moment too soon.  The best part is the reunion, and that’s only awesome because John “The Spider” Salley hosts it, and he’s a riot. But first, we start with the season finale. We’re still in New Orleans and we’re still discussing the same [...]

Okay, technically there is no minicap… but Monday night was the season finale and the reunion show. I am going to do them together in one final recap… Just give me a little time to get all the facts straight, because these ladies are insane. You can read past recaps and discuss this week’s episode [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime. Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State [...]

Much like at a horse race, we’re off… Just don’t get too excited… First up, Brooke is having a private launch party of Touch Me lingerie. She didn’t mean to keep it a secret, but she did. They talked about how awesome Jackie’s fashion show was and that Brooke got the cover of King Magazine. [...]

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect blame the way she always does. We saw Kailyn excel at loving the wrong man the way she always does. And we saw Jenelle abuse her family the way she always does. This week… Leah [...]

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let me know… Chelsea is going to take more GED practice tests next week, but this week she has to focus on Aubree’s birthday party and sneaking out to watch Adam ride a toy. Her dad [...]

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I will get snarkier as I get caught up and can give each scene its fair share of sarcasm. There is so much going on, but I’m just rushing through these first few episodes. Finally, I [...]

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 and 2 finished today, Episode 3 this weekend… and then we’ll be on track to watch these little cocoons called ladies flourish into beautiful butterflies. Last season on Teen Mom 2… Jenelle and Barbara fought [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

So, after much build-up, we have reached the mid-season finale… with promises of big reveals and even bigger egos… but personally, I feel let down. My fav part of the episode was the many (read, two) faces of Juliette… which will be provided throughout the recap.  We are back at the apothecary with Monroe, Renard, [...]

The first meeting is between Chantel and Laura. Chani called Laura after Jackie told Chani NOT to talk to Laura. Typical daughter move. Chani was very honest with how she felt her mother raised her and Ta’kari. At first Laura was thinking this would be a chance to get dirt on Jackie, but she got [...]

 “The beast was simply the Call of the Wild personified … which some natures hear to their own destruction.” The episode starts with a flashback of Hank during his early years on the job. He’s got a little Samuel L. Jackson, from Jackie Brown, sideburns going on… and I like it. He arrives at a [...]

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

Hello Gasmii Grimm fans… This was an all-Hank, all-the-time-except-when-Juliette-ruined-a-few-scenes episode. We start with seeing Hank, 7 years ago, as a uniformed officer, responding to a call for a loud fight at some house. He and his partner find two brothers… one dead, the other not quite. Hank catches the killer and assists in having him [...]

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

“And branded upon the beast, the mark of his kin. For none shall live whom they have seen.” Nick is sleeping on the couch having a bad dream about a missing girl. The image of a black girl keep floating through his thoughts as he tosses and turns. Then quickly, a hand lands on his [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

This week in real life, 4 of the 6 basketball wives were canned because they wouldn’t let VH-1 tape the “real” parts of their lives. Next year we will only have Jackie (Old Spice) and Draya (Homewrecker Spice) returning. Hopefully Draya will actually be a basketball wife by then. Anyway, this week: Brooke had a [...]

 ”On many a dark night, people would see her walking along the riverbank and crying for her children.”  The story behind this episode is actually very interesting and a great Halloween story. There are a couple versions… feel free to check them out here (AFTER you read my recap.) A father and son are walking [...]

This episode has been so hyped up as the big wedding episode, but I felt it was a flop. It’s even hard to recap because so little happened… but I’ll start with a short photo montage of all the spikey things I saw throughout the show.         Okay, enough of that… Now [...]

It’s Jackie’s wedding day!!! For the 17th time. Yes, those are her panties. And yes, this happened at her wedding. Malaysia, Brooke, and Draya get together to not talk about Bambi. And immediately start talking about Bambi. And then Jackie. Brooke wears a dress that shows off her, um, figure. Doug and Jackie are meeting with [...]

I found out that I didn’t know how to spell decathlon… so the likelihood that I’ll ever be in an academic decathlon are slim. Politically correct panel. We begin at a school that is holding an academic decathlon trial. One boy, Pierce Higgins, is clearly the smartest… he also appears to have a way-too-involved mother in the audience. [...]

I thought of making myself a beautiful wooden marionette. It must be wonderful, one that can dance, fence, and turn somersaults… Four insanely smart high school kids answer questions that I don’t even understand. One mother is clearly too invested. Nick and Juliette go to an awards dinner, at which Cpt. Renard is speaking.  The kids go out [...]

 If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands… The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days. Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was [...]